101 Things not to do at Camp Half-Blood, Part 1/4

Hi! I got this idea from I Will Not from The One called Demetra. I hope she doesn't think I'm copying her, but ALL my ideas are from me. Oh by the way, my prank list is gone. My sister destroyed it. She found out from reading my story so over 100 pranks have been flushed down the toilet. Literally. So here we go: I DON'T OWN PJO, and tempting Rick Riordan with cookies isn't going to work.

Do not hide Chiron's tail curlers.

Do not ask the oracle for the number for Pizza Hut

Do not replace Riptide for a normal pen (this won't work anyway)

Do not offer Mr. D grapes. Either he will kill you, or Zeus will

Do not buy the Athena cabin a HUGE inflatable spider that you get from Australia National Geographic

Do not ask Percy to do your homework unless you want to flunk

Do not hold a bonfire next to Juniper's tree

Do not cast a stupid spell on Percy. If we do that, he'll lose the small amount of brain cells he has

Do not ask the minotaur how many stomach's he has

Do not demand to practice Biology on the Ophiotaurus

Do not tell your teacher "I burnt my homework as an offering to the God of stupid" Which, if Percy had chosen to be god, he would have been

Do not give your burnt offering to Kronos unless you want to be run out of camp

Kissing Percy on the lips on Annabeth's and his dating anniversary is not a good idea unless you want to be murdered

Kissing Connor instead of Travis is not a good way to start a relationship

Giving Pegusi tons of sugar cubes isn't a good idea

Don't annoy Thalia when you're swimming

Don't change the fireworks to show pictures of Percy and Rachel kissing, this will get me killed by three people

Do not spell the gods' names wrong

Do not take pictures of Annabeth kissing Percy and stick that as her screen saver and get Malcolm to look at the laptop. This will cause him to go into protective brother overdrive

Don't sing Alfie by Lily Allen and change Alfie to Percy

Don't make the Percabeth theme tune Never Gonna Happen by Lily Allen

Not make fun of Clarisse's name meaning "Gentle"

Not make fun of Thalia's name meaning to blossum in comparison to being a tree

Don't change the targets to super flexible rubber unless you want to kill someone

Giving Peleus garlic is a REALLY bad idea, but it DOES kill monsters