A/N: This is the beginning of both stories, 2 Fangirls & King Kong, 2 Fangirls & Jumper. Written with good friend, Mindy Morganna (Mindy) & (myself, Penn) Penmaster51:) It switches between us and if you care, I started the first part below and then Mindy wrote the next part and then me and so on:3
It was a random idea and we decided to post it for others' enjoyment and laughter out of it. Leave a review if you want- please, no flames:)
We DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. Mindy Morganna owns Mindy & Penmaster51 owns Penn, that's it! And also, characters are very OOC, maybe not Griffin:3
(After magically getting Jimmy into the 'REAL' world of Jumper! Location: Griffin's Lair; Items: lots of stolen chloroform!)
Jimmy: He kind of looks like me.
Mindy: Not exactly...
Penn: You're a couple years younger, Jim.
Griffin: *groans and starts to move*
Penn: Yikes! More chloroform!
They knock him unconscious again. Then resume looking between the two.
Mindy: You know what, Jimmy? He does kind of look like you.
xxx
(After Griffin wakes up)
Penn: Griffin, meet Jimmy.
Griffin: Look, I am not baby-sitting, hey-kid you look like me!
Jimmy: Yeah, I know.
*crickets chirping*
Mindy: Soooo...
Griffin: Hang on, where is my gun gone?
Penn: You carry a gun? Can I see?
Us: Jimmy.... give it back!
Jimmy: Sorry, wow I never one like this before!
Griffin: Wait 'till you see the cars mate...blah, blah (the boys begin a boring auto conversation)
Mindy: What should we do? It seems a shame to waste them.
Penn (holding an IMDB page): Don't worry Mindy, there are plenty more Jamie's in the sea...
x
News Reporter: "In other news, Isabella Swan, otherwise known as Bella, was found dead this morning...."
Penn: *whispering* You hid everything right?
Mindy: Uh... maybe.
Griffin: Hey, have you guys seen my flamethrower? And why in hell is there a bloody- literally, a bloody chainsaw in my bedroom?!
Jimmy: *who is just sitting in awe at the TV screen* The pretty lights...
(continuing...)
Police Man: We just want to ask a few questions...
Penn: Errr.
Mindy: Ummm.
Griffin: *in on the plan* shitshitshitshit...
Jimmy: OMG, wow blood, your headgear is totally wicked sick dude! Give me seven bro, it's like well blinged up! *they start talking about hats*
Mindy: Who let Jimmy watch back-to-back rap music videos?
Penn: Wait 'till you see the dancing *all turn to watch Police Man and Jimmy break-dancing in the garden*
Griffin: I like this kid *Jimmy waves to the Police Man and walk back, limping slightly*"
Penn: I think we should get out of here.
Mindy: Griffin...
Penn: Yes, perfect!
Griffin: No, no way, it's not a bloody clubhouse! We are not going to the lair!
Jimmy: Is that the cave you showed me?
All including convenient studio audience: IT'S CALLED A LAIR!
Us: Please Griff-Griff?
Griffin: Will you stop calling me that if we go?
Us: Of course *wink wink*
Griffin: FINE! Come on Jimmy, Penn, Mindy *Jumps to lair*
Us plus Jimmy: Thanks Griffmeister!
Xxx
(Back in the Lair…)
Mindy: Are you sure...? After all, Griffin has a nasty temper!
Penn: Oh yeah! The boys are going to love this wake up call...plus, what's a little water going to do to 'em? (makes evil smile)
*The camera lowers to the two amazing looking guys, on the floor. Then turns to the two plastic buckets held by the fangirls*
(A Few hours later)
Mindy: 1... (Holding full bucket; ice cubes float around in it)
Penn: 2... (They tip toe over to the sleeping guys, posing our buckets above their heads, ready to pour away)
Us: 3!!!
*A waterfall of ice-cold water fell on top of the unsuspecting boys. There was a girly scream that erupted from Griffin's mouth and a bunch of nasty things sputtered from Jimmy's. Before they knew what hit them, we were flying out through the Lair's entrance. Except, Griffin recognized the two girls*
Griffin: YOU'RE DEAD!
Mindy: See I told you!
Penn: Yeah but we have the talent of blackmail! (Pulls out magic tape recorder that kept replaying Griffin's girly scream)
Mindy (with evil smile): Oh yes, Penn, oh yes we do!
Xxx
(After a while…)
Griffin: You're dead meat girlies!
Mindy: *whispering* Penn, you have the camera right?
Penn: *whispering back* Locked and loaded!
Griffin: Prepare to die earthlings!
Mindy: We meet again. Before, I was the student, now I am the teacher, and more powerful then you could ever imagine! MuhahahahaMUHAHAHA!
Penn: Rise up and take the power back Mindy, it's time this fat cat had a heart attack! He will not force us!
Griffin: What the hell...*suddenly hears a girly scream and pales* you didn't...
Us: We did, just connecting it with Youtube...
Griffin: Please no, anything but that!
Us: Anything...?
Penn: I don't think Jimmy should watch this...
Xxx
Griffin: Wakey, wakey dear girls.
Mindy: Morning Griffin...wait, are those cookies?
Griffin: Yep, Jimmy made them, straight from the oven!
Penn: Something is wrong...
Mindy: *eating cookie* nom nom ommm?
Penn: Why is Griffin acting like this...all nice!?
Mindy: nom nom?
Penn: Oh well... why don't I care suddenly?
Mindy: *Swallowing* because Mindy fell down the stairs hiding from her teacher because she hasn't handed in her Maths prep, hit her head and is therefore lacking in creativity.
Penn: Ohhh dear.
xxx
Penn: Where's Jimmy?
Griffin: Who?
Mindy: The boy, Griffin! Who looks just like you-
Penn: Except is much cuter, sweeter, adorable-
Mindy: He came home with us!
Penn: *grabs both of them* Come on, we have to go find him!
Griffin: Hey, don't touch the jacket!
(A little while later after walking around for AGES in the desert)
Mindy: JIMMY!
Jimmy: Thank god! I thought I was going-
Penn: *turns to Griffin* This is your entire fault, Griff-Griff!
Griffin: What the hell?! It's not my fault the kid just wandered off- hey, I told you to stop calling me that!
Penn: *pokes chest* I don't care! (Then pulls out camera & tape recorder) But I know a way of revenge… (evil smirk)
Griffin: *Gulp*
Xxx
(On top of the empire state building; Mindy holding camera and Penn standing confidently beside Mindy; they've unhitched the metal bars that block people from falling)
Mindy: Ready Penn?
Penn: Yup Mindy! GRIFFIN- YOU READY?
Griffin: *standing only in short shorts (wink, wink, if you catch what I mean) & bare chest* I'm going to kill you both.
Jimmy: *laughing but trying to cover it up with coughing*
Griffin: *turns to him* And you too!
Mindy: Aww… be a good sport Griffin!
Penn: On the count of three!
Mindy: One!
Penn: *races up to Griffin and pushes him* THREE!
Griffin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH- cuts off because he jumped.
Jimmy: *bursts out laughing, falls to the floor and starts to roll around, clutching his stomach and still laughing*
Penn: Got that?
Mindy: All of it!
Penn: To Youtube! *after dragging up the practically crying Jimmy cause he's laughing so hard, they march back to the Lair somehow*
Xxx
Penn: Jimmy what are you doing?
Jimmy: What's this? *holds up games console*
Mindy: It's a games console, wanna try it?
Jimmy: Yeah!
*Later*
Griffin: HEY, thats my games console...give it back!
Jimmy: No way Jose!
Griffin: *threatens Jimmy with flamethrower* Now!
Penn: Hey Griffin, are you wearing Jimmys hat?
Griffin: Errr...no?
Mindy: You are! That is so, so sweet, Penn…
Penn: Got it! *Takes picture* Another thing to blackmail him with...Muhahaha!
Griffin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Xxx
(Penn dramatically dies after a Herb/Jimmy fic is brought up…)
Mindy: Griffin! Give Penn the kiss of life!
Griffin: Are you mad?
*Mindy starts playing the "girly scream"*
Griffin: Okay, I'll do it! Horrible girls…
*Griffin gives Penn the kiss of life*
Penn: I'm alive!
Mindy: Yay *hugs you* Griffin you are a hero!
Jimmy: Look, I made celebration cookies!
Xxx
Penn: Griffin...?
Griffin: WHAT?
Penn:... no need to be mad...
Griffin: FINE... what?
Penn: I feel a bit dizzy still...
Mindy: Me too!
Penn: Maybe two more kisses of life? *both make begging hands*
Jimmy: Cookies?
Griffin: NOT NOW.
Jimmy: *sniffle* sorry…*walks away, head bowed down sadly*
Us: Awww... don't cry Jimmy! Look what you did Griffin!
Griffin: WHAT?! I didn't... fine. Whatever- stupid fangirls...
*They're cooing over Jimmy*
Xxx
After that, is the beginning of this adventure, 2 Fangirls & King Kong! 2 Fangirls & Jumper also sprouted from this very beginning, but obviously, that adventure took a different course. Mindy And Penn were ready to reek havoc on everything they loved, hated and just plain confusing things…
