I wanted to actually DO something for today and decided a Team 7 one-shot was in order. A bit of summary, the entirety of Team 7, including Sai and Yamato, but Yamato is driving, is in a big group chat while they're on a road trip. They're just talking, chillin'. I really didn't think this through, though. Only reason I'm posting it is because —Restart— Chapter 11 is NOT going well and I feel bad making you all wait.
It's a Modernized AU!
[smh]
The seemingly endless road blurred out behind the large car as it camouflaged with all the others stuck on the highway. The afternoon summer sun blazed down on the group as they all cocked their heads back in annoyance.
A certain blonde wouldn't stop grumbling, in particular. "This isn't FAIR! We are gonna be late! We are GONNA BE LATE! TELL THEM TO MOVE IT!"
The ravenette condemned to sit beside him grunted, irritation lacing the words next spoken.
"Shut it, dobe. The only reason we're here is because of you and your inability to stay still without hitting someone in the process."
The pinkette forced to recline in the trunk (so much for chivalry) hoisted herself up with an arm, her head in between her raging best friends' and sighed. "How about we pass the time? You guys have it better; I'm dying back here. Kakashi, can you get the AC on?" She motioned towards the gray haired bum in shotgun, right before she threw a book past his face.
Like usual, he dodged inconspicuously and continued to read his smut, acting like he never heard his old student's plea. Yamato sighed and clicked a few buttons, turned a switch, and Sakura was content.
The socially-retarded blackhead sitting next to the friendliness-retarded smiled an obviously fake one, and prepared to answer his female friend as she slipped back down in her temporary lounge area. "Would you like to make a group chat? We can pass the time there, if you'd like." Kakashi visibly perked up at this, and so did Yamato. Sakura bounded back up and plastered on a grin identical to Naruto's.
"Who says you aren't social? Great idea!" She whipped out her phone, and so did everyone else. Sasuke hadn't said anything yet, but on the inside he was pleased to see a distraction.
[imo]
*Team Seven Group Chat*
*Naruto joined the conversation.
*Sakura joined the conversation.
*Sai joined the conversation.
*Kakashi joined the conversation.
*Yamato joined the conversation.
Where's Sasuke?-Naruto
*Sasuke joined the conversation.
So!-Sakura
So what?-Kakashi
ACTUALY. WHY DID U IGNORE ME WHEN I ASKED TI TURN AC KN-Sakura
Woah, slow down there with the typing. I can hear you slamming your fingers down.-Sasuke
Can we talk about something interesting?-Naruto
How about gossip?-Sai
On?-Yamato
Sakura!-Naruto
WHAT. MY ME-Sakura
Why*-Kakashi
You've got one of the worst love lives I've ever seen of course.-Sai
Do you want me to kill you?-Sakura
I'm sure Sasuke's got that covered.-Yamato
-Sasuke
-Sakura
:0 -Naruto
:3 -Sai
-Kakashi
0_0 -Sakura
I thought we were gossiping on Sakura.-Yamato.
Hey Sakura! DO YIU STILL LIKE TEME-Naruto
You*-Kakashi
What kind of question is that!?-Sakura
What part of gossiping do you not understand?-Sasuke
The last person I expected to die with them.-Sakura
Side*-Kakashi
No, die.-Sakura
COME ON GIVE IS TH E DEETS-Naruto
The* Us*-Kakashi
I'm
Not
Telling
You-Sakura
BO-Sasuke
Even Sasuke wants to know.-Yamato.
Come on Ugly, we will talk about Sasuke next.-Sai.
Hey that hurt.-Sai.
You deserved it.-Sakura
Oh my god Sakura just say it.-Sasuke.
The heck? Why do you want to know?-Sakura
I need to find SOMEONE to revive my family business.-Sasuke
In that cas3, I'm over yuh.-Sakura
Case* You*-Kakashi
Brb, gotta drive.-Yamato
You werent even participating.-Sai
Weren't*-Kakashi
Speaking of Teme's family business, how is your girlfriend doing?-Naruto
What does that have to do with my family business.-Sasuke
You have a girlfriend?-Sakura
Never thought I'd see the day.-Sai.
He totally blackmailed her.-Kakashi
No I met her, she made he decision.-Naruto
The*-Kakashi
I don't have a girlfriend, you overactive ball of carbohydrates.-Sasuke
You do! I saw you two!-Naruto
You guys are fast Tyler's.-Sakura
I'm guessing you meant typers*-Kakashi
Met is different than saw idiot.-Sasuke
Same thing.-Naruto
Tomato tomato!-Sakura
That doesn't work in text.-Yamato
Is there a difference?-Sai
They're synonyms, right?-Kakashi
*Sasuke left the conversation.
Anyway, tell us about how she looks Naruto!-Sakura
She has red hair, red eyes, red glasses, and wore a purple top and black shorts the last I saw her. And these super weird open-toed sandals. They look so WEEIIRD.-Naruto
I've seen her before.-Sakura.
Mind telling us where?-Yamato
I was in the supermarket one day and I saw her picking up these GIGANTIC tomatoes. Only tomatoes, and she looked exactly as you described her. She freaked me out with her eyes so I just left. -Sakura
Those were most likely for Sasuke.-Sakura
Sounds sketchy.-Kakashi
She didn't even have pupils!-Sakura
What.-Sai.
-Naruto
:1-Yamato
-Kakashi
You do realize that Ino doesn't have pupils, Sasuke, Kakashi, and Sai's eyes are pitch black which are usually signs of an disease, Shikamaru ALSO doesn't have pupils, Neji and Hinata have WHITE EYES and no pupils, etc. -Naruto
..ah. I guess I never noticed that before. When did uiu get so smart?-Sakura
Aw, you're making me blush.-Naruto
You*-Kakashi
Brb, gotta drive. Again.-Yamato
Should I add Sasuke back in the chat?-Naruto
He left because we wouldn't stop grilling him about that girl. -Sakura
Her name is Karin, I think. Sasuke mentioned her once, in a bad light.-Naruto.
Are they actually dating?-Sakura
Jealous?-Naruto
Yes.-Sakura.
YOU DO LIKE HIM!-Naruto
No? I just don't want her to take my role in our fried group. I'm the only girl and I'd like it 'to stay that way.-Sakura
Friend*-Kakashi
Is it because you want to be surrounded by hot guys 24/7?-Naruto
In all honesty, you guys have this musky smell to you. Like firewood. But not you Naruto, you smell like meat. And you aren't 'hot.' Freezing cold, actually. -Sakura
*Sasuke joined the conversation.
Sorry for stealing your phone.-Naruto
You stole his phone? lol-Kakashi
Ew, you used lol.-Naruto
What, now I can't?-Kakashi
You're old.-Sai.
Exactly. Not our fault you chose to spend this time correcting sub.-Sakura
Us*-Kakashi
Exactly.-Yamato
Oh, look outside!-Naruto
Is that my summer home?!-Sasuke
You didn't know? This is where we're going on vacation.-Sakura
I NEVER AGREED TO THIS.-Sasuke
Yeah, but I got blessings from your family before they...yokel.-Sakura.
Y'know*-Kakashi
How did you even figure that one out?-Sakura
Intuition.-Kakashi
True.-Sai
Fair enough.-Sasuke
I see. -Yamato
Ha!-Naruto
Yeah, yea.-Sakura.
[lol]
They all put their respective devices to the side and stared out the window. Not too far was a gigantic cabana building that they would be staying in the next three months.
"I hate you all," said Sasuke.
"You love us," they all chorused in unison.
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THE END
Hope you enjoyed! This story came out better than I thought it would, actually. But it's still trash. I uploaded it on a different format on my birthday last year, which was AGES ago. (Hyperbole) But I hoped you liked reading this.
...Do yiu kno da wae?
