A/N: This isn't serious, no worries.
The sunny day, clear sky and cool breeze sickens our favorite hEDGEhog, Shadow.
"What a day," he muttered to himself, "full of sunshine and rainbows - altogether, they make me vomit!"
Shadow was then met by a very shady Tails (but no matter how shady, Tails is still quite adorable to the universe).
"Shadow, would you like to beat Sonic once and for all?"
"HELL YES!" Shadow expressed with such joy.
"Then you're gonna love this!" Tails said, offering an enormous penile thing - it looks erect with a strange shape and spikes surrounding the base.
Shadow couldn't help but ask, "What is this, Tails?"
"Just keep it for a while and you can beat Sonic, guaranteed!" Tails assured, and went off to his own merry way.
Shadow did so, too, walking back home as fast as he could. Once he entered inside, he immediately began observing the phallus.
"What a very strange object," he thought, "how could this help me beat Sonic?" He sighed and put the phallic object down, deciding to take a shower to cool him off. Once he did, however, he felt great pain up his pooper!
"OH GOD, WHAT?!" The phallus was right inside him, penetrating, blood dripping from the violated hole. Shadow could not speak no more - it was too rough. Whatever things escaped from his mouth were but groans and yelps of pain. Once the phallic object slowed down, it released a thick, white liquid inside Shadow and dropped off, splashing to the blood. Gasping, panting, Shadow felt his legs weaken and he sat down. He noticed words appearing on the phallus - he had never seen this before!
"DRAGON DILDO
from bad dragon"
Shadow stumped down, and covered his eyes with his arm, muttering to himself,
"Goddamn dildo."
LE FIN
