My Mom and Dad were stupid enough to leave me home with my Uncle Emmett all week while they got to go have fun in Vegas. Ughh sometimes they disgust me. If you're wondering, My Auntie Alice and Auntie Rosalie went on a shopping spree in New York and decided to drag Uncle Jasper along with them. My Grandpa Carlisle went on some big trip for his work and Grandma Esme just had to go with him. Seriously Emmett is really messed up. I don't know how Auntie Rosalie puts up with him!

"Nessie, come here!" Emmett called from the backyard. I groaned and dragged myself outside.

BAM! Emmett started squirting me with a water gun

"STOP!!!!!!!! Emmett cut it out you retard!" I screamed

"Someone can't take a joke" He said trying to hard not to laugh. He had soaked my favorite pink shirt with the Jonas Brothers on it and my silk blue skirt. My I-pod that my daddy gave me last year for Christmas was soaked as well as my clothes.

I went upstairs to change. When I came down Emmett had in, his hand a water balloon. Luckily, I was prepared. I had put on some crappy clothes and swimming goggles. He chucked it at me hard enough to send me toppling over. The balloon was full of paint! I stormed off into the kitchen. Surprisingly, Emmett didn't follow. I snuck around the other side and grabbed the bucket of balloons. I hauled the balloons at Emmett with all my might, including the bucket. He groaned and went outside. I decided to tag along to make sure he didn't do anything that could burn the house down or kill me or something. Before I even got to the side door there was a HUGE water slide. Emmett looked at me then back at the slide. I ran and got my bathing suit on.