Spendin'
Christmastime with my brother and boss,
All the oil we drank could
cause memory loss.
See a red car in my sight, though it makes them
disturbed,
I adjusted my optics and whistled at her.
It's
a Red Car Christmas,
Tailpipes and chassis to boot.
It's a Red
Car Christmas,
'Cause those cars, I just think they're so
cute!
Instead of driving away, she started to come near,
She
was creeping here slowly, as if there's something to fear.
I
couldn't believe what my optics were telling me,
She looked like
she was manufactured in 1903!
It's a Red Car Christmas
All
of her years have gone behind.
It's a Red Car Christmas
I
tried to run, but she didn't seem to mind.
By the time she calmed down, she started to flirt,
While I did my best to
smile, frankly it hurt.
She chattered away about nothing at
all,
When she finally stopped, it was hard to recall.
After
that mishap, I struck her a deal,
If she ignores me, and doesn't
stay on my heels.
I then pointed out my brother and boss,
It was only my gain, and only their loss!
It's a Red Car Christmas,
Every
Sunday, she meets at the yard.
It's a Red Car Christmas,
They
try to ignore her, but frankly, it's hard!
It's a Red Car
Christmas,
That jalopy changed my views.
It's a Red Car
Christmas
When they find out it's me, I'm screwed!
