Harry Potter and Something or Other Preliminary Author's Note
Imagine, if you will. A fanfiction. Two girls. Some guys. A hot teacher.
*thwap* Astrid ... not even.
You already hit me in the head today ... I'm gonna get brain damage, I swear.
Too late.
You're so predictable.
Bite. Me.
That's one sentence. (n_n)>
*smack*
(!_!)>
What the hell are those?
(*.*)> Seeeeeverus ....
Astrid ... Astrid, shite, you can't SAY "less than, parenthesis, star, period ... "
(;_;)>
STOP IT AND TALK TO ME!!!
(-_-)>
Fine, I can do this myself. Read the goddamned story you jibbering simps or feel the awesome power of SLYTHERIN!!! AAAH HA HA HA!! *runs around, flapping her Hogwart's robes like a cape*
(o.O)> Yeah. I'm the nuts one.
Ech.
Anyway, we had a point, didn't we?
The one on the top of your head?
(;^;)> That's only cuz you hit me so much ... my head is malformed ...
Malformed? (-_-)> AAAH! DON'T DO IT FOR ME!!!
Heh heh heh. (@.@)> Oooooh ...
You didn't even have an excuse for that one.
It looked neat ...
Let's get down to business, Astrid, pet.
Pet? Eeech ...
This fanfiction *ahem* is one of the best you'll read. Please, feel free to tell us this.
...
Shite ...
What?
I really have nothing else to say. You?
Um ... (n_n)>
That's not speaking. That's a stupid little ... pointy person ... are those EARS or what!?
(;_;)> You hurt his feelings ... it's okay Mr. Pointy-Head.
Oh Christ ... um ... WE HAVE A WEBPAGE!
Sort of.
Don't say sort of. It's there. It's better than any of the other Harry Potter pages out there.
... um ... http://turn.to/slytherin/ ... it's not a cult. I promise.
THE GRYFFINDOR SCUM WILL BE PURGED!!!
Hush now Fausta ... it's all right ... we'll take you to see Madame Pomfrey ...
*foams*
Anyway, we also have an e-mail address. For ... e-mail! (n_n)> slytherin@wouldilie.com How appropriate!
*squeak ... snuffle, scratch, squeak*
OOOH! 'llo Severus!! Right, forgot to tell you ... if you wanna see the efervesent beauty of Fausta and myself --
I'm the pretty one ...
Yes you're --
Pretty pretty ...
I think she's --
PRETTY! *plays with her toes*
Cracked. Anyway, you can check out our profile @ fanfiction.net ... OR ... d'you want to tell them Severus?
*squeak ... gnaw ... gnaw gnaw ... *
No ... don't chew on Fausta's head dear ... do you want to tell them?
* ... ... ... quack*
QUACK!? Oh lord ...
*gnaw ... squeak squeakin zee squeak squeak*
What d'you mean you can't speak? You're speaking now.
* ... .... ........ * (-_-)>
Dumb rat ... I can't believe Fausta didn't notice you chewing on her head though ...
There's something CHEWING ON MY HEAD!? GEDIDOFF GEDIDOFF GEDIDOFFAMEEEEEE!!!!! *runs around screaming and flailing her arms*
It's not chewing on your head anymore.
Oh. Right then. *plunks down*
I'm supposed to be the nuts ones ... *sniffle*
Um ... damn, this isn't going anywhere ... read the fanfics and review, please! (n_n)>
I DID NOT SAY THAT!! I'm mean and heartless and ... pretty ...
Okay, on to chapter one ... Screams of Agony ... you'll like it, really you will. (n_n)>
REVIEW OR FEEL THAT WRATH OF --
*gnaw gnaw gnaw*
AAAAAAH! GET THAT BLOODY RAT OFFA ME!!!!
Enjoy the fic ......... (n_n(')>
