A day in the life of Nick Wolfe


6:00 am: Wake up. Polish gun.

6:30 am: Shower.

6:45 am: Contemplate shooting Amanda for switching favorite shampoo with crazy glue. Decide against it.

8:00 am: Newspaper article about break in at yet another museum. Quickly rule off every other criminal in town.

9:00 am: Call from the police station. Amanda's been arrested again. Contemplate shooting her.

10:30 am: Bail Amanda out. Explain to her that "stealing second base" is not to be taken literally.

12 pm: Watch Police Academy at Amanda's house. Piss her off by pointing out everything they're doing wrong.

1:00 pm: Recieve update list on number of Immortal Enemies from Amanda's past.

2:30 pm: Phone call from Mom. Remind her for the tenth time that the chances of me bringing that "nice platinum blond"
girl to dinner are equal to an ice cube's chances in hell.

3:00 pm: Ignore Amanda's repeated warnings to stay out of her way.

3:50 pm: Narrowly escape death at hands of Amanda's Immortal Enemy from the past.

5:00 pm: Run in on sword fight at the last minute. Damn, Amanda looks hot after the Quickening.

6:45 pm: Polish gun.

7:00 pm: Dinner with Amanda and Lucy. Go on about damn Immortal business while Amanda pretends to listen.

10:00 pm: Half way down the road realize wallet is missing. Violate several traffic laws to get back to Amanda's appartment before
she uses credit card.

12:00 pm: Call Amanda about mysterious overuse of credit card.