A/N: Inspired by the manga: Absolute Boyfriend. I read it ages ago and today I had a random, sudden yaoi moment that lasted a few moments, but has its after effects - so this spawned.
In this world, Reborn is an actual home tutor.. and the Tsuna isn't involed in the Mafia nor knows ANYONE related, and Namimori is devoid of disipline.
Tsuna woke groggily when his doorbell rang downstairs. He shut his eyes tightly and tried to block the sound out, hoping his mother would get it soon. But it soon occurred to him that she went on some stupid vacation with his idiot of a dad, leaving him with his oh-so-trustworthy home tutor. He grimaced and got up, shooting a sleeping Reborn a wistful look.
How he could sleep in any occasion, even under attack, really stumped him. He threw on his favourite sweater in a poor attempt to change before making his way down the stairs to open the door.
"Yes?" he asked, wearily eyeing the huge box the man in front of him was carrying.
"Is this Sawada residence?" the man asked, slightly panting as he put the huge box onto the ground. Without waiting an answer, he proceeded to ask for Tsuna's signature. "This is your delivery…" he said, pushing the paper into a startled Tsuna's hands.
"B-but, I didn't order anything!" he protested, trying to give the paper back.
"Yes you did," the man replied, tipping his blue cap down slightly. On it, it read No refunds.
A seriously crappy catchphrase, Tsuna thought momentarily before going back to the situation before him. He continued to reject the huge box, which was probably worth heaps of money judging by the fact it was three times his size. He looked closely and saw it was actually three boxes taped together.
Oh God, he thought.
"Look, you've already paid, so just take it, I have other things to deliver!" the man snapped.
Tsuna squeaked from the man's sudden aggravation, and quickly signed the paper.
"Thank you!" the man said, suddenly nice again. Then he left, leaving Tsuna with the huge cardboard package with who knows what.
He closed the door, beginning to feel tired again. He left the package where it was and walked back up the stairs to ask Reborn what he was going to do with it, and if Reborn had anything to do with it.
Which he highly suspected, he did.
But when he got back into his room, the mini-hammock Reborn slept on was empty. Instead, a white note was left on it. He picked it up and read what it said.
"Gone for a while."
"WHHHAT?" Tsuna cried. "UGH!" he puffed out his cheek. It was just like Reborn to be so incredibly instantaneous. He was just sleeping soundly moments ago.
He scrunched up the paper and made his way back downstairs again to the huge cardboard box. He may as well open it and see what exactly he ordered.
He had a little trouble at first but managed to pry the three apart and get started on opening the one closest to him. He had no clue whatsoever was in it, and was kind of scared. There weren't any labels or anything on them.
What if there were explosives? Or what if-
But he shook his head.
It was impossible.
He tugged on the flap of the box and surprisingly, all flaps fell open with that one and Tsuna got a good look inside. He could see exactly what it was, even though it was wrapped in bubble wrap. He scamped back and backed into the wall.
"W-w-what…" he was at a loss for words, and he was flushing like crazy. Inside was a human body or so it seemed. He rubbed his eyes and made his way back to the box.
He squinted when he saw it was a boy. He felt it was inappropriate to look at the apparent naked body so he took off his sweater and placed it on the lower part of the boy. He dragged his hands down his face as he took the thing out.
He had a hard time doing so as well, it weighed a lot. Thankfully all he had to do was tip the box over and let the thing roll out. "Man, why do these things happen to me?" he groaned. He unwrapped the bubble wrap on the boy's head first because he felt like it needed to breathe. It was remarkably like a human even though it was probably some robot.
The boy had dark blue hair parted in a zigzag and it some of his hair stuck out at the back making him resemble something like a pineapple. His eyes were closed in a calm and serene matter that seemed to manage to calm Tsuna as well.
He looked back at the box and saw a white piece of paper. He reached for it and looked at it.
Congratulations, you have just bought VER 69!
"Huh…?" he continued reading.
To activate, kiss VER 69's lips and it will begin to work, recognising you as its master.
"HUUUHHH?" Tsuna dropped the paper and scrambled back again. WHAT IS THIS? He thought. He looked at the head of the body and sighed. He thought to himself, why not. At this point, he had gone slightly out of whack for a few moments. It was probably just a scam anyway. And if it didn't work, he could return it.
With that reasoning, he leaned forward slowly and quickly pecked on the lips of this VER 69 thing. But before he could pull back, the lips smiled and suddenly the bubble wrap went flying and arms were wrapped around him, pulling him closer.
Tsuna's eyes were wide with shock and he struggled to break free but the living thing was too strong for him.
But finally he was released and he began to gasp for breath while pointing an accusing finger at the thing.
"Y-you're alive!" he exclaimed, cheeks red.
"Oya oya," the figure even spoke. "Looks like someone doesn't read manuals."
The figure proceeded to untangle itself from the bubble wrap and stand up, the sweater Tsuna had given him, falling to the ground.
Tsuna turned around. "Please, put that on your p-part!" he exclaimed, eyes averted.
"If that's what you want…" the strange robot guy said, picking up the sweated and holding it in front of his manhood. "You know, I didn't expect a boy to awaken me, I usually get ordered by girls – but this suits me just fine," he said in sing-song.
Tsuna winced. "What are you anyway?" he asked, taking a glance at the manual as well as the other two boxes.
"Oh? You don't even know what you order," the other boy commented, walking over to a scared Tsuna. "Also, are you going to give me a name?" he asked. "I don't like being referred to VER 69."
Tsuna's jaw dropped but his head rummaged for a name. "Uh...Mukuro Rokudo…" he said slowly, thinking of one on the spot. But it was somehow fitting.
A/N: Review if you want me to continue, cause personally I don't like writing stuff like this much. If like... no one likes this, I'll probably end up deleting it. Cause 'random yaoi bursts' come and go. xD
Anyway, if this continues... who do you want the other two to be? ;) I might grant your wishes. XD
