LEGEND OF ZELDA IS A MARCHING BAND?! WTH?!

A.N: So The way I came up with this cra-cra story was Once upon a time I am a freak and I get all of my awesome-tastic ideas while I'm in the shower (freaky right? Just bear with me) So as an oncoming freshman and a hard-core Legend of Zelda fan this weird thought flowed through my head while I'm in the shower, "What if . . . Link went to a high school?" Then I was all like "Well he'd obviously be in band. And he would play trumpet? Nonono he's to un-snobby/ egotistical to do that . . . I KNOW! HE'D TOTES DEF PLAY FRECH HORN! HOOLLAHH!" I also said all of this out loud so everyone in my house probably thinks I'm a psycho (Not like they didn't before but you know what?! Whatever!) so yea . . . . . . . . . . …. If you think the trumpet players thought/actions are freakishly on-target it's because I'm a trumpet player (I'm NOT a stereotype though just F.Y.I) Have fun!

August 1ST

Link the poor dear, didn't even know why he was were he was. All he knew was that he was about to be subjected to a form of torture that went against the very laws of nature. Yet there he was in land-locked middle-of-nowhere Johnstowne, Texas, in the middle of summer, on a concrete parking lot with a melephone for early morning marching band practice.

When he had left his happy middle school nest he had had beautiful visions of grandeur for the future marching season. Sadly those dreams had been crushed. Brutally. Into the ground by what is known as freshman marching camp. After an entire month of learning to march, marching drills and marching some more Link was ready for marching season to be over, but it hadn't even begun. His muscles still remembered the terrible muscle pain and heat that was not supposed to be endured by weak pitiful human beings.

Yet there he was again a month later at the one place he did NOT want to be.

He shuffled awkwardly on the side lines holding his mellophone protectively against his chest like someone would have the audacity to steal it. He flipped some of his blonde hair out of his bright blue eyes and scanned the field looking for a vaguely familiar life form that wasn't an upper-class men. Because Fish didn't hang out with upper-class men. It just didn't happen. It would be like a Clown Fish hanging out with a barracuda. It just didn't happen.

Then Link saw it, the flash of golden hair that he had been looking for. He started to walk over to her but stopped and stayed on the sidelines. Obviously Zelda was hanging out with all the people in her section, including the upper-class men. That's how it had always been; she was just a people person.

Unbeknownst to Link two dark figures had been watching him from the shadows for the past few minuets and were now slowly advancing towards him.

"Korra I swear if you do anything weird . . ."

"Don't worry Catrina its not like I'm gonna go rape him or something weird like that!"

"But the problem is . . . YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING WEIRD LIKE THAT!"

The two now bickering figures continued to advance on our oblivious hero. One of the figure (Catrina) stopped suddenly and grabbed Korra's arm.

"Okay, I'm trusting you. Just remember, we're in the same grade so don't scare him so badly I can't make friends alright?"

Korra rolled her eyes and mumbled something to the effect of, "Yea, yea, sure, whatever, no raping iz gotz this." Then dashed off leaving her companion in the dust.

Link felt a light tap on his shoulder and turned around. Standing behind him was a short, curly-haired girl nonchalantly holding a melephone.

"Hooray!" thought Link, "Another melephone freshman. She doesn't look that scary either. Well her hair is like, REALLY curly but don't judge a book by its cover right?"

"HI-YA!" said the 'freshman' (Korra), "I just saw a new melephone fish and wanted to introduce myself! My name is Korra and I'm a senior this year! Also," she looked around and leaned in uncomfortably close whispering into Link's ear, "The stuff on the walls in the practice rooms? It's not really glue. But for safety reasons just pretend it is . . ." she hopped back a bit and said "WELP! See ya' around."

And skipped away towards another girl with a trumpet and dramatically fell into her arms.

The trumpet player patted Korra's bush-afro head while Korra whispered something to her. Her eyes grew wide and she threw Korra on the ground then dashed over to Link skidding to a stop in front of him grabbing and shaking his hand profusely,

"OMEGERD! I'm am soooooooo sorry" she rambled on, "That's my older sister and she's well different . . ." Link looked up and gave the girl a weird look, she was a good two maybe three inches taller then her (Link is only 5'3).

"You sure you're not the older one?"

She looked down and giggled a little, "No, I'm the younger one. Don't worry 'bout it though everyone make the same mistake" she let go of his hand and smiled, "My name's Catrina by the was and I'm a fish this year too. I hope we can get along well this year." She gave an awkward, apologetic bow and dashed back to her sister who was rolling on the concrete laughing.

"Well," Link though, "I think I could definitely handle . . . what was her name Carina? No . . . Catrina, that's it! But definitely not her older sister. She's waaay to weird for me, but she is a senior so I'd better stay on he good side . . ."

Well, well, well!" said Zelda, who had snuck up behind him while he was daydreaming, "It looks like you made some new friends already Link! I'm so proud of you." Link turned around again this time looking at Zelda, "Well . . . I guess. The girl with curly hair, her name's Korra, she's really weird. Did you know she's a senior?"

Zelda nodded, "Yup, I already talked to her. Her sister is pretty cute though; I was talking to her earlier, just introducing myself and stuff. She was super-duper polite and shy, it was funny. So after a few minuets this really tall girl, she looks a lot like Impa, walks up and she practically exploded." She giggled, "It was pretty entertaining, I think you to will get along great!"

One of the drum leaders got up onto the stand and told everyone was starting and to group together by section.

So with a heavy heart, Link began his first early morning marching practice. Sadly it wouldn't be his last.

Link groaned inwardly after five hours of drills, drills and surprise, surprise(!) even more drills Link was ready to go home. He scanned the pick-up line for his ride and found it almost immediately. They only had two cars and his dad used the other one to get to work leaving what the rest of the family lovingly called "The Tank" for the rest of them.

The Tank was a ginourmus, black stalker van with tinted windows. The only reason no one every thought that Link was a drug dealer or getting kidnapped all the time was the big logo on the side that said HYRULE TECH. CO.- H.T.C.

Hyrule Technology Company was one of the leading technology companies in the world, like if Apple, PC, Nintendo, Xbox, and PlayStation go together and made one big company you'd get the Hyrule Technology Company, however due to time-space continuum rips in out ever expanding/contracting universe those companies do not exist in this world, so H.T.C was the best technology on the face of the Earth. Zelda's father founded and was in charge of the company. Link's dad was a six time world champion at mix-martial arts, along with being a childhood friend of Zelda's dad, Mr. Foxx made Link's dad the head of security and his own personal bodyguard.

That's were they got the van.

Link threw open the trunk doors and was greeted by his mother's, the quintuplet's, Cole, Matthew, Jack and David, and his little sister, Aryll's, smiling faces, "Hay Link!"

Link smiled in return, "Hay guys. Mom where's a free seat?"

"There's one in the middle next to David. So, how did practice go honey?"

"Meh," Link shrugged his shoulders, "I guess it could have been worse." He slid into the seat next to his younger brother and shut the van door behind him, "By the way, Chain, were was pitt throughout the entire practice? I never saw you once"

Chain, Link's fraternal twin looked back from the passengers seat flipping his long, shaggy, black hair out of his gray eyes and smirked, "We were over I the shade the entire time, because, unlike you guys we are more important so we get better treatment."

Link scoffed and rolled his eyes and said, "No you guys are in the shade because you are all pansies. You should be ashamed of yourself! The flutes work harder than you and they're a troop of girly-girls."

Chain was about to make a smart come-back when Cole, one of the quintuplets, blurted out, "Look it's Zelda!" he looked up at Link with his huge, blue eyes and said, "I love her, and I think I am going to marry her because she is the most prettiest, beutifulest girls I've ever seen."

Link nodded, "Yea she's really pretty . . ." then he noticed the look his mom gavee him in the rearview mirror and cursed his fried brain for letting that slip, "Well- er . . . UM . . . *Chough*- what I meant was-" his mothers eyebrow continued to rise with her son's reddening face and Link realized that he was only digging himself deeper and deeper into the pit of embarrassment. He quickly changed the subject, "SO MOM! What's for diner?"

A.N: HAHAHAHA awww poor Link is such a goob :) but we all still love him right? Anyways his siblings are as follows.

Chain is his twin brother and is based off of shadow Link. The quintuplets are from Four Swords, Green=Matthew Red=Cole Blue=Jack Vio=David. Then Aryll is his little sister from Wind Wakers. His parents are just his mother and father. Their last name is Quinn (Link-Quinn, Lincoln, get it?! Punny right?) so yea the story line is gonna jump around like it does in 100 Days of Ace Being a Butt-Wipe which is one of my favorite OnePeice fanfics evah (except of course Rirry-chan's c:)