A/N: I wrote this for a funny conversation my bestie and I had in math tutoring. We thought about how a sneeze could be important to an anime storyline and came up with this
Near was sitting in the SPK headquarters, doing whatever Nears do. Hal was staring at pictures of Mello half naked, Gevanni was stalking Mikami, and Rester was doing his job, like a boss, except he isn't.
It was then, when Near had a sudden tickling sensation in his nose. It bothered him for a moment, then vanished. It returned suddenly, resulting in a sneeze. When he opened his eyes, from his rather obnoxious looking and sounding sneeze, Gevanni, Hal, and Rester started coughing and collapsing.
The air was filled with a cloudy substance, and thankfully he held his breath and made a daring escape. He then wondered what fiend would do such a horrible thing. He figured it wasn't Mello, since he has no balls (due to the lack of room in his pants), which left the Second L, or as recently revealed Light Yagami.
He had strange breathing habits, rather convincing fake innocence, and the police to back him up, therefore, Near concluded that it was Light Yagami.
As soon as he left the SPK headquarters, he went to the back up SPK headquarters, where he called Light. "Hello Near," said Light heavily, as if he were disappointed. "I discovered your secret!"
"W-what secret?" asked Light attempting to hide his nervousness. "You are a crossdresser," said Near, very smugly, waiting for Light to fall into his trap.
Light sighed in relief. "I thought you knew I was Kira! But it was just my secret crossdressing lifestyle... Damn," said Light, who had finaly realized Near could hear his voice overs like it was some kind of anime or something.
Near was satisfied, now he could convict Light for being Kira an prove to Mello that Light is actualy a crossdresser. Ultimate ownage.
And that is a good example of a sneeze being important to a storyline.
