Disclaimer: I own nothing, of course. If I did Zexion would get a hell of a lot of face time.

Summary: With everyone around them with a family, Axel is desperate to have a child with Roxas, however the only way that's ever going to happen is if Roxas gets what he wants, a wedding, Axel is dead scared of commitment .Will he end up driving Roxas away for good? Most Likely.

Pairings;

AxelXRoxas

DemyxXZexion

RikuXSora

XemnasXSaix

XigbarxXaldin

MarluxiaXVexen

LuxordXLarxene


Flashback

"Roxy"

"Before you even ask we've been over this, no."

"Please"

"No"

"But everyone else has kids, Zexion and Demyx have Akira and Taji, hell even Larxene has a child, I mean come on, your clock is ticking away."

"I don't know what makes you think that reason will make me have your child."

"I mean we don't even have to have sex, we can just do artificial insemination."

"Any future child of mine will not be made in a clinic."

"So is that 'Yes Axel I'll have your child'?"

"Not unless there is a ring on this finger."

"I can take you shopping tomorrow; hell you can pick out a few."

"Oh you're so funny, not going to happen."

"But Roxy-"

"But nothing, All I want is an engagement ring , an engagement party, Bachelorette party, a wedding, a wedding ring, a reception, and a honeymoon. No babies till then."

"Okay, 1. I can't afford that 2. That's a lot to ask for.3 Bachelorette parties are for women 4. Zexion and Demyx aren't married."

"You don't have to pay, for the Bachelorette party, the Maid of honor pays, and I want A Bachelorette Party because it seems more fun then a stupid Bachelor party, and you know what I would love to wear a dress for my wedding, and everyone of my Bridesmaids will too, and you don't pay for the wedding, Bride side pays for that. Oh and so you know Zexion desperately wants Demyx to propose. Is it just because you are afraid of commitments or just don't love me or is there someone else, damn it Axel, why?"

"… Are you gender confused or what, Last time I checked I didn't want a woman, exactly for the reason of PMSing which is exactly what your doing."

"That's all you have to say, seriously, after what I just said, you really don't love me do you I bet the reason, you and Demyx are so uninterested in Marring is because you are secretly having an affair, behind me and Zexion's back, While Zexion is left alone, with the twins, Demyx is off at a hotel with you .Why don't you just leave me then if I'm so much like a woman then Hmm"

"Roxy Baby I'm not off with Demyx, he isn't my type, at all, and I know you just have these little fits once in a while. So I forgive you."

"…. I'm gonna leave and stay with Sora, call me if you have something to say."

End Flashback

"And that is why I'm here."

Sora was on the verge of tears for his poor little brother. He ran to his brother's side, hugging him tightly.

"Oh Roxas, That insensitive jerk, Riku I want you to go over there and teach him a lesson."

Riku just stared at Sora contemplating the possibilities, if He didn't he wouldn't get any from Sora and end up on the couch, while Roxas stays here longer, being treated like a king from sora. On the other hand Roxas would be gone, and Riku would have Sora all to himself, or Riku could convince Sora to Leave Axel be for the night .Besides it's freaking pouring outside.

"Riku, hun?"

"Oh Sweetie wouldn't be better for Axel to grasp what he's done, for tonight?"

"Well Okay", Sora Slid off the couch to give Riku a kiss. Riku felt a wave of relief wash over him,

Sora wrapped his arms around Riku's neck. Riku being Riku couldn't help but cop a feel.

"Excuse me to interrupt but uh where am I going sleep?"

"Oh you can sleep on the-," Riku began but was cut off by Sora

"You can sleep in the bed with me we're family, Riku you'll be fine with the couch, won't you," Sora said with a tone meaning next time do as I say, or you'll never get laid.


I don't know if I should continue with this or not or even if it's a good idea.