The Missing Life

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A/N: I always though of Ms. Norbury and Mr. Duvall as my favorite pairing on Mean Girls. They don't have enough fan fictions, so I made one myself. This is at the end when Cady is talking about everyone's life after the Spring Fling. The first four paragraphs are text from the movie. Anything in italics is from Cady's narrative. Sorry if some of it is a little wrong.

~~~~~~~~Cady's POV:

In case you're wondering, the Plastics broke up. Regina's spine healed, and her physical therapist taught her to channel all her rage into sports. It was perfect, because the jock girls weren't afraid of her. Karen used her "special talents" to do the morning weather announcements. And Gretchen found herself a new click, and a new queen bee to serve under. Aaron went to Northwestern, so I still get to see him on weekends. And me… I had gone from home schooled jungle freak to shiny plastic to most hated person in the world to actual human being.

"Hey," I said, sitting down beside my friends. Janice's tongue was down Kevin's throat… but what was new? All the drama from last year just wasn't important anymore. School used to be like a shark tank… but now, I can just float. Finally, girl world was at peace.

"Hey," Damien said. "Check it out, junior Plastics." He pointed at these three preppy girls who were… well… Plastic.

And if any freshman tried to disturb that peace… well, let's just say we knew how to take care of it. I imagined the girls getting hit by the bus that they just barely missed. Just kidding.

"Be careful," I heard Ms. Norbury-- or should I say Mrs. Duvall -- say. She came up to where I was sitting. "Hey, Cady."

"Hi, Mrs. Duvall," I said, smiling at her. Mr. Duvall's carpal tunnel went away, and he and Ms. Norbury got married. They were expecting their first child now, as was noticeable by her large stomach. "How are you?"

"Fine," she said, smiling. "But I need you and Kevin to know that we're rescheduling tomorrow's Mathletes meeting. It's on Thursday now."

"Okay," I said. "I'll be sure to tell my parents.

Mrs. Duvall smiled. "Good. See you later, Cady."

"Bye," I said, watching as she walked over to Mr. Duvall, who was waiting for her by the school entrance. He gave her a quick kiss before kissing her enlarged stomach. She laughed and the two walked into the school, hand in hand, the way they were supposed to be, the way they were meant to be.

THE END