The Adventures of Ravenous Raven
Raven was ravenous, and Raven often performs the most absurd antics when she is ravenous. So, Raven pelted Robin with squirrels and then ate the tomato that was in his pocket.
Raven was still ravenous, so she smashed her friend Cyborg's video game console and ate it. Cyborg was mad, but Raven was still ravenous. So, she nonchalantly pushed him into an abyss.
Raven was still ravenous, so she punched her friend Starfire until Starfire was turned into bubblegum. But you can't eat bubblegum, so Raven was still ravenous.
Just then, she saw her best friend, Beast Boy. However, Beast Boy also had the ability to turn into animals. So Raven forced Beast Boy to turn into a chicken. She then proceeded to eat Beast Boy without remorse.
Raven was still ravenous.
