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Kyouraku Shunsui's QA

Dren: Hello all and welcome to Kyouraku Shunsui's QA. Unfortunately he hasn't showed up yet so I guess we will be waiting just a little longer...

Nanao Ise: *runs in breathing heavily* Osoku natte sumimasen. (Japanese for "Excuse me, I am late.")

Dren: Its no problem but... where's Shunsui?

Ise: He refuses to get up and says that by contract he doesn't have to be here for 5 more minutes...

Dren: Well I guess we will wait...

*5 minutes later*

Dren: Are you sure he said 5 minutes?

Ise: Gomenasai! He should have been here by now!

Dren: Well go get him!

*Shunsui lazily walks through the door.*

Dren: Finally your here!

Shunsui: *grunts*

Ise: I was about to dump a bucket of water over your head!

Shunsui: I know other ways you could have woken me up...

Dren & Ise: SHUNSUI!

Shunsui: What I was trying to lighten up the mood a little...

Dren: I'm sorry but we can't have that kind of content here... There may be little kids lurking...

Shunsui: I could go get Jushiro...

Ise: He's resting and you are supposed to be answering questions!

Dren: That's right... First question comes from... well this doesn't seem to be a question... Anyways its from Rangiku and she says:

Shunsui! If I catch you peeking in the womens showers one more time I swear Im gonna send Haineko after you! You are the most perverted strange old man I have ever seen! GET LOST! - Signed ~Rangiku~.

Dren & Ise: What have we told you about being even 10 ft away from the female showers?

Shunsui: I swear it wasn't me! It must of been one of the creepy guys experiments!

Ise: Your the only creepy guy here...

Dren: AND for the next question which comes from a devoted fan of yours:

How can you stand getting beaten by girls all the time? I mean don't you ever give up? Whats your secret?

Shunsui: Well I am a bit masochistic, that means I get...

Dren & Ise: WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS WE DONT NEED AN EXPLANATION!

Shunsui: Anyways... I like it. The secret to the whole thing is to never give up and keep pushing, maybe one day you can score a chick as hot as Ise!

Dren & Ise: ...

Dren: NEXT QUESTION! This question comes from a... well another fan...

Shunsui, how do you get away with drinking so much sake? Haven't you ever had a liver failure or something? Another question, how do you get rid of your hangovers?

Shunsui: When you drink sake like water you never feel the effects of liver failure, you never throw up, and you feel great 24/7!

Dren: Kids out there, DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL!

Shunsui: Until your the proper age.

Ise: You shouldn't drink period.

Shunsui: I think the easiest way to answer the last question... KAMPAI! *pulls out sake from under his robe and starts drinking*

Dren: And I think that's the end of this QA, come back next time!


Afternote:

I do not encourage taking any of Shunsui's advice, as it may lead to: Nausea, Loss of appetite, Fatigue, Diarrhea, Jaundice, Bleeding easily, Swollen abdomen, Mental disorientation or confusion , Sleepiness, Coma, Death, STD's, Broken Bones, Broken Hearts, Low Self Esteem, Immediate rejection, etc.

I do encourage taking all, well most of, Ise advice.

I accept reader comments in this QA! Leave a review with your question and I'll try to fit it in the next chapter. Remember to keep it PG-13!