A/N: I know I should be working on my other storys but this idea just poped into my head and I thought why not write something with humor for once? but like I said it was only an idea and the first chater will be small. I was also kinda thinking of giving some people nick names for some funny moments I've got planed so sugest a nick name for a character of your choice and I'll mention you and the nick name as well as who it's for at the start of the chapter. Thank you for actually reading this.

Eren: yo armin. the hell r u?

Armin: im talking to sasha and connie

Eren: the hell man
i thought u got eaten or somethin

Armin: eren
we arnt actually in titan territory
HOW CAN I GET EATEN IN TRAINING!

Mikasa: maybey there was a wild animal that ripped ur throught out through that jog this morning

Armin: u 2 saw me at lunch and not to mention...
I WAS WITH U 2 WHOLE TIME!

Eren: armin calm down
no need to get angry

Armin: coming from the 1 who yelled about killing titans fro 3 days non stop
oh and who picks fights with jean every day

Eren: dude
A TITAN KILLED MY MOTHER REMEMBER
and jeans just a dick

Mikasa: u2 do ralise ur sitting right next to eachother now right?

Eren: oh yea tats right
we r at dinner know lol

Armin: time went qiuckly wen we srated messaging each other

Erin: we should do tis more often

Mikasa: not while ur ment to beating

Eren: yes Mikasa
ttyl dude

Armin: yeah ttyl

Mikasa: UR SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER FOR FUCKS SAKE!