Twilight, a Jacee4 Parody

Bella sits down next to Edward in Biology Class.

Edwards stares at Bella for 20 minutes.

Bella's looks at Edward.

Bella

What the fuck is your problem? WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?

Edward

I think you'd be delicious?

Bella

What? What the hell do mean?

Edward

Bella, I need to tell you something.

Bella

How do you know my name? STALKER!!! AHHHH

Bella runs out of biology class screaming.

Bella turns into girls' washroom.

Bella looks in mirror and sees Edwards face.

Bella turns around and stares at him.

Bella

You do know that this is the girls' washroom. Why are you in here, you pervert.

Edward

Bella, I need to tell you something, really really badly.

Edward jumps up and down clapping his hands.

Bella

You freak, I'm not gonna show you my boobs.

Edward

NO! I'm ga- I'm a vampire.

Edwards turns away nervously.

Bella stares.

Edward

Are you afraid?

Bella

No I have a stake in the backpack.

Edward bares fangs.

Edward

Now are you afraid?

Bella looks at fangs.

Bella

Cool. I'm falling madly in love with you. Let's get some lunch

Edward

YOU MORON! We cannot be together!

Bella

Why?

Edward

First because I can't eat lunch. And second I cannot bear the pain of not drinking your blood. And third cause I'm g-ayyyvampire.

Bella

But we sit next to each other in Biology

Edward

That's why I'm going to change classes, to Shopping for Dummies. I know you won't join that class

Edward laughs.

Bella falls to her knees screaming no!

Edward

Goodbye Bella.

Abra Cadabra.

A puff of smoke covers Edward.

Edward sighs of relief thinking he had transported to the boys bathroom.

Bella

You know that didn't work, don't you?

Edward jumps in surprise, and begins waving his hand in front of his face.

Edward

You can't see me.

END SCENE

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AS LONG AS THE FOLLOWING SENTACE IS NOT IN IT!

"You suck, Twilight is the best book ever. I can't believe you could mock it.."

I barely own this idea, i just watching the movie, and mocked it.