ALICE:

Alice is funny.

She's a cute little bunny.

I bet she could sing.

She can do anything!

EDWARD:

Edward rules!

He never ever drools.

He is no outcast.

But he is fast.

JASPER:

Jasper likes Alice,

Who lives in a palace!

He is a newborn.

He can't eat corn.

ROSALIE:

Rosalie is a brat.

She is not fat.

She is snotty,

She has a thin body.

EMMETT:

Emmett is a teddy bear.

But I don't care.

He is tough.

Isn't that enough?

ESME:

Esme is really nice.

She can't eat rice.

She is like a mother,

Like no other.

CARLISLE:

Carlisle plays the dad.

His actor is bad.

I wish he would change.

He's out of my range.



BELLA:

Bella is sweet.

She would be fun to meet.

She loves a vampire,

Who is as dangerous as fire.

VICTORIA:

Victoria is scary.

And certainly hairy,

With her big red hair.

She's as dangerous as a bear.

LAURENT:

Laurent makes me mad.

He is very bad.

He, luckily, is romoved by Bella's "friend",

Who brought his life to an end.

JAMES:

Oh, James is a bit of scum,

On the tip of Edward's thumb,

But, to Bella, he is almost a torturer,

To her poor little mother.

JACOB:

Jacob thinks Bella is hot!

Bella thinks he is not!

She is just his friend,

Until the very end…

THINK OF SOME MORE!! THEY ARE FUN EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T MAKE MUCH SENSE!!

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