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Kyouraku Shunsui's QA
Dren: Hello all and welcome to Kyouraku Shunsui's QA. Unfortunately he hasn't showed up yet so I guess we will be waiting just a little longer...
Nanao Ise: *runs in breathing heavily* Osoku natte sumimasen. (Japanese for "Excuse me, I am late.")
Dren: Its no problem but... where's Shunsui?
Ise: He refuses to get up and says that by contract he doesn't have to be here for 5 more minutes...
Dren: Well I guess we will wait...
*5 minutes later*
Dren: Are you sure he said 5 minutes?
Ise: Gomenasai! He should have been here by now!
Dren: Well go get him!
*Shunsui lazily walks through the door.*
Dren: Finally your here!
Shunsui: *grunts*
Ise: I was about to dump a bucket of water over your head!
Shunsui: I know other ways you could have woken me up...
Dren & Ise: SHUNSUI!
Shunsui: What I was trying to lighten up the mood a little...
Dren: I'm sorry but we can't have that kind of content here... There may be little kids lurking...
Shunsui: I could go get Jushiro...
Ise: He's resting and you are supposed to be answering questions!
Dren: That's right... First question comes from... well this doesn't seem to be a question... Anyways its from Rangiku and she says:
Shunsui! If I catch you peeking in the womens showers one more time I swear Im gonna send Haineko after you! You are the most perverted strange old man I have ever seen! GET LOST! - Signed ~Rangiku~.
Dren & Ise: What have we told you about being even 10 ft away from the female showers?
Shunsui: I swear it wasn't me! It must of been one of the creepy guys experiments!
Ise: Your the only creepy guy here...
Dren: AND for the next question which comes from a devoted fan of yours:
How can you stand getting beaten by girls all the time? I mean don't you ever give up? Whats your secret?
Shunsui: Well I am a bit masochistic, that means I get...
Dren & Ise: WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS WE DONT NEED AN EXPLANATION!
Shunsui: Anyways... I like it. The secret to the whole thing is to never give up and keep pushing, maybe one day you can score a chick as hot as Ise!
Dren & Ise: ...
Dren: NEXT QUESTION! This question comes from a... well another fan...
Shunsui, how do you get away with drinking so much sake? Haven't you ever had a liver failure or something? Another question, how do you get rid of your hangovers?
Shunsui: When you drink sake like water you never feel the effects of liver failure, you never throw up, and you feel great 24/7!
Dren: Kids out there, DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL!
Shunsui: Until your the proper age.
Ise: You shouldn't drink period.
Shunsui: I think the easiest way to answer the last question... KAMPAI! *pulls out sake from under his robe and starts drinking*
Dren: And I think that's the end of this QA, come back next time!
Afternote:
I do not encourage taking any of Shunsui's advice, as it may lead to: Nausea, Loss of appetite, Fatigue, Diarrhea, Jaundice, Bleeding easily, Swollen abdomen, Mental disorientation or confusion , Sleepiness, Coma, Death, STD's, Broken Bones, Broken Hearts, Low Self Esteem, Immediate rejection, etc.
I do encourage taking all, well most of, Ise advice.
I accept reader comments in this QA! Leave a review with your question and I'll try to fit it in the next chapter. Remember to keep it PG-13!
