"So, Jack," Daniel gave O'Neill an extremely pointed look, distracting him from watching Sam's backside as she walked away, "What are these 'plans' you have for the weekend?"
Jack gave him a cheeky grin, fully aware that Daniel knew what he had been doing, and probably what he was going to be doing on the weekend.
"Oh, nothing much. You know, just the usual."
"The usual?"
"Yep. A bit of fishing, watching The Simpsons, cartergraphy..." he trailed off, hoping Daniel would take the bait.
A sigh. Daniel was not impressed; he knew when he was being messed with. Incredulously, he decided to bite.
"Cartography. The study of maps?" He really wished Jack would just come out and say what he was doing on the weekend.
"No, Daniel. Cartergraphy. The study of... Carters."
Jack walked away with that smug little half-smile on his face, leaving the archaeologist slightly stunned in the middle of the hallway, wondering whether he had heard right. Messing with Daniel's head was soooo much fun.
~This is what happens when you multi-task history homework and fanfiction. :) MSC
