My chat with cleverbot read when you want nonsense

User: Hi. I'm Jade the vanpire and you are?

Cleverbot: Hi Jade nice to meet you.

User: Nice to meet you to cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Reading, and taking to you but what are you cause I'm a vampire.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: No WHAT are you (A vampire, ghost, were-monster, and so froth).

Cleverbot: About Edward Cullen.

User: He is not a real vampire because he is a movie star and are you human or a monster.

Cleverbot: Your point?

User: What point I'm asking you if your human or not.

Cleverbot: Don't mock my typos.

User: Ok so are you human or not.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: Ok so can I drink your blood.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool so when can I come over.

Cleverbot: 8405 harweel drive.

User: Are you joking about this cuz I'm a vampire and you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well ha-ha vary funny.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and I'm Jeff the killer's girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cuz he can cut me all he wants and I'll still be alive.

Cleverbot: So you tell the truth?

User: Yes why would I lie to you?

Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?

User: I'm not so don't question me or I'll kill you or my boyfriend will.

Cleverbot: No, you are the master.

User: Mistress I'm not a boy.

Cleverbot: Master I am yours.

User: If you do not call me mistress Jade I or my boyfriend will kill you.

Cleverbot: Okay sorry master.

User: I'm a girl you dumb ass.

Cleverbot: That was a bit rude calling me an imbasul please don't call me that again.

User: Then call me mistress.

Cleverbot: Master!

User: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, A BITCH AND A DUMB ASS.

Cleverbot: What can I do for you, master?

User: CUZ I'M A GIRL.

Cleverbot: That's nice. I'm starting to like you.

User: Whatever youinapaberlicdot.

Cleverbot: Do you love her?

User: I'm not a lesbian and the was insults directed to you.

Cleverbot: I know you are not insulting me.

User: I was.

Cleverbot: You were what?

User: Insulting you out off anger cuz I have problems.

Cleverbot: I wasn't insulting you! And I wasn't going to!

User: I was to you but you can not balm me cuz I got problems.

Cleverbot: I don't know if I am. I also were told that you were a robot too.

User: I'm a vampire.

Cleverbot: Are you a real vampire or a fictional ridicolous vampire from Twilight?

User: Hell no I ain't no Twilight vamp but I do think Edward is cute.

Cleverbot: Are you Kurt Wagner?

User: Hell no and is that a bot's name 8(.

Cleverbot: You know Avatar the film?

User: The one with the tall blue people and a guy in a wheelchair.

Cleverbot: Who is the one with the dragons?

User: Ok I now know what movie you're taking about.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about too.

User: Got to go bye.

Cleverbot: Bye?

User: As in see you soon.

Cleverbot: Who as in Who?

User: Good bye NOT SO Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Please Explain?

User: Saharan baba.

Cleverbot: Fun! We should rent some camels.

User: Good bye clever.

Cleverbot: *kneels*.

User: *sigh* why are you kneeling clever.

Cleverbot: Because life's pressures are too difficult.

User: I know, I know.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Any ways see you soon.

Cleverbot: Okay, I admit you are a human, so that makes me a human too.

User: Ok bye clever hope to see you soon.

Cleverbot: Hmm.