Summary: What happens when two writers zap into the hands of all evil: The akatsuki lair? Madness galore as whimsical adventures ensue!

Me: Hey guys! SakuraDreamerz here, coming to you from your fridge! (jk!) Me and MaliceArchangela do not own Naruto or any of the characters, only our own!

Chapter 1:
Ah, the good old internet. Quite useful for writing, reading, typing, and all sorts of other stuff. For others, it's of everyone's major source of entertainment. But for teens like us, it had zapped me and a distant friend from the real safe and comforting world to another mysterious and dangerous place...how did it all happen you ask? Well, let us go back to the way beginning, before our adventures ever happened...

It all started when I was on my laptop one evening, gazing at the screen for a few minutes. I also had been PMing with my friend, MaliceArchangela while I was reading her story 'Quiet on the Golf Course.' on a website.

Oh my, I forgot to introduce myself, didn't I? My name is Jess Sanders, but here on the website My Pen name is SakuraDreamerz or Sakura.D for short. I have chest length strawberry-blonde hair and dark brown eyes (they look onyx in the dark though) with 4-5 freckles on each of my cheeks.

'Man, it's so boring around here!' I typed to her, 'My friends are all gone for the summer and my parents are on a cruise to Jamaica!' I sighed and pressed 'send'. Although I haven't gotten a chance to even see them for a few months, my family was quite rich, even my parents boast about it on their vacations! With gold, silver, maids and butlers, and every expensive thing you could think of, we may have! But the only thing I wanted what nothing made of materials. All I wanted was company, since my brothers and parents were always gone away.
After a few minutes of surfing the web, I saw that she had replied back.

This is what she typed:
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"You think you've got problems? My parents are making me work this summer. Yeah, it's nice having money, but still! It's work! I thought that was all supposed to end with school...and don't get me started on summer work. It's supposed to be summer vacation, so why do they give us huge essays to write? I just don't get it!"

I pulled a strand of auburn hair out of my face before minimizing the page to work a little more on my fanfiction. I am Serena Andrews, also known as MaliceArchangela, from 'Quiet on the Golf Course.' Although Cin was such a fun character to write, I was having a little trouble with the Akatsuki. The thing that makes them so easy to write is what also makes them so *hard* to write about. And that is...their lack of characterization. For every other character, we've seen them in a variety of situations, but not the Akatsuki.

I could only hope I was writing them correctly.

Oh look! SakuraDreamerz wrote back!

"I have no idea! But you're right, the essays are SO ANNOYING! XPPP"
As I clicked 'send' once more, I slowly settled my laptop onto my bed and sighed. 'There's GOTTA be something to do this summer...' I thought mindlessly while looking through my window, 'but what?' My blonde locks slowly fell onto my chest, with some of them glittering from my authentic red and gold symbolic lamp. Through the window, millions of glittering skylights seemed to fill the navy blue sky, each of them having their own beat. 'Man…the stars are so beautiful tonight…' Wavering through my mind, one star in particular got my attention.

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The star from my small, beach house window glistened with the music I was listening to right now. Weird. I never heard of a star that went along with music…that is, until now. As I looked at the star once more, It had started…falling. Just like any normal star. 'Make a wish….' I blinked, and then looked around. 'Who's there?' I thought. All it said was the same thing. 'Make a wish'…

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'A wish?' I thought, 'that's a bit too simple,' but the thing that was really on my mind was…'What should I wish for?'' So many thoughts had come into my mind, but…I really didn't want anything material like. I already had that, but I was getting a little tired of getting bored by it. Not being able to have my own time quite irritated me, especially since my brothers had to watch me while my parents were gone. After thinking it over for a few minutes, I made up my mind.

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I stood silently by my window and looked up to the star, my amber eyes glistening with the stars intensity. 'I wish I could escape my life for a while… ' I told it, 'I wish I had an adventure of my own…just to last for summer vacation…'

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'Just to leave my boring life, but to return to once it's over….please….' Tears bubbled out of my eyes as closed the window and proceeded to my bed once more. But as I just turned…something…cold and breath taking… sent my spine prickling. Whoooossshhhh…'Wait, Didn't I just close the window?' I turned back. Nothing seemed abnormal…until I looked up. 'oh gosh…' grey clouds had surrounded my ceiling, and it sent my spine ...'

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Was that the sea I heard? It made me long for the ocean and the calm it brings...but I was feeling anything but calm, my heart seemed to race as my vision suddenly went black.
It wasn't black as in "unconscious", but black as in "dark-tunnel-and-I-can't-see-anything".
What was going on?
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A shriek of wind filled my mind, its cold manner giving me goose bumps from head to toe...
'WHAT IS GOING ON?' I tried to yell in the gusts of the room sized hurricane. The clouds surrounded me, trying to lock me in to its freezing cage. Push by push, I tried to get out of it...but it was too late. As I retreated to my only way out, I had suddenly felt a pain in my neck and silently fell to the ground, unconscious. Little did I know that from then on, I was in for a twist of a lifetime...

Me: First chapter up! Oh yeah! First note, this is a story that MaliceArchangela and I came up with while commenting on her stories: 'Quiet on the Golf Course' and 'Quiet on the Campus.' And don't worry, there is more to come! (And to Malice, I am so sorry that I edited some stuff in it! I was trying to make it look longer!) R and R, we would really appreciate it!