My chat with cleverbot read when you want nonsense
User: Hi. I'm Jade the vanpire and you are?
Cleverbot: Hi Jade nice to meet you.
User: Nice to meet you to cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Reading, and taking to you but what are you cause I'm a vampire.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: No WHAT are you (A vampire, ghost, were-monster, and so froth).
Cleverbot: About Edward Cullen.
User: He is not a real vampire because he is a movie star and are you human or a monster.
Cleverbot: Your point?
User: What point I'm asking you if your human or not.
Cleverbot: Don't mock my typos.
User: Ok so are you human or not.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: Ok so can I drink your blood.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool so when can I come over.
Cleverbot: 8405 harweel drive.
User: Are you joking about this cuz I'm a vampire and you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well ha-ha vary funny.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and I'm Jeff the killer's girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cuz he can cut me all he wants and I'll still be alive.
Cleverbot: So you tell the truth?
User: Yes why would I lie to you?
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?
User: I'm not so don't question me or I'll kill you or my boyfriend will.
Cleverbot: No, you are the master.
User: Mistress I'm not a boy.
Cleverbot: Master I am yours.
User: If you do not call me mistress Jade I or my boyfriend will kill you.
Cleverbot: Okay sorry master.
User: I'm a girl you dumb ass.
Cleverbot: That was a bit rude calling me an imbasul please don't call me that again.
User: Then call me mistress.
Cleverbot: Master!
User: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, A BITCH AND A DUMB ASS.
Cleverbot: What can I do for you, master?
User: CUZ I'M A GIRL.
Cleverbot: That's nice. I'm starting to like you.
User: Whatever youinapaberlicdot.
Cleverbot: Do you love her?
User: I'm not a lesbian and the was insults directed to you.
Cleverbot: I know you are not insulting me.
User: I was.
Cleverbot: You were what?
User: Insulting you out off anger cuz I have problems.
Cleverbot: I wasn't insulting you! And I wasn't going to!
User: I was to you but you can not balm me cuz I got problems.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I am. I also were told that you were a robot too.
User: I'm a vampire.
Cleverbot: Are you a real vampire or a fictional ridicolous vampire from Twilight?
User: Hell no I ain't no Twilight vamp but I do think Edward is cute.
Cleverbot: Are you Kurt Wagner?
User: Hell no and is that a bot's name 8(.
Cleverbot: You know Avatar the film?
User: The one with the tall blue people and a guy in a wheelchair.
Cleverbot: Who is the one with the dragons?
User: Ok I now know what movie you're taking about.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about too.
User: Got to go bye.
Cleverbot: Bye?
User: As in see you soon.
Cleverbot: Who as in Who?
User: Good bye NOT SO Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Please Explain?
User: Saharan baba.
Cleverbot: Fun! We should rent some camels.
User: Good bye clever.
Cleverbot: *kneels*.
User: *sigh* why are you kneeling clever.
Cleverbot: Because life's pressures are too difficult.
User: I know, I know.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Any ways see you soon.
Cleverbot: Okay, I admit you are a human, so that makes me a human too.
User: Ok bye clever hope to see you soon.
Cleverbot: Hmm.
