I Am Locked!
Summary: In which Ed has an argument with a repetitive door.
A/N: Hello, all! Fibfi-Chan here with a new story! I don't know how or why I came up with this, but hey, I thought that it was cute and funny and pointless! Now, start reading! -grins-
Ed stared at the door with a blank expression and it stared right back, smiling cheerfully.
After a good hour of this and it having no effect on the door at all, Ed finally declared "I want out."
The door giggled childishly. "I am locked!"
"I want out." Ed repeated, now beginning to glare at the door.
The door, once again, giggled. "And I am locked! Since I am locked, you cannot get out!"
Ed felt his eyebrow twitch in annoyance. "I don't care! I want out of this room!"
"I am locked!" The door said, giggling and smiling. "You cannot get out since I am locked! Why don't you take a nap to pass the time?"
"And why don't you just shut up and open?" Ed asked, glaring in annoyance and irritation at the door.
"Because," The door started, giggling, and Ed felt a headache coming. "I am locked!"
"You stupid door! Just shut up, stop giggling like an idiot and let me out of this horrible room!" Ed yelled from his perch on the bed.
The door giggled and blushed. "Oh, stop it! You're making me blush!" The door said, bringing the doorknob up to bashfully cover it's mouth. "But once again, I must tell you this; I am locked! You cannot get out!"
"Just let me out!"
"I am locked!"
"Please?"
"No, I am locked!"
Ed kicked the door with his automail leg in an attempt to get out. Did it work? …no. It only hurt the door's feelings.
"Owies, you meanie! How dare you kick me? That's just rude! And here I was, not going to open for you! Now you fully ruined your chances of getting out!" The door ranted, tears streaming down it's polished wooden face.
Ed glared at the door. "Oh, so I'm mean? No I'm not! You're the one keeping me locked up in this horrible room! How dare you not open for me?" He shouted, kicking the door again before returning to his spot on the bed.
They stared at each other for a few more minutes, Edward glaring and the door smiling and giggling.
Finally, fed up with the door and it's repetitiveness, Ed climbed out of the window, leaving the door there to talk to a piece of dust…
"Mr. Door, please let me out!"
"No, you little piece of dust! I cannot, for I am locked!"
A/N: So, what did you think of it?
1) It was horrible, like when you just got past a really hard part in a video game and then the power goes out before you can save. It devastated me.
2) I sort of liked it, sort of as in when Deke tells a joke that you honestly don't understand but find it sort of funny that he's so enthusiastic when telling it.
3) It was great! Amazing! Brilliant, even! It was almost as brilliant as the creation of TIME!
4) I liked it, it was like playing Poke'mon on the Gameboy Color and getting past a difficult part and feeling awesome afterwards! Super great!
