This is a song parody done on the Bobs' "Mr. Duality" I figured it fit the subject Inuyasha well... ^_^;

There's a side of me youkai
And a side that's human
And sometimes I flipflop
Hey no kiddin
I use my left claw
Then I use my right
I am the peace
And I am the fight
My personality
Has a plurality
And that's why the call me
Mr Duality.

That's me!

Uh...that's me too...

A part of me is dog
And a part youkai
Maten kicked the bucket
And Hiten fried
Sango can be chaste
And Mikoru sexual
I'm powerful
But mostly ineffectual
My personality
Has a plurality
And that's why the call me
Mr Duality.

Two ears to massage

My hair is very large

Two chicks love me a lot

Twice as much as you've got

I'm a macho guy
Who's loud and boisterous
A jerk of a mammal
Abnoxious and...boisterous
But I can be mellow
I've got a sensitive side
A puppy dog brain
Full of Ramen and serenity
Until macho returns to set my dog biscuts free...

Cause there's two of me.

I'm annoying
So I'm repressed
I get 'sit'ted
Yet I feel blessed
I'm male and
Yep I'm male
I think Shippou's a brat
And belongs in jail
Kagome's dominent
So I'm submissive
Hair's black
Then white
I'm inside
Outside
Before and
After
Sesshomaru's both slave and master
Jerky
Sensitve
Ignorant
Attentive
I'm a heavy drinker
And a deep thinker
My personality
Has a plurality
And that's why the call me
Mr Duality.

Two sides...one body

The two chicks want to pull me apart
But we're stuck together
Where do you start
Although this might sound like a big problem
It would be worse if there were a lot of...them
I don't want to have mulitple girlfriends

Cause two's enough

Here and there...

*degenerates into manical muttering*

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Inuyasha: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *The last part is him being *ahem* clumbsy and falling over a cliff.

SG: Gomen nasai!

Inuyasha: Why are all these authors mean to me? *mutters something about being tied to a chair earlier*

SG: *blinks innocently*