HI YALL! A KaiRei fic... all in my creation... muahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

ahem well, as you all can see, this is a tale from the Grim Bros. that i completely disfigured into my own plot. I hope you all like!

Disclaimer: Beyblade not mine... Lil' Red Riding Hood not mine... buhuhuuuu... just get on and read and review the story! The sooner I get numba reviews the sooner you get update!

Lil' Red Riding Hood - Chapter I - Meet The Rei

Once upon a time, in an imaginary Land, in a weenie village in the mountains lived a cute boy named Rei. He was sweet, kind, and oh-so-very hot so that everyone wanted to jump him, but they couldn't because they would be chopped to pieces by his older brother Lee and his lover, Michael, and his older sister Mariah (who was a force of nature to be reckoned with) and her lover Hillary (also a force of nature to avoid at all costs).

When he turned 5 Rei received a lovely red hood from his siblings, and he wore it every day because he loved it so much. So everyone nicknamed him Lil' Red Riding Hood. But when it was wash day, the color faded and it was pink; not Barbie pink, but nice, almost-burgundy-ish-pink. Lee suspected his sister had something to do with it, but ignored it; at least it wasn't cruel-blinding-barbie-pink, and by the way Rei looked cute in it. So now, logically, he would be called Lil' Pink Riding Hood, but that didn't have the same effect, so they just stuck with Lil' Red Riding Hood.

Now Rei turned fifteen, and he still couldn't separate himself from the hood; it annoyed Mariah, because she wanted to give him a different one, a red one, but who could resist adorable eyes like Rei's? no one. My poimt exactly.

So Mariah had a plan and even if she was an ideal older sister (help at anytime, but tease and embarrass for the most), and nothing would stop her. That night, their was a violent storm in the village, the wind wailing scarily, all the while two older siblings were plotting against a real cute little brother…

"Rei-kun, come in the kitchen please!"

"Coming!"

"Okay, Rei, I need you to go and visit your Uncles Voltaire and Boris in the forest. They are depressed and you have to go and visit them."

"Emptied their stock of booze again?"

"SHUT UP LEE! Okay, Rei?"

"Okay!"

Rei was happily hopping through the forest, hopping as best as he could with a basket full of heavy vodka bottles.

"Bring bottles to BoBo! Bring bottles to BoBo!" he sang in a sweet sing-song voice; BoBo were Boris and Voltaire (whom he used to call Boltaire when he was younger), if you want to know what that meant.

Burdened with such heavy cargo, he didn't notice how a pair of crimson eyes followed him, actually, to be precise, follow his bum.

The owner of those didn't like being ignored. He swas staring so hard anyone could have felt it! Even his stupid cerebrally-deprived younger brother Tyson would feel it (eventually)! But this was a cute-bum-bearing boy, so he could forgive… and now, thought Kai, is the time…

"Hey there, sexy, where are you going?"

Rei startled at the voice, turning around to face a handsome young man with red wine eyes and blue hair with a grey fringe. He looked familiar…

"Oh, hello there, can I help you?"

"Oh yeah you can…"

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