(Well, this is what I do in class when the teacher isn't looking, probably isn't that good but o well thats your problem have fun!)

Chapter 1

The Mage



"He is going to die, it is going to be very, very, very painful and it will involve fire, sharp things and fiery sharp things." K'tar said aloud without realizing it "and unless he gets here soon, I may have to take my time."

K'tar was almost consumed with rage, he had been waiting here for almost two hours and that damnable Homminus was nowhere. If he didn't arrive soon their target would lockdown the place, and they wouldn't get another chance at this from months.

"I am here" came a voice from the darkness

"About damn time, where in the nine hells were you? now we only have 20 minutes to get in, kill the mage, and get out!" K'tar said angrily "If you don't have a damn good reason I'm gonna Fuc-"

"Eye hunters" Homminus said "I don't know how they found me, I haven't used any of my eyebeams in over a week. This time they brought a mage and I was barely able to kill him before he got a fireball off."

"Okay that explains about...25 minutes, what about the other hour and a half?" K'tar demanded angrily

"Well I killed the mage and then they cast a sphere of closed eyes spell on me and I had to teleport away and I forgot that I didn't have a second teleport spell so I had to fly back."

"WHY YOU STUPID PIE-"

"I can still fly away..."

"No you won't, the price on this poor fool's head is too high"

"Damn you, damn you and your incessant being right"

"We don't have time for this now, we've only got about 20 minutes left, cast your spell and let's go!"

Homminus began the casting and soon, K'tar found him self able to float up to the top of the wall. Getting over the wall was easy, once he was in he had to find his way into to mage's study without raising the alarm or having the mage find out any other way. He knew where all the traps were, both mechanical and magical and knew well enough how to either avoid or disarm them all but there were still the matter of the servants, and they were innocent as far as K'tar was concerned.

K'tar got over the wall and entered through a window on the second floor, since the windows on the two floors above it were all magically warded. He entered some sort of torture room and started looking around. Ropes, a bed, chains gags, and these long black .. "Ao take me I'm in a domination room, now I know this mage deserves to die, sick little pervert" K'tar said disgustedly

He quickly exited the room and began towards the stairs, making it up them with no problems he went down the corridor to the next set of stairs and came face to face with some sort of construct. "Password" it uttered in a low gravely voice.

"Corky" K'tar said having learned the password before hand from a servant informant of his.

"Accepted" the construct said in that annoying gravelly voice.

He went up the stairs and pressed his ear close, but not touching because it was warded, tot he door. He could hear the mage chanting. "This is my chance" he thought to himself as he brought up his innate ability to summon fire. After a few moments concentration he blasted the door and it was instantly disintegrated. He stormed through since the spells were on the door itself and not the area in-between the door frames.

"What is the meaning of this?" the doomed mage demanded.

"I am death, I have come to claim your life fool" K'tar loved to say these demoralizing things upon beginning a fight, even if they had no real effect he found it fun.

"Not for long. Symgus, Thortus, Magtus, Vortus!" and the mage was instantly incased in a shield of light.

"Well lets see how long that lasts, mage" K'tar spoke gleefully as he threw the magic dispelling powder at the mage. K'tar quickly followed up with a quick sword slash across the neck with the mundane two-handed sword he had. He had to use this common non-magical sword since didn't want to bring his magical one, lest the dust somehow damage it. He had left it back at the inn along with the rest of his magical equipment. The mage dodged them both but he was unprepared for the speed at which K'tar reversed the direction of the swing and the sword came back and removed his head from his body.

Done with his work, K'tar was about to use the ring the guild had given him to teleport back when he was done but he noticed a pair of obviously magical bracers. He picked them up and he was off.