Sound the Trumpets

"What are you doing?" Howard asked, looking suspiciously at Vince who was sat on the floor eating ice-cream from a trumpet.

"I'm starting a craze."

Howard laughed, "What, the Trumpice Peaking craze?"

"So what if I am." Vince continued to eat away…oh, eat away…

"That craze went round last month. Can't you start a different craze, y'know, something original. "

Vince sighed, "Howard, a craze is a trend, a trend is a fashion and fashions can be fashionable more than once. Ever heard of Retro?"

"Yeah whatever…trumpet face."