Twilight, a Jacee4 Parody
Bella sits down next to Edward in Biology Class.
Edwards stares at Bella for 20 minutes.
Bella's looks at Edward.
Bella
What the fuck is your problem? WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?
Edward
I think you'd be delicious?
Bella
What? What the hell do mean?
Edward
Bella, I need to tell you something.
Bella
How do you know my name? STALKER!!! AHHHH
Bella runs out of biology class screaming.
Bella turns into girls' washroom.
Bella looks in mirror and sees Edwards face.
Bella turns around and stares at him.
Bella
You do know that this is the girls' washroom. Why are you in here, you pervert.
Edward
Bella, I need to tell you something, really really badly.
Edward jumps up and down clapping his hands.
Bella
You freak, I'm not gonna show you my boobs.
Edward
NO! I'm ga- I'm a vampire.
Edwards turns away nervously.
Bella stares.
Edward
Are you afraid?
Bella
No I have a stake in the backpack.
Edward bares fangs.
Edward
Now are you afraid?
Bella looks at fangs.
Bella
Cool. I'm falling madly in love with you. Let's get some lunch
Edward
YOU MORON! We cannot be together!
Bella
Why?
Edward
First because I can't eat lunch. And second I cannot bear the pain of not drinking your blood. And third cause I'm g-ayyyvampire.
Bella
But we sit next to each other in Biology
Edward
That's why I'm going to change classes, to Shopping for Dummies. I know you won't join that class
Edward laughs.
Bella falls to her knees screaming no!
Edward
Goodbye Bella.
Abra Cadabra.
A puff of smoke covers Edward.
Edward sighs of relief thinking he had transported to the boys bathroom.
Bella
You know that didn't work, don't you?
Edward jumps in surprise, and begins waving his hand in front of his face.
Edward
You can't see me.
END SCENE
Review. I really want to know what you thought.
AS LONG AS THE FOLLOWING SENTACE IS NOT IN IT!
"You suck, Twilight is the best book ever. I can't believe you could mock it.."
I barely own this idea, i just watching the movie, and mocked it.
