HAHA IM BAAAACCKKK~~~! SRRY I've been gone for so long! I kinda forgot my password…. _ Ok so in this story, you kinda gotta go with the flow. And this is not following the plotline- sorta. I previously deleted the story Kira's Funhouse so this is the revised version that fallows the rules so yeah…

Ages:

Near-15

Mello-16

Matt-16

Heather-15

Akari-15

Beyond-17

L-18

Disclaimer: Meh no ownz Death Note! Oh and NO FLAMERS!

I was reviewing my drawing when I swear it blinked and smiled at me. Mom calls me for dinner. "Ok mom!"

Hirogaru yami no naka kawashiatta kakumei no chigiri

Aishita yue ni mebaeta aku no hana

Kore kara saki otozureru de arou subete wo

Dare ni mo jama saseru wake ni wa ikanai kara

Kajitsu ga tsug-I check my cell, it was Heather.

Hey What up A? Sooo bored!

-H

My friends and I go by the first letter of our names.

NM wanna come over? I'm making cake!

-A

"Akari, hurry up!" your little brother yells. "Hold on! Mom can Heather come?" Right when you look down the door bursts open revealing a tired out Heather A.K.A Heather-Feather A.K.A H. "Yo Heather come look at this." "What is it? Holy shit!" My picture! It moved! Near moved! "Dude I don't think pictures do that…" "Nor do I" you answer weirded out. "C-Come on lets go and have diner." You stutter. "Um y-ya." She answers. We both go have dinner without talking about the picture. After dinner Heather asks me to draw Mello, so I do and go to bed. Heather ended up staying at my house.

I fell asleep when Heather wakes me up. "People are coming up the stares! One is bare foot and the other has boots." She was right, there were heavy foot-steps coming up the stares with a pair of lighter foot-steps also. The footsteps stop in-front of the door. "You sure this is her room?" "I'm positive Mello." Oh my god. What the hell is going on! "Oh m-!" I cover her mouth before they heard her. The door starts to open and I throw Heather in the closet but you didn't have time to hide yourself. 'Shit.' The door reveals two boys, one blond and one white. Mello and Near. Mello's the first to speak. "Hey A. You have a friend over to don't you." "N-Nobody's he-!" Heather falls out of the closet. 'Oh great' "Oh my god, Akari, what did you do?"

"I-I don't know… The paper! Oh my god the paper!" I run down the stairs. I look at the paper and Mello. "Near, Mello, you guys came out of the paper right?" "Correct." Near replies. "Then all you have to do is go back through the paper! You can go home!" Then Mello grabs me and Heather. Then jumps through the paper with Near fallowing. "And you're coming to." We land in a room. I instantly recognized it as Wammy's House. "Come on you're seeing Rodger." Near says, leading the way. Mello harshly adds, "Talk and I shoot."

Scared I hide behind Near. "Mello please stop scaring them. Don't worry his bark's worse than his bite." He smiles. "Shut up Near!" He shouts. We continue walking, until we reach Roger's office. "Roger, are you in?" "Yes Mello?" Before he goes in he picks Heather up and tells us to pretend to be unconscious. Near picks me up and I let my head droop. Mello opens the door. "Roger, Near and I found these two on the steps unconscious." "Oh my! In this cold? OK well do you know their names?" "No we do not Roger." Near replies. "How 'bout we name them?" Mello says. "OK do you have any names in mind?" "Um how about we name the girl in the light blue, Alison?" Near asks. The girl in the green is Helen!" Mello shouts. "Perfect! OK how about they stay with you guys tonight until we can figure out where to put them." I must have turned at least seven shades or red. "Oh my, she might be getting a fever. Please go and take care of them. I trust you two." He warns. "Don't worry Roger." Mello answers. Near caries me out of the room and up a flight of stairs. He then stops and says, "OK Alison who do you want to stay with?" "Um… I don't know…can you put me down? Maybe-" some one cuts me off as Near sets me down. "Good evening. Oh a new comer! Two? Oh my!" A guy with black messy hair, red eyes, wearing a white long sleeve shirt (with jam stains) and jeans, exclaimed. "Akari and Heather? What nice names!" Freaky but he is kinda cute…"No B, it's Alison and Helen. Helen, how about you stay with B. That cool with you?" Mello asks. "Oh! Um… well-" Seeing Heather-I mean Helen stutter, I volunteer instead. "I'll go with him! I mean if you don't mind…" Near frowns. "Ok!" B smiles. "Come on!" "B!" Near whispers something I couldn't make out. "Far from now. No worries." B replies. Near sighs, "Good." He walks away leaving you and B alone. "Well, come on. Name's Backup." He stretches out his hand. You shake his hand politely. "Alison." We reach his room. I step in amazed, JAM jars EVERYWHERE! "Here we are! Jam?" He asks picking up a jar. "Um…no thanks." Oh, ok well what do you want to do now?" He asks, looking kind of upset. "Well… Lets go make L take us to the mall!" I burst. "The Mall?" he asks. "You need a new shirt." I explain. "Oh. Ok." He looks down at his shirt. "Now, how do we make him?" I think. "Steal his sweets." Beyond exclaims in a matter-of-fact tone. "Ok! I'll steal the sweets you start the fireplace." I say, having developed the perfect plan. "Fire place?" He questions. Silly boy, don't question genius! "Hostage. He doesn't take us, we burn the sweets." I giggle. "Good idea. You are now my new sister!" He shouts. "Yay?"

5 min later…

"K I'm in." I whisper in my phone. "They should be near the bed." Beyond whispers back. "Found them!" I shout/ whisper, grabbing the treats and running for the door. Right when I grab the handle someone stops me. Shit! "Where do you think you're going?" The voice asks, groggily. "Um…bye L!" I run like the devil was chasing me. "BB! Help me!" I scream. Beyond runs up. "What's wrong Alison?" "L's coming, look behind you!" I shout almost reaching the fireplace. I call Mello and Matt for help. "Need help, come on!" I shout into the phone. "Roger that!" They answer in unison. I turn and see M&M2 tackle L. We finally reach the fireplace. Dangling the bag of treats I shout to L, "Hey L take us to the mall?" lowering the bag. "No. Its to early" I lower the bag. "You sure?" I see L hesitate. "I'll take you in the morning." I lower the bag to the point the plastic bag was burning. "Fine!" L shouts, exasperated. "Please hand over the bag." "Yay!" We all shout, well except for Matt who was playing Mario Cart. "You guys done with your little prank?" Near asks from the top of the stairs. "Yah! Come on." I answer throwing the bag at L. Helen, runs down the stairs. "Mall?" "Yep. Come on lazy ass." Mello shouts. We all pile into the car. Near and I are squished in the passengers seat, Mello and Helen behind L, and Beyond and Matt behind me. L needs a bigger car, 5 seats 7 people. Two words, NOT FUN. Well, OK, maybe a little. I turn on the radio and the first song played is I write sins not tragedies. We all sing.

Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.
"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Oh yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Oh, well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne,
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne...

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality...

Again...

I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?"
No.
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

We all crack up laughing, not even noticing that we're at the mall. "Ok everyone out." L commands, obviously annoyed. I run strait to the door. "Near we are so getting you new clothes, same for you BB." I grab both their hands and run to Macy's while Helen and Mello go to Hot Topics. "BB go look for a white t-shirt." I grab Near's hand and lead him to the back of the enormous Macy's department store. "BB behave!" I shout a warning. I'm looking around when somebody hugs me from behind. I whirl around to see that Matt had snaked his arms around my waist. "Umm Matt what are you doing?" I ask. "Snuggling you…" he purrs. My lord what did he drink!

"Umm what have you been drinking?" I question. "This. It tastes good, dry some." He pours it down my throat. Gross! Rum! "Where did you get that?"

"From some hobo. He was selling it for 3.50 and I was thirsty."

He snuggles the crook of my neck. All of a sudden L grabs him and gives the bottle to BB. "Don't drink i-" he cuts him off by drinking the rest of the contents. "Oh God."

I run, frightened for my life. So far all the characters have been different well, except Mello. BB might not try to kill me, but taking that chance was like committing suicide. I kept running until I noticed I still holding Near's hand. "Oops sorry Near. I shouldn't keep dragging you along." I look down, ashamed. "No. It's ok. I don't really mind. I really like- never mind. Come on let's hide here!" I kept wonder what Near was about to say. Hiding behind a clothing rack I tremble when something touches the top part of my thigh. "Sorry." I hear Near whisper. "Oh, it's ok…" suddenly the rack opens to reveal BB, L, and Matt. Ah crap… Matt raises an eyebrow at us. "Well Backup was drunk so we hid." Near says. "Oh, yeah, sure~." Matt roles his eyes. Near and I walk to the cashier. Near got jeans and plaid shirts, Beyond got more white shirts as did L, and Matt got a bunch of graphic tees. All of you guys climb back into L's car and drive back home.

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