Piccolo stared at Goku and narrowed his eyes. He started to break a sweat. He concentrated, and then yelled out "I'll call!" Goku smiled stupidly. "Okay Piccolo!" Piccolo looked around the table. Vegeta had his cards down, as well as Trunks, and Cell. The pot was quite large...it was up to $50,000 on this hand. Piccolo smirked and put his cards down. "Heh heh, full house." Goku blinked at his cards and put them down. "Does that beat this?" Everybody looked at the cards, seeing the 10 of spades, the Jack of spades, the Queen of spades, the King of spades, and yes.....the Ace of spades. Vegeta jumped up, "Kakarotto you retard! That's a royal flush!". They all stared at Goku blankly, Trunks mumbled "How is it he gets all the luck?" Goku scratched his head. "Is a royal flush.......good?" Cell jumped up and smashed Goku's head into the table. "We'll go through this again!" Cell takes five minutes to explain the rules of poker again. When he's done, he looks at Goku. "Get it?" Goku smiles and nods, then stops. "No." Cell's aura flares up and Vegeta stops him. "Oh no you dont!" Vegeta vaults over Cell and goes Super Saiyajin and beats the hell outa Goku. He stops and dusts off his hands. They go through the rules again. "Oh I get it! Guess I won again!" He smiled and took the money.
Trunks picked up the cards and dealt them out. Piccolo looked at his cards, and then at Trunks. "Give me two..." Trunks gives him two new cards, and then looks at Vegeta. "Three please..." They all stop and stare at Vegeta. "I mean.....GIVE ME THREE YOU PUNK BITCH!!" Trunks silently slips Vegeta three cards. Goku smiles "Gimme 6!" Trunks reaches over and smacks Goku. "Oh....uh.....gimme one!" Trunks gives Goku one card and they look at Cell. Cell sits there shuffling his cards. Vegeta drums his fingers on the table impatiently. "Well?!" Cell looks at Vegeta. "You'll wait, you insolent Saiyajin..." Vegeta scowels and Cell looks at Trunks. "Give me......hmmm....I need more time...." They all sigh, and Vegeta gets impatient again. "Damnit you freak! Hurry up!" Cell smirks "I'm fine" Vegeta jumps out of his seat and tackles Cell. He starts pounding on his face. "BAKA YUJI!! MAKE ME WAIT ALL THAT TIME FOR NOTHING?!" Vegeta stops and takes his seat, calming down. Cell sits back in his seat. Trunks takes his cards and looks at Piccolo, "First bet goes to you Piccolo..." Piccolo looks at the cards he has. "I bet $50" Vegeta examines his cards. "i'll see your 50 and raise you 100" Goku puts his money in and Cell smirks. "I'll see your bet....and raise you $500" They all blink and Trunks examines his cards. "Kuso.....I fold" He throws his cards down. Piccolo looks at his cards again, and then looks at Cell. "I'll call", Vegeta throws his money in. "So will I". Goku blinks and scratches his head. He tries to peek at Cell's cards, but Cell punches him. "I fold." They look at Piccolo. He puts his cards down, showing that he has a straight flush, 5-9. Vegeta frowns and puts down his four of a kind. "Damn you Namek!!" Piccolo smirks and they look at Cell, who begins laughing maniacally. He drops his cards, showing a 3, a Jack, and Ace, a 6, and finally 9. "I win!" Piccolo looks at him cock-eyed "How in the fuck do you win?!" Cell continues to laugh maniacally. "These are the Cell Games!!! I make the rules, and I WON!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Piccolo somehow manages to turn Super Saiyajin level 4 and pounds the fuck out of Cell and takes the pot. They all (except Cell) stare at Piccolo with their jaws dropped and their eyes huge. Piccolo powers down and looks at them. "What?"
Piccolo takes the cards and deals them out. Vegeta takes two, Goku takes three. Piccolo narrows his eyes and looks at Cell, who's head is cracked down the middle, and one of his wings has a chunk out of it. "How many do you want........." Cell jumps when Piccolo talks and almost drops his cards. "If you please sir.....I'll take two......" They all laugh and Piccolo smirks and deals him his cards. Trunks examines his cards. "Damnit! Give me four!" Piccolo raises an eyebrow that mysteriously appeared on his face and gives Trunks four cards. Piccolo takes three cards and Vegeta throws in $600. They stare at him wide eyed, but then Goku raises him another $400. Cell blinks and looks at his cards. "I'll see your bet.....and raise you the Cell arena" he gestures to the arena their sitting in. They stare at Cell, and Trunks looks at his cards scoweling. "I'll see the bet, and raise my time machine." None of them seem too surprised, and they look at Piccolo. "I'll see the bet.....and I'll raise.......umm......MY CAPE!!" They all gasp. They shake it off, and look at Vegeta. "I'll see the bet....and raise.....Capsule Coroporation." Trunks looks at him. "But it's not even yours!" Vegeta narrows his eyes at Trunks. "It is now....." They look around the table, and Piccolo says to Vegeta "Your open..." Vegeta nods and lays out his cards, showing a another four of a kind (Jacks). Goku lays down a four of a kind (Kings). Cell puts down a straight flush (2-6). Trunks puts down a straight flush (7-J). Piccolo looks at all the hands. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" He put down his cards, showing that he was bluffing. Trunks jumps into the air. "I WON A HAND!!! I WON A HAND!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks collects his money, the title deed to the Cell arena and Capsule Corp. He looks at Piccolo, who's clutching his cape like its a baby. "Sorry buddy, but you should learn not to bet things like that.." Piccolo sighs and gives Trunks his cape. Trunks laughs manically and puts the cape on. Lightning strikes as he does it. "At last......I wield the power of......THE CAPE!!!!!!!!!!!" Piccolo falls to his knees. "Please....have mercy......I need my cape.....I'm nothing without it....." Trunks looks down at Piccolo. "Take thee away, insolent knaive! Thou shoudst thinketh before thou betteth a priceless item such as this, which I now hold! It is beyond you, you pathetic little peon! I am now the rightfull ruler of the cape!" Piccolo raises his arms to the sky and stares upwards. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lightning strikes again, and Trunks stretches. "Well, I'm gonna call it a night...." They all look at him, and Piccolo stammers "B...b....but.....give us a chance to win back our stuff....." Trunks thinks for a moment. Then gets a warm, kind, understanding look on his face. He smiles and then his expression changes drastically. "HELL NO!!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" They all grumble and crack their knuckles. Trunks starts to back away. "Now wait a minute guys.....I won it all fair and square, besides.....we'll get another game next week, right?" They all grumble,and Cell looks at all of them. "Next week then....same time....."
Trunks picked up the cards and dealt them out. Piccolo looked at his cards, and then at Trunks. "Give me two..." Trunks gives him two new cards, and then looks at Vegeta. "Three please..." They all stop and stare at Vegeta. "I mean.....GIVE ME THREE YOU PUNK BITCH!!" Trunks silently slips Vegeta three cards. Goku smiles "Gimme 6!" Trunks reaches over and smacks Goku. "Oh....uh.....gimme one!" Trunks gives Goku one card and they look at Cell. Cell sits there shuffling his cards. Vegeta drums his fingers on the table impatiently. "Well?!" Cell looks at Vegeta. "You'll wait, you insolent Saiyajin..." Vegeta scowels and Cell looks at Trunks. "Give me......hmmm....I need more time...." They all sigh, and Vegeta gets impatient again. "Damnit you freak! Hurry up!" Cell smirks "I'm fine" Vegeta jumps out of his seat and tackles Cell. He starts pounding on his face. "BAKA YUJI!! MAKE ME WAIT ALL THAT TIME FOR NOTHING?!" Vegeta stops and takes his seat, calming down. Cell sits back in his seat. Trunks takes his cards and looks at Piccolo, "First bet goes to you Piccolo..." Piccolo looks at the cards he has. "I bet $50" Vegeta examines his cards. "i'll see your 50 and raise you 100" Goku puts his money in and Cell smirks. "I'll see your bet....and raise you $500" They all blink and Trunks examines his cards. "Kuso.....I fold" He throws his cards down. Piccolo looks at his cards again, and then looks at Cell. "I'll call", Vegeta throws his money in. "So will I". Goku blinks and scratches his head. He tries to peek at Cell's cards, but Cell punches him. "I fold." They look at Piccolo. He puts his cards down, showing that he has a straight flush, 5-9. Vegeta frowns and puts down his four of a kind. "Damn you Namek!!" Piccolo smirks and they look at Cell, who begins laughing maniacally. He drops his cards, showing a 3, a Jack, and Ace, a 6, and finally 9. "I win!" Piccolo looks at him cock-eyed "How in the fuck do you win?!" Cell continues to laugh maniacally. "These are the Cell Games!!! I make the rules, and I WON!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Piccolo somehow manages to turn Super Saiyajin level 4 and pounds the fuck out of Cell and takes the pot. They all (except Cell) stare at Piccolo with their jaws dropped and their eyes huge. Piccolo powers down and looks at them. "What?"
Piccolo takes the cards and deals them out. Vegeta takes two, Goku takes three. Piccolo narrows his eyes and looks at Cell, who's head is cracked down the middle, and one of his wings has a chunk out of it. "How many do you want........." Cell jumps when Piccolo talks and almost drops his cards. "If you please sir.....I'll take two......" They all laugh and Piccolo smirks and deals him his cards. Trunks examines his cards. "Damnit! Give me four!" Piccolo raises an eyebrow that mysteriously appeared on his face and gives Trunks four cards. Piccolo takes three cards and Vegeta throws in $600. They stare at him wide eyed, but then Goku raises him another $400. Cell blinks and looks at his cards. "I'll see your bet.....and raise you the Cell arena" he gestures to the arena their sitting in. They stare at Cell, and Trunks looks at his cards scoweling. "I'll see the bet, and raise my time machine." None of them seem too surprised, and they look at Piccolo. "I'll see the bet.....and I'll raise.......umm......MY CAPE!!" They all gasp. They shake it off, and look at Vegeta. "I'll see the bet....and raise.....Capsule Coroporation." Trunks looks at him. "But it's not even yours!" Vegeta narrows his eyes at Trunks. "It is now....." They look around the table, and Piccolo says to Vegeta "Your open..." Vegeta nods and lays out his cards, showing a another four of a kind (Jacks). Goku lays down a four of a kind (Kings). Cell puts down a straight flush (2-6). Trunks puts down a straight flush (7-J). Piccolo looks at all the hands. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" He put down his cards, showing that he was bluffing. Trunks jumps into the air. "I WON A HAND!!! I WON A HAND!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks collects his money, the title deed to the Cell arena and Capsule Corp. He looks at Piccolo, who's clutching his cape like its a baby. "Sorry buddy, but you should learn not to bet things like that.." Piccolo sighs and gives Trunks his cape. Trunks laughs manically and puts the cape on. Lightning strikes as he does it. "At last......I wield the power of......THE CAPE!!!!!!!!!!!" Piccolo falls to his knees. "Please....have mercy......I need my cape.....I'm nothing without it....." Trunks looks down at Piccolo. "Take thee away, insolent knaive! Thou shoudst thinketh before thou betteth a priceless item such as this, which I now hold! It is beyond you, you pathetic little peon! I am now the rightfull ruler of the cape!" Piccolo raises his arms to the sky and stares upwards. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lightning strikes again, and Trunks stretches. "Well, I'm gonna call it a night...." They all look at him, and Piccolo stammers "B...b....but.....give us a chance to win back our stuff....." Trunks thinks for a moment. Then gets a warm, kind, understanding look on his face. He smiles and then his expression changes drastically. "HELL NO!!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" They all grumble and crack their knuckles. Trunks starts to back away. "Now wait a minute guys.....I won it all fair and square, besides.....we'll get another game next week, right?" They all grumble,and Cell looks at all of them. "Next week then....same time....."
