Shadow's Wallet

"Man, out of all the sonic games. I can't believe we got the lowest rates! I told you we should of went with gangster stuff. I knew we should of went with gangster Gaia" Sonic said frustrated.

"Brother I can't tell you how wrong you are!" Chip disagreed.

Sonic disapproved. "Shut it don't want to hear it."

Chip goes in the corner crying.

Shadow walks up upset. "Where's that stupid Chihuahua!"

Sonic comes between them. "Whoa Shadow, hold your horses! What did chip do to you?"

Shadow points at Chip. "First I own no horses and second THAT MUTADED CHIHUAHUA STOLE MY GREEN EMERALD!"

Sonic turned around shocked only to find Chip gone. "Chip why did you- huh? Chip where'd you go, buddy?" Sonic phone rings Live and Learn for Sonic's ringtone. "Y'ello"

Chip is only the phone tossing the green chaos emerald up and down at the pawn shop. "Hey Um .. Sonic how much is a … green emerald, um you know worth?"

"Chip!" Your not suppose to steal stuff especially from Shadow." Sonic told Chip disapprovingly.

"Shadow should have found a better place than his wallet." Chip explained.

Sonic suddenly bust into a fit of laughter and turns to Shadow. "Ha! You use a wallet. Wait till I tell Amy."

Shadow puts his hands up. "Please don't!"

"I don't get? Why is it bad to have a wallet?" Chip said confused.

"Hold on Chip, I have to call Amy." Sonic puts Chip on hold and dials Amy's phone number.

Amy's ring tone is Follow Me for Sonic on her contacts. "Hey, Sonikku!"

"Guess what!" Sonic yelled excitingly. "Shadow uses a wallet instead of his butt hole."

Amy bust out in a fit of laughter. "Wait, I'm going to go tell Cream!" Amy dials creams phone number. "Cream, Shadow has a… a-a WALLET! Ha, ha, ha!"

Cream, fake laughs. "Oh, ha that's-that's pretty funny ha." Sighs and hangs up and looks at her new wallet.

Vanilla yells, "Cream! Vector is coming over!"

Cream screamed (that rhyme) a scared girly, girly, girly scream

Vanilla held her ears. "MY EARS! MY CUTE EARS!"

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Sonic stares at Shadow while sweating nervously. "Shadow, um, c-calm down. I mean at least it's not on YouTube, hehehe." Sonic's ringtone rings Live and Learn. "Y'ello?"

Jet, tries to calm himself down. "Ha, ha! You … Have-Have … SHADOW HAS A WALLET!" ROTFL.

Sonic: "How'd you find out! Um… I mean –"

"YouTube, duh." Jet said like a preppy girl.

Sonic hangs up terrified

"What did Jet, say!" Shadow said anxiously.

Sonic panicked. "He said … um, he said Shadow is the awesomest on YouTube!"

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