"Kevin, what are you doing?" Stanley Hudson asked Kevin Malone.
"...Having an M&M's." Kevin replied as he placed a couple more of the chocolate candies into his mouth.
Stanley shook his head as he folded his arms. "Again? How many of those do you eat?"
Kevin gulped down the M&M's as he turned to Stanley. "...More than enough."
Pam Beesly walked up to Kevin, shaking her head as she sighed, her arms folded together. "I'm a bit concerned for you. Those chocolate candies go all the way down."
Kevin let out a sigh of disappointment as he closed his eyes. "Don't you guys think I'm aware of that,?"
Stanley pointed at the pack of the M&M's. "Well, if you know about it, why do you keep eating them?"
Kevin glanced around as the other coworkers glanced at him, making him feel more nervous. "Because... they're manly and munchy. Why else do you think they're called M&M's?"
Kelly Kapoor stood up and approached Kevin. "Actually, they stand for the founder of-"
"NO ONE CARES, KELLY!" Kevin exclaimed angrily as he then hid behind the water cooler as he kept on stuffing M&M's in his mouth, making the others give each other worried glances.
"You know, maybe he should balance it with Skittles." Jim Halpert admitted while eating a Hershey's chocolate bar as he shrugged. "Just saying."
