The Truth About SchuSchu

Neko Akiko: SchuSchu, Why do you always wear sun glasses?
SchuSchu: Because they are glued to my head.
Neko Akiko: But still!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR SUN GLASSES!!!!!!
SchuSchu: ...
Farfie: *walks in* Because it hurts God!!!!!
Neko Akiko: Farfie! How did you get hear!?!
Farfie: It hurts God if I apeaar out of nowhere!!!!!
Neko Akiko: Well, it will hurt god if you two stay here and listen to the...SPAMfic!!!! *evil music* Bwahahaha!!!!!!!
SchuSchu: Help...!
Farfie: ...
Neko Akiko: *ties them to chairs* Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why SchuSchu Wears Sun Glasses All the Time
"SchuSchu!!!!" Farfie squeals. "Farfie!!!!" SchuSchu squeals. "Baka." Crawford says. "..." says Nagi. "Hey!! Have a pair of sun glasses that I stole from a person because it hurts God!!!" said Farfie. SchuSchu took the sun glasses and glomped Farfie. "Don't loose them or I'll kill you. Jaa ne!!!!!" Farfie replied as Crawford draged him off to be put into his straight jacket. *poof* "Hi Farfie Sama!!!" Gwen cries. "Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!! How did you get in here?!?!?" yelled Farfie. "I dun know!! I just apeared out of no where! And I love being in your straight jacket." Gwen cried. Menwhile... SchuSchu pondered about how to make it so that he doesn't loose them. "Wow, how do I make it so that I don't loose my first present?" SchuSchu pondered aloud. "Well, we could use packaging or duck taape on them." Crawford pointed out. "No! We should use Super gule!!" Nagi said. So, they grabed a bottle of Super Glue and used it on his sun glasses. And to this day he always wears his glasses.

Neko Akiko: So SchuSchu, what did you think?
SchuSchu: That isn't how it happend.
Farfie: ...
Nagi: Yes it is!!!!!
Crawford: No, we used tape!!
Neko Akiko: BAKA!!!!!! Shut up you Crayfish you!!
Crawford: Ok.

Disclamer: I dun own anything in the fic. I dun own Gwen, Weiss, Super Glue, or the tape. X_x I dun even own Neko Akiko! Neko Akiko owns me!!! Don't sue me! Just go and read chapter 2!!

Note: Neko Akiko was created befor Akiko was. She is a 2 foot Cat person who acts like a 2 year old sometimes. Everyonce in a while she is 5 feet tall. ^^