Green Cookies with Spam

By David B. Swanton

Apologies to Dr Szus and Rumiko Takahashi

Ranma No Baka be a man eat your cookies made with Spam.

Akane please they are green and looking very mean. If I eat them I think I'll scream.

Would you could you if I added jalopies.

I would not could not if you paid me a g note.

Akane I am a man but don't make me eat green cookies made with Spam.

Oh come now Ranma give it a whirl you could eat them with a squirrel.

I would not with a squirrel now let me be you uncute girl.

Akane I am a man please don't make me eat green cookies made with Spam.

Would you could you if I added sardines you could eat them on a submarine.

I would not could not if you added sardines even on a submarine.

Akane please I am a man, don't make me eat green cookies made with Spam.

Horse radish! Horse radish! That'll do the trick come on Ranma don't be a hick.

Akane please they are hard as a brick if I eat them I will be sick.

Akane please I am a man, don't make me eat green cookies made with Spam.

Would you eat them with Roxett? You could eat them by the drum set.

Not with Roxett! I don't need to eat them to know they're toxic.

Akane please I am a man, don't make me eat green cookies made with Spam.

Come on Ranma they will tickle your pallet. You better eat some or I'll get my mallet.

Ok, ok I'll try some now. Akane don't have a cow.

So Ranma what did you think? Why are you running to the sink?

The end.