Shadow: Hey this is my first story!
Ed: whoopde freaking doo get on with the story.
Shadow: go to hell Ed. BTW readers sorry that this chapter is so short.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or it's characters. If I did Envy would rule the world and Roy would wear a miniskirt to work.
Ominous storm clouds loom over central. The Amestris people began to go for cover. The clouds slowly began to unleash their fury. They poured sorrow over everyone stuck outside. A young girl stared out her window as rain began to pelt it. Worry began to consume her. Her thoughts were a jumbled mess as one thought followed another. Her heart began to go over all the worst situations that could happen. She constanly kept looking at the clock beside her and then at the a picture of a smaller her being held up by a man with obsidian hair and matching eyes. She hoped her dear one would hurry home and not keep her waiting. With each passing moment, however, she felt her worry and paranoia rise. The only thing she could do was to just sit and wait. So that's exactly what she did. She sat and waited.
Roy Mustang was bored. It was five in the afternoon and he just had to be stuck inside his office doing paperwork. On a Friday no less! Roy cursed the stupid rain for forcing him to stay inside. He looked around his office and was not surprised to see all of his subourdinates equaly as bored. Edward and Alphonse Elric were sitting on a couch. They were unable to go outside because of Al's bloodseal and the possibility that it could get washed away in the rain, also Ed's automail might get rusted and Winry would kill him if that ever happened.
Havoc, Breda, Falman, and Fuery were playing 13 on a table near the windows. Havoc was once again sucking on a cigarett. Honestly one day that man would get lung cancer! Riza Hawkeye was sitting next to him polishing her new gun. Roy smiled at the sight or Riza. Ever since the death of Maes Hughes, they had been getting closer and closer. In fact they had recently began dating. Roy kept looking and his eyes fell on a lone figure in the corner. It was Envy. Envy had recently joined the military. One day he had just burst in and announced he wanted to be part of the military. They readily agreed because everything was in anarchy ever since the old fuhrer was "mysteriously" assacinated. Envy later explained that he only did it as a final act of rebellion against Dante. Apperantly screwing up her plans and her death had not satisfied the sin. At first everyone thought it was a mistake to let their enemy into othe military. Especially since he was the last of his kind. Then somehow Envy managed to get everyone's trust. Later he eventually gained Ed's friendship. Of course their friendship revolved around insults, violence, and food. It was safe to say that it was a love/hate relationship.
Roy sighed and continued working. Riza smiled and put her hand on his lap. She silently told him it was okay to stop working. She felt sorry for the man had (actually) been working all day. She was also glad that the only people who knew about her relationship with Roy were those directly under him.(the gang) It was less stressful that way since they didn't have to worry that they would get in trouble because of the no fraternizing law. Edward blew a stray strand of golden hair out of his face. His golden eyes held complete and utter boredom. He ached for something interesting to happen. Alphonse wasn't faring much better either. The seven foot tall gray suit of armor was constantly sighing. Envy was well...being Envy! He sat in his corner surveying everyone. His asmethys eyes wandered around the entire office. He raised a hand and with a swift flick of his wrist, sent his emerald black hair flying out of his face. He was sulking at the moment. Not because of the rain, but because Mustang was forcing him to wear a stupid uniform. Apperantly he was too distracting...okay so maybe a few girls had hit on him, and maybe half of thi military's men. It wasn't his fault he's so damn sexy! The sin scowled and started to think of all the evil things he could do to brigadel(sp?) general mustang in revenge. Hmmm maybe he should get Ed involved in this. After all the blond chibi had it out for Mustang after all those short jokes.
Envy got up from his seat at the corner and crossed the room. He sat down next to Ed and whispered in his ear. Roy momentarily glared then went back to speaking with Riza about were they shoudl go for their next date. Whatever the sin was up to it could be no good. Especially if it involved Ed. Once Envy finished telling Edward his plan, Ed smiled. Finally something interesting. The two began to discuss how they should go about with their plan. Al, who had been listening in like most younger siblings do, began to giggle furiously. Roy mentaly cursed. This definatly would be no good to his healt, or at least his ego.
Before Ed and Envy could execute their plan of absolute and total humiliation of Roy Mustang however, the door suddenly burst open. At the door frame was an extremely frazzled secretary. Her hair was flying everywhere and she was completely out of breath. The sight of the secretary made everyone forget what they were doing. Including Ed and Envy, sparing Roy of emberrasment for the moment. The woman caught her breath and stood straight up saluting the officers.
"S-sir! There's someone here who demands to see you!" She gasped out to Roy. Roy had a confused look on his face. Who could want to see him at this hour? He nodded giving the woman permision tho speak and bring the person in.
"I'm really sorry I told her she couldn't come in but she insisted and she was soaking wet from the rain so I couldn't just kick her out! And, and, and..." the woman rambled on and on as she stepped aside. A girl a bit shorter, yes shorter, than Ed stepped in. Her clothes were drenched from the rain. Her black hair was plastered against her head, her bangs covering her eyes. she was pale, but in a very elegant way, not at all sickly. She was shivering and trembling terribly.
Roy was clearly surprised to see her. Though if it was because she was so young or if it was because he actually knew her no one could tell. One reason could be that no one seemed to really recognize her. In fact the only people who seemed to recognize her were Roy and Riza. She also could not have been a jilted ex-lover. The girl was far too young and look to be about Ed's age. Though the only reason they could tell was because of her breasts, she was also shorter than Ed so she looked younger than she probably does.
The secretary ,who had stopped rambling on about nonsense, left. It was obvious she was neither wanted nor needed. The girl took a few shaky steps toward Roy's desk. She stopped when she was just in front of Havoc. She seemed oblivous to the rest of the people in the room. That however was not the case for the reverse. Everyone had stopped what they were doing in order to watch the strange yet unfamiliar girl. Roy had a very worried expression on his face.
"Is everything all right?" he asked her. Ahhh so he did know her! Well that answered that question. The girl nodded and gave a smirk not unlike Roy's.
"I-I just got t-tired of waiting is all." She then continued with an even bigger smirk.
"T-this is all your f-fault! You s-should have c-called you stupid o-old man." After that the girl fainted falling on top of Havoc. Thus knocking him over and sending the card table flying. The table knocked over all the other card players over which excited Hayate. The now excited dog, in turn, ran over to Breda. Breda, terrified, ran for his life and ended up smacking into the door. Envy burst out laughing and couldn't stop. Ed and Al just stared in shock and amusement. Riza, who was wondering why she got stuck with such complete idiots, left to go find painkillers for the major headache that Breda was sure to get. The girl was still uncouncious completely oblivous to all the choas she had managed to cause.
Roy went over to the girl and picked her up. Through all the comotion no one noticed how kind and gentle Roy was being as he carefully laid the girl on the couch, forcing both Ed and Envy off of it. No once noticed the fatherly look in his eyes he had whenever he looked at the girl, and surely no one notice that behind the picture of Roy with his best friend Meas on his desk was another picture. No one saw that it was a picture of Roy holding a newlyborn infant in his arms. His face covered in tears of either joy or sadness it was hard to tell, but it seemed to be a mix of both. Across the top were the words 'congratulations it's a girl' written in pink in what was obviously Maes Hughes' handwriting. Surely no one noticed at all.
Shadow: Yay first chappy done! It took me forever to get this written.
Ed: T-T no way in hell...
Al: whats wrong brother?
Shadow: 'peeks over his shoulder' Oh no he got a hold of the script for later...
Ed: There is no way in HELL that I would ever say that! 'begins to chase after SDM'
Shadow: UWAAAAaaaaaaaa 'begins to run for it as Ed chases her' At least be glad I decided to make you straight in this story!
Envy:'picks up script and reads what Ed read' hehe chibi-san I didn't know you were such a romantic XD
Ed:... :(
Shadow: alright alright I'll cut that scene out! 'turns to readers' please review and I'll give you a muffin. I don't care if it's constructive critisism. I don't even care if you just say hi, I just need to know that people read this story. If you flame me I'll probably just roast marshmellows or something
