(A/N: Hello every one this is the first time I have published something here. I been floating around reading my little heart out for some time. I have actually had this story written out for a while and was considering posting it. I guess I am just a little chicken, lol. Anyways, I hope that this is enjoyable to those that choose to read it. I will welcome any and all feedback. Even if it not very nice, after all how am I to get better if I do not see where I am lacking? I have rated this K+ for language. Though there really is not a lot there is some and I would like to be safe my first go around. So please read, enjoy, and review if you want to.)

Summary: The black order halls were quiet, for once. There seemed to be an air of calm, and most people were happy to just relax for once in their tough lives. You would never know by looking at the peaceful faces of those around the order that earlier that day had been very exciting indeed.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, not one of the characters in this story are mine. I take no credit for them in any way shape or form, and the only thing I will get from this story is the joy that I wrote it. I only own the idea behind the story that is it.

Now on to the show!

Left to his thoughts.

Boredom, not something any one wants to deal with. It is most unwanted when a certain red-haired exorcist is left to think up new ways to torture his friends.

Lavi sat in his room staring at the ceiling, bored out of his mind. His friends were busy with different things and he'd already had to run from Kanda and Mugen twice in the last 3 hours. The first time for telling Kanda that he was almost as pretty as a woman during breakfast. The look on his friends face had been worth the near skinning he had almost received. Though the red-head had to practically fly to get away from the angry sword wielding man, just thinking about it made Lavi smile to himself. Kanda had chased him for nearly and hour before the grinning idiot lost his friend by shoving Allen into the line of fire. He almost felt bad for the boy, almost but not quite. Lavi knew that Allen could handle the enraged swordsman fairly well. Or at least he hoped anyway. As he ran the insults between Allen and Kanda could be heard down the hall. Lavi chuckled thinking about this, as his sharp mind went on to the second time he'd had to run for his life.

(Flashback)

Lavi had been walking though the empty halls looking for some poor soul to bug. Allen was still a bit pissed about earlier. He and Kanda had gotten into it and destroyed part of the hall which caused them to be chewed out by Komui. Means to say Lavi was trying to avoid Allen and not really paying attention to where he was going when he came to the training grounds. The sounds of rapid breathing, shuffling feet, and the swooshing of air caught Lavi's attention. Following the sound to a closed-door, and being that he could never leave well enough alone the red-haired man had to peek in to the room. He soon discovered Kanda was training, relieving some pent-up rage by destroying the training room. Taking a quick look around the room Lavi noted that Mugen's sheath was so very close to his current position. All he would have to do is sneak in and grab it before the samurai could stop or kill him first. This would be a piece of cake!

Though the Japanese man had a blind fold covering his eyes, Lavi knew that Kanda would know he was there the minuet he stepped into the room. But, to pass up an opportunity such as this would be unthinkable, and really he did have a reputation to up hold. So Lavi slowly walked into the room making his way towards the unprotected sheath. Said sword wielder paused an indication that he registered the others presence but was going to ignore him for the moment in favor of his training. Lavi took this as his opportunity to grab hold of Mugen's sheath and walk back over to the door. This is where he would lean comfortably against the wall and wait for Kanda to finish his training. After all it would be no fun to run off if the other man did not know he had it! Nah, that would be no fun at all…..

Kanda knew he was not alone in the room any more and from the sound of the shoes it was the Baka Usagi. He seemed to have a death wish today, however that could wait until his training was done. As Kanda continued to practice slicing enemies with precise movements that he could do in his sleep, another sound came to him. Metal scraping on stone, but the only thing left in the room that was metal (aside from his Mugen that is) was Mugen's sheath. Then the sound of Lavi walking back towards the door floated to his ears. This caused Kanda to pause once again in his training. There was no way that stupid rabbit would do what he thought he just did. Pulling the blind fold off Kanda turned to Lavi and sure as the earth revolves around the sun that stupid rabbit was leaning against the wall grinning. Not only was he grinning but he was twirling Mugen's sheath around like a fucking baton , a baton! "What the Hell Baka Usagi" Kanda growled anger flowing from his very being.

Lavi just grinned more, "Well I was waiting for you to finish your training Yuu-chan, but I got bored" he said still twirling Mugen's sheath and tossing it into the air catching it just before it hit the ground. "YOU WERE BOARD!" Kanda yelled launching at the red-head who barely avoided the sharp edge of the enraged man's Katana. This lead to an hour of him being chased around by a homicidal man with a very sharp sword. Even after Lavi had tossed the sheath to Kanda, (Who caught it while on the run) he still chased him. At some point in the chase Lavi saw Allen, the poor boy didn't even have time to think much less get out-of-the-way. Taking this chance to once again escape the enraged samurai chasing him, Lavi grabbed on to Allen "Lavi What the" was all he got out. For the second time that day Allen had been hurled into the path of the killer Kanda. "MOYASHI!" was all that was heard as Lavi sped down the hall way to safety. Admittedly he felt a bit of bad about throwing his friend into the line of fire again, however it did save his skin for another round of fun later. So in other words as long as he got away everything would be fine. Laying in his bed now Lavi giggled about that for a bit, but he was bored again and needed to think of something else he could do.


While heading to lunch it came to him, the perfect idea, the most ingenuous idea he had ever thought of. The mother of all mischievous grins crossed his face as he thought about his new plan. One that would get him back on Allen's good side and prove to be vastly entertaining all in one go. "Lets tell Allen that Jerry had baked him a special dessert and it will be ready at dinner, give a cake to Jerry to give to Allen, and then let Allen eat it." The pattern of this prank played out in his mind as he walked into the dinning hall. This was getting good, but missing something, what would be so great about just giving Allen a cake, the white-haired boy loved anything sweet so this had to be a bit different. "I have it" Lavi shouted to no one, but the few finders littering the halls took one look at the red-head and took off. They had no idea what he was planning, but if his face showed any hint it was going to be bad for everyone. The cake would look and smell sweet, but when Allen took a bite of it the cake would be anything but sweet. That is perfect Lavi thought as he sat down to eat his lunch.

Later that evening Lavi had talked to Allen, setting the plan in motion. "Hey Moyashi-chan" he called out bouncing up to the white-haired boy who looked about ready to strangle him. Allen reached out so fast that Lavi didn't have time to react before he was pinned by the throat to the wall by Crown Clown. "Heh Allen I know you're a bit upset about earlier" he stated but was cut off. "A Bit upset?" Allen asked menacingly and evil almost Kanda like expression on his normally smiling face. "Do you have any idea what I had to do to get away from Kanda?" he stated adding pressure to the red-head's neck. "Haha I know, and I am sorry." Lavi said trying to calm the rather irate teen down. "I hear Jerry say something about feeling bad for his Allen, so he was going to bake you a special cake for dessert tonight" He rushed out in hopes that Allen would let go. Breathing after all was an important part of living, and if he wanted to see this prank through then he would have to get away from Allen breathing. Allen hearing the word cake deactivated Crown Clown and let go of Lavi. "REALLY" the white-haired boy asked excitedly bouncing just a bit. "Yea, would I lie to you about Cake Allen" the red-head asked. After escaping with his life ad breathing ability intact the first part of his plan was set in motion.

Next he had to convinced Jerry to allow him to make Allen a cake. Keeping secret what kind of cake it was, so as not to alert the cook to his overall plan. Once the cake was done and ready for Allen, Lavi went and found his friend "Hey Moyashi-chan are you ready to eat" he asked. Before Allen could answer his stomach gave an ominous growl proclaiming that even if he was not, his stomach was and he had better drop what he was doing to go eat. This caused Allen to blush from embarrassment, and chuckle "Yea I guess I am" he said grinning at Lavi who grinned back and looped his arm over the white-haired boy's neck. "I figured ya would be" the red-head laughed walking his soon to be mortified friend to the cafeteria.

As soon as they had ordered and Allen had asked for the special cake from Jerry (who was a bit confused as to why the boy seemed to think he'd been the one to make the cake) Lavi had been watching him eat. Never mind that he barely touched his own food, or the fact that Lenalee and Kanda kept glancing at him. One with a morbid curiosity as to what her friend found so fascinating about Allen eating, it's not like he has never seen it before. She knew the red-head was planning something, but no idea what it could be. The other with loathing, the Baka Usagi had not once but twice in one day caused him to reach extreme anger, how dare he. It was so far beyond him as to why he had not sliced the stupid rabbit into tiny bits before now. But the way the red-haired exorcist kept watching the Moyashi was bother some. This new-found interest did not bode well for anyone in the vicinity.

Allen oblivious to the looks being thrown between him and Lavi, was about to take a bit of his cake. Lavi sat up a bit straighter as he was about to put that first and most likely only bit of cake in his mouth. At first there was no reaction, but after a few seconds Allen stopped chewing, his eyes grew wider and his face began to pale. Though Allen was already so pale you would have to be looking directly at him to notice which, Lavi, Lenalee and Kanda were. As the color drained from the poor boy's face a slightly green hue started to replace it. Allen tried to force his self to swallow the horrid thing in his mouth. This was not cake, cake was sweet and tasted like heaven all fluffy and moist. But this…this whatever it was dressed as cake was wrong! The taste was of rotten fish and eggs, and something a bit sour that he did not want to think about. How could anyone, most importantly Jerry call this cake! After swallowing the offensive piece of god only knows what was supposed to be cake, Allen stood up and practically stormed over to Jerry with said monstrosity in his hands.


Jerry watched Allen approach from the order window. The scowl on his face betraying the white-haired boy was pissed! Though the eccentric cook could not think of anything that could cause that look on Allen's face. Said white-haired boy stormed his way to the window "Jerry why would you bake me a cake that tastes like, well not like cake" he all but yelled at the cook. Jerry looked at Allen, then the cake, flood of emotion crossed the man's face in a flash, confusion, realization, then anger. That's right the usually very energetic and upbeat cook was fuming, and his eyes fell on to Lavi.

Fire shot from the dark brown eyes and burned its way to Lavi. Allen confuse at the expression on Jerry's face turned to see what the man was looking at that could cause such a face. However the only thing he could see was Lavi clutching his sides in laughter. A light bulb went off in the white-haired exorcist's head. Remembering the confrontation he had earlier, and when he first learned of the special cake that was to be made for him by Jerry. Allen's eyes widened in horror and realization as to why Jerry would be looking so angrily at Lavi. The cake! Turning back to the cook, "Hey Jerry" he started to ask but stopped shocked to see the window empty as a streak of pink rushed by him causing him to spin around so fast that he fell forward landing in the foul-tasting thing posing as cake.

Lenalee, and Kanda looked at each other as Allen stormed off towards Jerry. This was not normal at all. The sound of laughter brought their eyes back to a certain red-haired exorcist who was almost doubled over in a fit of giggles clutching his sides. Once again the two exorcist looked at each other than to Allen who was yelling at Jerry. Then Jerry was looking in the direction of their table. His eyes a blaze had landed on Lavi. Kanda "Che'd" as he realized what had taken place. He looked over to Lenalee to see if she too had put the pieces together. She was now looking horrified at the thought of what she just witnessed. Lavi had some how pulled a prank on not only poor Allen, but Jerry too. If looks could kill the red-head would have been set on fire a few seconds ago. As it was Jerry had jumped from his normal place behind the order window in the kitchen, (causing Allen to fall into the prank cake) and was now making a bee line for the offender.


Catching his breath and whipping the tears of mirth from his eyes, Lavi caught sight of Jerry headed for him. Being that Lavi is an apprentice Bookman his mind works quickly, and in this instance he remembered Kanda's tray of Soba behind him. Reaching back and grabbing the tray full of Soba from Kanda, and hurled it in front of him just in time to deflect the fist that was aimed at his face. Lavi jumped onto the table narrowly avoiding the sweeping kick that came next. Looking down at the usually kind-hearted and flamboyant Jerry, Lavi was reminded of the man's family owned a Kick Boxing dojo. He was so caught up in what was going on in front of him that Lavi did not notice the dark aura coming from the Japanese man behind him.

"The fuck Baka Usagi" Kanda seethed from behind the red-head. "That was my SOBA" he yelled unsheathing Mugen for the third time that day. The sound of Kanda's voice and the scraping of metal as Mugen was unsheathed drew his attention to the man behind him just as Kanda lunged at him. "Ahh Yuu-chan sorry about that" he said as he ducked away from the sharp blade. "DON'T CALL ME BY MY NAME" Kanda raged sending another attack towards Lavi. As Lavi jumped back and away from Kanda, he bumped right into Jerry. "Shit" he yelled as said cook grabbed a hold of his arm. However, being who he was Lavi whirled himself around causing Jerry let go if he wanted to avoid the sword that was meant for the red head. Though this was not exactly how he had imagined the prank going, Lavi was still having fun.

Allen in the mean time had gotten away from the thing that was supposed to be cake but was not, and was now staring in aw at the sight before him. Not only was Jerry not in the Kitchen bit he was attacking Lavi. If that was not enough Kanda had just jumped in to the fight wielding Mugen and attempting to slice the other exorcist to bits. He was so caught up in watching the antic of the other Allen did not notice Lenalee approaching until she was directly in front of him. "AHH Lenalee you scared me" he breathed out after her face had popped into his line of sight. The girl giggled "Allen are you alright" she asked placing a hand on his shoulder. The white-haired boy smiled at her to show that indeed he was fine before returning his attention back to the trio of fighting men a few feet away from them.

It appeared to him and Lenalee that Lavi had gotten the upper hand after flinging Jerry into the line of Mugen, and bounding away. Said red-haired exorcist was now dashing for the doors with a huge gin plastered to his face. "That bastard thinks he can get away" Allen thought as he stepped out in front of his friend. His attempt to slow Lavi down did not go the way he planned it though. Lavi having caught the blur of white-headed in his direction formed his own plan. Just as Allen reached him Lavi moved out-of-the-way placing his hands on the boy's shoulders and using his motion against him sent his friend flying back towards Jerry and Kanda. Not looking back to see his own handy work Lavi managed to escape the dinning hall with minimal damage and no one following him. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" he laughed loudly as he bounded down the halls to find a safe place to hide out for the rest of the day, and tomorrow.

Allen now for the third time today had been latterly thrown into Kanda while said angry sword wielding maniac was in pursuit of Lavi. "Damn it Moyashi, do you always have to get in the way" Kanda growled as he looked up at the white-haired boy. Thanks to Lavi tossing him back towards the pursuing Jerry and Kanda, Allen had collided with the other two and ended up in a tangle of limbs on the floor. Some how Kanda had ended up on the bottom with Allen sprawled over him, and Jerry on top of Allen. This was not where Kanda wanted to be. As he glared at Allen who was trying to get Jerry to move so that he could get as far away from the angry samurai as he could giggles could be heard from above them. Looking up the three men found a smiling Lenalee looking down at them. "I think that we should treat Lavi to a bit of his own game, don't you" she asked extending a hand to Jerry to help him up.

After the three of them had gotten up they looked at the smiling girl in front of them. Lavi's pranks were something to be wary of. Evil Allen cheating at poker was troublesome. Jerry not being in his kitchen was unheard of. Kanda's temper was a threat that every one took to heart. But, there is one thing that made any of the others seem insignificant in comparison. That was Lenalee's anger, as she tended to have a vindictive side. Unfortunately for Lavi since he had gotten away he was unaware of the evil gleam in the smiling girl's eyes as she started to plot revenge on her friend. No one messes up her peaceful day, and she means no one. "What do you have in mind" the three men asked as they watched the grin on Lenalee's face go from sweet to sadistic in less than a second.

(A/N again: Well this is all I have so far. Though I do have a bit of a sequel or second chapter already down on paper. So if you would like one of the two, please let me know in either reviews or PMs. I will do my best to get that out as quickly as I can. I don't want to rush and loose quality. ^_^ Anyways, thank you very much for reading and I hope that you enjoyed reading story as mush as I did writing it.)