"Ok class now listen up" said Professor Sprout. Harry, and Ron were of course not listening (what a surprise). Hermione kept giving glares and poking them. Hermione gave Ron such a hard poke that he fell off his seat.
After class Malfoy, sneering as always, went into the radio station in the school where they announce things of course and said "Did everyone see ikkle Ron fall off his chair what a moron."
Ron: " Hey you can't say moron you can only say it on T.V."
Malfoy: "Yea Prove it." Ron blushed because he didn't know how. So he just went about his business. 20 seconds later all the teachers appeared around them.
Professor McGonnegol: " Who said moron? You can't say moron on the radio!"
Class pointing to Malfoy: "He did it he did it he did it!" Malfoy ended up getting 7 weeks of detention.

The moral of this story is don't say moron on the radio.

(if you didn't get it, it is a play off of a T.V. show)