this is johnny he is the bartender of a five star bar called the character crusade you
favorite characters have been known to have a drink here sometimes they share secret
cause as we know what the bartender hears is secret right?
so there i am attending the bar when in pops someone you know straight away
carmelita fox she orders a heavy drink i'm surprised and say your not usually a heavy
drinker what's going on? i ask her carmelita looks at me with a sorta sad expression
then she says it's not fun anymore this job your police job i ask and she says no my
job as a videogame character i ask her what happened well ever since the release of
sly cooper 5 we haven't had a new game since i mean the cliffhanger hints at a sixth
game but so far nothing heck people look at me and start hitting on me right away
i said inspector fox that's horrible carmelita just looks on me and says don't call me
inspector fox i asks her okay why? she tells me she turned in her badge everyone in
the bar just hears that and gasps like everyone gasps i gasped at that i'm like what
are you thinking that was what your known for what happened she says well ever since
sly vanished it's been hard to love your job i then say in realization oh right you and
sly are a couple carmelita just sadly puts her hand on the side of her face and just
nods what about murray and bentley surely they won't give up carmelita says oh them
they gave up alright heck murray is in the hospital turns out he was eating too much
i'm like my god poor murray carmelita then adds bentley is dead says carmelita i'm like
shocked as i ask her in shock dead? carmelita just nods and i'm at a loss for words
finally i ask her what happened old age carmelita just shakes his head and says
gundown i just didn't know what to say at that point so it's a little silent then i muster
up the courage to ask who shot him carmelita says penelope that bitch shot him four
times i'm like omg i know she's a traitor but that's a bit extreme carmelita just sadly
sighs and says i'm the worst of all she says i ask what do you mean the worst of all
i got a new job she says i say wow good to move on but what's so bad carmelita just
shutters and says i'm a bell dancer i'm like a belly dance then she adds for gorilla's i'm
like you for real? carmelita angrily looks at me and says hell yeah i'm for real that was
the only other job i could find i mean after sly 5 people loved that level the perverts
so i just stand there mouth a gap carmelita then breaks it and says i miss those days
i then say you want me to keep them coming? carmelita just nods as she raises her
glass after that carmelita just stands there just this big awful mess i ask if she needs
ride home she says in a drunken state no no i'm good carmelita then walks off feeling
a big tipsy pays for her drink and walks off next thing i know i hear something going on
in behind the bar so i run there and there stands carmelita doing a belly dance in a red
thong in public i'm just taken a back by this as she flashes her breast to the oncoming
crowd of cars each one honking there horn at her i just go back to the bar thinking did
i just see that? i tell ya you see it's sad what's become of those classic characters but
you see strange things at the bar and you see strange things as a bartender that's no
lie swear by it
