It was a hot summers day the city of Los Angeles. The fair has arrived and the town was very excited. So many celebrities were carnies. Johnny Depp ran the shooting gallery. Justin Beiber ran karaoke. Guy Fieri ran the chicken wing stand. And Chris Pratt ran the dunk tank.
Chris just had to to go try some of Guy's chicken wings. He walked over to where Guy's stand called Diners Drive-Ins and Diarrhea. "Wanna take a trip to Flavortown?" Guy asked. Chris accepted the invite. "Sure", he said.
"Wow! These are the best wings I've ever eaten!" Exclaimed Mr Pratt. Guy rubbed his nipples and begged Chris to say more. Chris regretted what he had previously said. 10 minutes pass and Chris is back to his tank. "Just 2 dollars a ball!" He was telling bystanders. One boy was brave enough to throw one. As the ball hit the rear wall, something sank in chris' gut. It was the chicken wings. They weren't agreeing with Chris's stomach. "That was a close one". Another boy threw the ball. It hit dead center on the target and Chris fell into the tank.
The water calmed but Chris didn't emerge from the depths of the tank. Everybody watched the water rise and churn slightly. After a moment the water churned more violently and it's just out of control at the moment. The water goes from a light blue to a dark greenish brown. Little brown chubmarines emerge and overflow the sides. Chris Pratt has shit himself. Guy fieri is in the background rubbing his nipples even harder. Holes burn through his shirt. Nipples. Guys nipples are now showing.
Chris slowly stands up, completely bald and covered in poo poo. The acidic diarrhea has burned off every hair on his body along with his clothes. Chris looks the boy dead in the face and says "I need a shower after that." And giggles. He hops out of the tank and walks away completely naked with a raging hard on as Candy Shop by 50 Cent plays. The end.
