I wanted to actually DO something for today and decided a Team 7 one-shot was in order. A bit of summary, the entirety of Team 7, including Sai and Yamato, but Yamato is driving, is in a big group chat while they're on a road trip. They're just talking, chillin'. I really didn't think this through, though. Only reason I'm posting it is because —Restart— Chapter 11 is NOT going well and I feel bad making you all wait.

It's a Modernized AU!

[smh]

The seemingly endless road blurred out behind the large car as it camouflaged with all the others stuck on the highway. The afternoon summer sun blazed down on the group as they all cocked their heads back in annoyance.

A certain blonde wouldn't stop grumbling, in particular. "This isn't FAIR! We are gonna be late! We are GONNA BE LATE! TELL THEM TO MOVE IT!"

The ravenette condemned to sit beside him grunted, irritation lacing the words next spoken.

"Shut it, dobe. The only reason we're here is because of you and your inability to stay still without hitting someone in the process."

The pinkette forced to recline in the trunk (so much for chivalry) hoisted herself up with an arm, her head in between her raging best friends' and sighed. "How about we pass the time? You guys have it better; I'm dying back here. Kakashi, can you get the AC on?" She motioned towards the gray haired bum in shotgun, right before she threw a book past his face.

Like usual, he dodged inconspicuously and continued to read his smut, acting like he never heard his old student's plea. Yamato sighed and clicked a few buttons, turned a switch, and Sakura was content.

The socially-retarded blackhead sitting next to the friendliness-retarded smiled an obviously fake one, and prepared to answer his female friend as she slipped back down in her temporary lounge area. "Would you like to make a group chat? We can pass the time there, if you'd like." Kakashi visibly perked up at this, and so did Yamato. Sakura bounded back up and plastered on a grin identical to Naruto's.

"Who says you aren't social? Great idea!" She whipped out her phone, and so did everyone else. Sasuke hadn't said anything yet, but on the inside he was pleased to see a distraction.

[imo]

*Team Seven Group Chat*

*Naruto joined the conversation.

*Sakura joined the conversation.

*Sai joined the conversation.

*Kakashi joined the conversation.

*Yamato joined the conversation.

Where's Sasuke?-Naruto

*Sasuke joined the conversation.

So!-Sakura

So what?-Kakashi

ACTUALY. WHY DID U IGNORE ME WHEN I ASKED TI TURN AC KN-Sakura

Woah, slow down there with the typing. I can hear you slamming your fingers down.-Sasuke

Can we talk about something interesting?-Naruto

How about gossip?-Sai

On?-Yamato

Sakura!-Naruto

WHAT. MY ME-Sakura

Why*-Kakashi

You've got one of the worst love lives I've ever seen of course.-Sai

Do you want me to kill you?-Sakura

I'm sure Sasuke's got that covered.-Yamato

-Sasuke

-Sakura

:0 -Naruto

:3 -Sai

-Kakashi

0_0 -Sakura

I thought we were gossiping on Sakura.-Yamato.

Hey Sakura! DO YIU STILL LIKE TEME-Naruto

You*-Kakashi

What kind of question is that!?-Sakura

What part of gossiping do you not understand?-Sasuke

The last person I expected to die with them.-Sakura

Side*-Kakashi

No, die.-Sakura

COME ON GIVE IS TH E DEETS-Naruto

The* Us*-Kakashi

I'm

Not

Telling

You-Sakura

BO-Sasuke

Even Sasuke wants to know.-Yamato.

Come on Ugly, we will talk about Sasuke next.-Sai.

Hey that hurt.-Sai.

You deserved it.-Sakura

Oh my god Sakura just say it.-Sasuke.

The heck? Why do you want to know?-Sakura

I need to find SOMEONE to revive my family business.-Sasuke

In that cas3, I'm over yuh.-Sakura

Case* You*-Kakashi

Brb, gotta drive.-Yamato

You werent even participating.-Sai

Weren't*-Kakashi

Speaking of Teme's family business, how is your girlfriend doing?-Naruto

What does that have to do with my family business.-Sasuke

You have a girlfriend?-Sakura

Never thought I'd see the day.-Sai.

He totally blackmailed her.-Kakashi

No I met her, she made he decision.-Naruto

The*-Kakashi

I don't have a girlfriend, you overactive ball of carbohydrates.-Sasuke

You do! I saw you two!-Naruto

You guys are fast Tyler's.-Sakura

I'm guessing you meant typers*-Kakashi

Met is different than saw idiot.-Sasuke

Same thing.-Naruto

Tomato tomato!-Sakura

That doesn't work in text.-Yamato

Is there a difference?-Sai

They're synonyms, right?-Kakashi

*Sasuke left the conversation.

Anyway, tell us about how she looks Naruto!-Sakura

She has red hair, red eyes, red glasses, and wore a purple top and black shorts the last I saw her. And these super weird open-toed sandals. They look so WEEIIRD.-Naruto

I've seen her before.-Sakura.

Mind telling us where?-Yamato

I was in the supermarket one day and I saw her picking up these GIGANTIC tomatoes. Only tomatoes, and she looked exactly as you described her. She freaked me out with her eyes so I just left. -Sakura

Those were most likely for Sasuke.-Sakura

Sounds sketchy.-Kakashi

She didn't even have pupils!-Sakura

What.-Sai.

-Naruto

:1-Yamato

-Kakashi

You do realize that Ino doesn't have pupils, Sasuke, Kakashi, and Sai's eyes are pitch black which are usually signs of an disease, Shikamaru ALSO doesn't have pupils, Neji and Hinata have WHITE EYES and no pupils, etc. -Naruto

..ah. I guess I never noticed that before. When did uiu get so smart?-Sakura

Aw, you're making me blush.-Naruto

You*-Kakashi

Brb, gotta drive. Again.-Yamato

Should I add Sasuke back in the chat?-Naruto

He left because we wouldn't stop grilling him about that girl. -Sakura

Her name is Karin, I think. Sasuke mentioned her once, in a bad light.-Naruto.

Are they actually dating?-Sakura

Jealous?-Naruto

Yes.-Sakura.

YOU DO LIKE HIM!-Naruto

No? I just don't want her to take my role in our fried group. I'm the only girl and I'd like it 'to stay that way.-Sakura

Friend*-Kakashi

Is it because you want to be surrounded by hot guys 24/7?-Naruto

In all honesty, you guys have this musky smell to you. Like firewood. But not you Naruto, you smell like meat. And you aren't 'hot.' Freezing cold, actually. -Sakura

*Sasuke joined the conversation.

Sorry for stealing your phone.-Naruto

You stole his phone? lol-Kakashi

Ew, you used lol.-Naruto

What, now I can't?-Kakashi

You're old.-Sai.

Exactly. Not our fault you chose to spend this time correcting sub.-Sakura

Us*-Kakashi

Exactly.-Yamato

Oh, look outside!-Naruto

Is that my summer home?!-Sasuke

You didn't know? This is where we're going on vacation.-Sakura

I NEVER AGREED TO THIS.-Sasuke

Yeah, but I got blessings from your family before they...yokel.-Sakura.

Y'know*-Kakashi

How did you even figure that one out?-Sakura

Intuition.-Kakashi

True.-Sai

Fair enough.-Sasuke

I see. -Yamato

Ha!-Naruto

Yeah, yea.-Sakura.

[lol]

They all put their respective devices to the side and stared out the window. Not too far was a gigantic cabana building that they would be staying in the next three months.

"I hate you all," said Sasuke.

"You love us," they all chorused in unison.

[af]

THE END

Hope you enjoyed! This story came out better than I thought it would, actually. But it's still trash. I uploaded it on a different format on my birthday last year, which was AGES ago. (Hyperbole) But I hoped you liked reading this.

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