Karaoke With the RK Cast!
Makes you really happy, doesn't it? Does it make you want to kill someone?! Are you barfing with excitement!? Are you drinking cough syrup in large amounts?! Saying WAGAWAGAWAGA I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF FOR JOY!!! Go on, enjoy this horribly corny, yet wonderfully amusing work of ART. Most of the lyrics are horribly butchered beyond hope, yet ,if you want, you can get the shokey burn burn heart starting jumper cables and TRY… but it's HOPELESS, I TELL YOU! THEY CAN'T COME BACK! BILLY, DROP THE GUN! SHOOTING US WON'T HELP!!! THEIR GONE, BILLY! *BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM* MY DEAR GOD, LASSIE! SAVE USE! MY SPLEEN!!!!! *SQUIRT, PAIN, GUSH* BILLY! THEIR GONE! THEY CAN'T COME BACK! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (^___^) Botox the Frog, © Ruekia & Monkey Inc. Email @ Verbyou@yahoo.com for permission. Held 2001- 2009. Renewable. Well, if you want me to continue with good works, I suggest that you give me 2 reviews within the week. It's not that hard, believe me.
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Me: Why, hello there, cast! Tonight, the folks goin' at it will be:
1. Kenshin, singing "Just want you to know who I am" "Too Sexy" (also sang with Yahiko and Sano) "1, it's like a dream come true" "Misty past, clouded future"…
2. Sano, singing "Tough Guy" (second version sang with Kaoru) "Dragon Fist" "Bad" (also sang with Yahiko)…
3. Yahiko, singing "Humpty Dump" "Too Sexy" "Bad" "Not afraid"…
4. Kauro, singing "Tough Gal" (first version sang with Sano)"Come and fight like a girl!" "No n-o-n sense"…
5. Megumi, singing "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" "Gonna' Get cha'" "Doctor, doctor"…
6. ALL, singing "We are family" "We get along just fine…"…
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Hello folks, I'm your annocer tonight, MikChee! (She be's havn' long blue hair and a pink belly shirt that be sayn' 'I love my butt' and tight black pantsies!!!) We will start with a wonderful trio… GIVE IT UP TO THE GUYS! (Um, I'll have to admit, Monkey's not so good with lyrics, she did get pretty close, *cough*NOT!!!*cough!* but, it's still fun…)
*Guys walk in, wearing leather outfits (whatever suits ^__^), standing in a line, Sano, being tallest, stands in the middle. *
Guys:
Ok, you gals, now listen good: WE'RE THE SEXIEST GUYS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD! When we walk by, the gals start to cry… BUT WE CAN'T HELP THAT WE'RE SEXY GUYS!
I'm, too sexy for my shirt,
Too sexy for my pants,
Too sexy for my trailer,
Too sexy for da' daytime: Night is what I'm looking for….
Yah', we're night owls,
Hanging at the clubs and bars,
When we go by, the girl's hearts fly,
THE CROWD THEN BECOMES OURS!
I'm, too sexy for the sidewalk,
Too sexy for the horses,
Too sexy for da' law…
WE'RE TOO SEXY!
*end*
MikChee: Well, THAT WAS WONDERFUL! A little modified, but… *sweat drop*
Kenshin: I must say, that seemed a little UN like me…
MikChee: We know, Kenshin. NOW IT'S YAHIKO WITH "NOT AFRAID"!!!
Yahiko: Well, here goes SOMETHING…
MikChee: CORNY!!! SO CORNY AND BAD AND… *sweat drop* Mrow, Mrow, purrrrrrrr… Mew… (wow, like whole new songs)
Yahiko: I'm…
Not afraid
Of what will come!
Because….
I'M STRONG! I'M FAST!
I know what to do…
And it's DO IT! That's that!
I…
Can take it
To the next
Level.
I know what to do…
AND IT'S DO IT! REAL FAST!
I remember what to do
I know it cause of you,
POSE IT DODGE IT RUN IT
TRY IT
DO IT!!!!
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, ok. That's it. Shouldn't it be "I remember?"
MikChee: Whatever. That was good! Sounds like what would be at the beginning of Pokemon, though… (my gosh, the Backstreet Boys and Brittany Spears are better!) Now, everybody, it's Kaoru with "No n-o-n sense!" *sigh*
Kaoru: I'm waiting for you at the front door.
It's now twenty minutes past two.
I've been waiting since you left,
That's long gone now.
You left at eight thirty,
And I was fine with that.
But, now you've gone a little too far…
When you arrive at the door
I ask what you did
You reply 'Just some friendly gambling…'
I'M NOT TAKING NO N-O-N SENSE!
I lock you in the closet: It has happened before.
You plead to be let free
But I refuse once more.
You cry "I won't do it again"
But…
I'M NOT TAKING NO N-O-N SENSE!
You should have thought of that before…
MikChee: THAT WAS AWESOME! *cough*NOT*cough* *sweat drops* *smiles REALLY wide* Um, now it's Kenshin with "One…" *mumbling* A bit modified once again, Cause Monkey won't get off her *BBBBBBEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP!* and look up the *insert horrible curse words here* song!!! (trying to keep the rating, here)
Kenshin: One, it's like a dream come true
Two, just want to be with you
Three, isn't it plain to see?
You're the only one for me and
Four, repeat steps one-three
Five, just glad to be alive
Six, and when it all runs out,
*holds Kaoru's chin lightly* I always like to start right back at one!
Kaoru: OH, KENSHIN! I love you!
MikChee: Aw…so sweet. (WOW!!! TOO MODIFIED FOR LEGAL WORDS!!!) *eyes Monkey who's holding the contract, getting ready to RIP SHRED TEAR BURN BURN MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!* Now, It's Megumi with "Doctor, doctor"…
Megumi: Doctor, doctor!
I need you now
Time to fix my troubles,
Do it quickly now!
Doctor, Doctor!
Just look at this,
Aren't I a Mess?
MikChee: Oooo Kkkkk… *mumbling* boy, Megumi really sucks, huh folks?!?… Now, It's A DUO! Kaoru and Sano sing "Tough Guy/ Tough Gal"
Sano: Look out,
Tough guy cumin' through….
Kaoru: Well you're wrong,
That's if you're meaning you!
Sano: I'm a
TOUGH GUY! Move outta' my way!
Kaoru: No way will I
Do what you say!
I'm a
TOUGH GAL!
Watch it….
MOVE!
Sano: TOUGH GUY!
Kaoru: GAL! Sano: GUY
Kaoru: GAL
Sano: Guy, Guy, Guy, Guy, Guy!
Kaoru: Gal.
Both: Tough GUY/GAL!
MikChee: WOW! That was wonderful! You put a lot of heart in that, you two! (what the… *TV explodes*) Now, it be Kenshin with *smiles wide* "Misty Past, Foggy Future." *sweat drop* Mrow… *kitty ears*
Kenshin: Long ago,
I searched for the thrill
Of the kill
But now I see
That it just breaks my will!
My sword had no yield;
No mercy did I have
A thousand men could fall,
Know one would have to ask!
I walked through the mists of my past
To see dimly
The things I messed up.
And when the mist cleared
By the light of my life
The path was cleared
And easy at that.
But
Now I see,
That clouds are coming in.
I'll have to go through,
Will they leave
A mist
In the end?
MikChee: *crying* That was so *sniff, sniff* WONDERFUL! (I BETTER get paid for that tear shed) (Wow, that sucks arss!) Now it's Kaoru with "Fight Like a Woman!" *sniff, sniff*
Kaoru: Come on!
Step up,
Can't you hear me?
Stop fixn' your hair
I can't punch you
Way over there!
Come here and..
FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN!
I'm not talkin' pulln' hair
Biting,
Scratching,
Screamin',
NO!
I mean…
Kickin'
Punchin'
Sword fightn' too!
Not GIRLY stuff!
Get over here and
FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN!
Stop being prissy
With make-up and such
And being so
Sensitive to the touch
No high-heeled shoes
No nice berets
No mini-skirts
Or tender kiss…..
FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN!
MikChee: AWESOME! *sweat drops* Heh heh. *smiles wide* *KITTY EARS!!!!* Meow, meow!…. Um, Now it's Yahiko and Sano with "Bad".
Both: Bad to the bone…..
B-b-b-b- BAD!
BAD to the BONE!
B-b-BAD!
Get out of our way-
BAD TO THE BONE!
B-b-b-b-BAD!
BAD TO
THE BOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!
MikChee: AWESOME once more, yet modified… eh heh heh… SOOOOO modified… now it's Sano with "Dragon Fist".
Sano: Watch out,
Dragons comin' trough,
I'll name them,
Dragon one and dragon two!
And they're hungry
For some scrambled brains……
I've got
DRAGON FISTS!
Breakn' Bones
IS WHAT THEY MISS! You better run
Dragon one and dragon two,
All they want
Is a BIG CHUNK OF YOU!
Watch out
DRAGON FISTS COMIN' TROUGH!
I'll name them-
DRAGON ONE AND DRAGON TWO….
DRAGON FISTS!
MikChee: Cool. (I'm not even going to TRY any more) *sigh* Now, it's Megumi with "Gonna' Getcha'"
Megumi: I'm gonna' Getcha'
It's a matter of time
I'm gonna' Getcha'
Don't cha worry 'bout that!
I'm gonna Getcha'
By the time you say 'go'
You better know…
I'm gonna' Getcha',
I'll Getcha good…
Oh,
I'm gonna' Getcha',
Don't cha worry 'bout that,
You'll never know
What time
You'll be mine…
I'm gonna' Getcha',
I'll Getcha good.
MikChee: Once again, very modified but dot dot dot. OK! IT'S ALL OF THEM SINGING "We get along just fine…"
ALL: We just wanted to say
And tell you today
We get along just
FINE…
Yahiko: Except for when OLD UGLY HERE
Bashes me in the head…
Kaoru: Well, YOU'RE NO
PRINCE CHARMING YOURSELF,
BRAT!
Kenshin: Come on, now
Stop aguing
Kaoru and Yahiko: NO!
Sano: Shut up now
Or face my fists…
Kenshin: Can't we all just
Get along?
All: WE GET ALONG JUST
FINE!
We help each other.
& Never argue
Or yell at each other,
We never call names
Or critisze
Yahiko: Old ugly over here is lying….
Kaoru: YAHIKO!
Megumi: Hey raccoon girl
Stop yelling
Sano: Yah, you guys I've got a head ache.
Kaoru and Yahiko: NO!
Kenshin: Stop
ARGUING!
Yahiko: Grrrr….
All: WE GET ALONG JUST
FINE!
We're always in line!
We never
Push or
Shuve or
Be mean
WE GET ALONG JUST FINE!
Kaoru: Yah, right.
MikChee: That was really, really cool. (flips off Monkey behind back) Now it's Yahiko with "Humpty Dump." *devil horns and kitty claws and lizard tail!!!*
Yahiko: Humpty dump
Hum-hum, dee dump dee dumpty
Humpdy dump
Hum-hum tee dump tee dumpty
JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
TO FETCH A PAIL OF
WATER
JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS CROWN AND-
HU!
Ain't that funky now?
Humpty dump
Hum-hum dee dump dee dump dee
Humpty dump
Hum-hum dee dump dee dump dee-
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB ITS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW
AND EVERY WERE THAT MARY WENT THE LAMB WAS
WAS SURE TO-
HU!
Ain't that funky now?
Humpty dump
Hum-hum dee dump dee dump dee
Humpty dump
Hum-hum dee dump dee dump dee
DUMP!
*sweat drop*
MikChee: *anime fall* (points index finger in the air from under camera screen.) Good. You know, you make dem little kids things BAD! Yeh!
Monkey: ^_____^ BLING, BLING BABY! BLING, BLING!
Now, it's Kenshin with "I just want you to know who I am".
Kenshin: I know that you
Really
Love me
But I don't think that you
Understand
When every things made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am.
AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME!
CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'LL
UNDERSTAND!
WHEN EVERYTHING'S MADE
TO BE BROKEN
I JUST want you
To know
Who I am.
MikChee: Wonderful, very fitting. GAHHHHHHHH! THE MODIFICATION IS HORRIBLE! $%&@$%@*!#$^!!! *kitty face* Meow. Meow! Purer. Purr. Eh heh heh. *sweat drop* Oy! Can't you imagine Kenshin singing in that voice?!?
Monkey: Just wanted to say this… DROOL! WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND LIKING TALL, KIND REDHEADS *thinks about Kurama at beach* EPEE! MUNKI FUN FUN GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MikChee: Heh heh. Now it's Megumi with "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"
Megumi: R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me!
I don't care what you want,
I just want some R-E-S-P-E-C-T !
Monkey can't stand typing this song anymore so she's going to go on to another that doesn't repete itself over and over so much!
MikChee: Good. VERY good. SOOOOO GOOD! Good-BYE MEGUMI! Now it's the last song "We are family!"
All: WE
Are
FAMILY!
Together we stand
Side by side!
WE
ARE
FAMILY!
Forever united
By love's sweet tie!
Oh yah!
We are family…
*Everyone still singing…*
MikChee: Aw! So sweet! So modified! So Corny. SOOOO MUUUCCCHHHH MOONNEEEYYYY!!! TTTHHHAAANNNKKK YYOOOUUU MMMOONNKKEEYY!!! That's a wonderful song, but, time to go!
*LOOK FOR EPISODE TWO!!!*
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Makes you really happy, doesn't it? Does it make you want to kill someone?! Are you barfing with excitement!? Are you drinking cough syrup in large amounts?! Saying WAGAWAGAWAGA I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF FOR JOY!!! Go on, enjoy this horribly corny, yet wonderfully amusing work of ART. Most of the lyrics are horribly butchered beyond hope, yet ,if you want, you can get the shokey burn burn heart starting jumper cables and TRY… but it's HOPELESS, I TELL YOU! THEY CAN'T COME BACK! BILLY, DROP THE GUN! SHOOTING US WON'T HELP!!! THEIR GONE, BILLY! *BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM* MY DEAR GOD, LASSIE! SAVE USE! MY SPLEEN!!!!! *SQUIRT, PAIN, GUSH* BILLY! THEIR GONE! THEY CAN'T COME BACK! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (^___^) Botox the Frog, © Ruekia & Monkey Inc. Email @ Verbyou@yahoo.com for permission. Held 2001- 2009. Renewable. Well, if you want me to continue with good works, I suggest that you give me 2 reviews within the week. It's not that hard, believe me.
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Me: Why, hello there, cast! Tonight, the folks goin' at it will be:
1. Kenshin, singing "Just want you to know who I am" "Too Sexy" (also sang with Yahiko and Sano) "1, it's like a dream come true" "Misty past, clouded future"…
2. Sano, singing "Tough Guy" (second version sang with Kaoru) "Dragon Fist" "Bad" (also sang with Yahiko)…
3. Yahiko, singing "Humpty Dump" "Too Sexy" "Bad" "Not afraid"…
4. Kauro, singing "Tough Gal" (first version sang with Sano)"Come and fight like a girl!" "No n-o-n sense"…
5. Megumi, singing "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" "Gonna' Get cha'" "Doctor, doctor"…
6. ALL, singing "We are family" "We get along just fine…"…
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Hello folks, I'm your annocer tonight, MikChee! (She be's havn' long blue hair and a pink belly shirt that be sayn' 'I love my butt' and tight black pantsies!!!) We will start with a wonderful trio… GIVE IT UP TO THE GUYS! (Um, I'll have to admit, Monkey's not so good with lyrics, she did get pretty close, *cough*NOT!!!*cough!* but, it's still fun…)
*Guys walk in, wearing leather outfits (whatever suits ^__^), standing in a line, Sano, being tallest, stands in the middle. *
Guys:
Ok, you gals, now listen good: WE'RE THE SEXIEST GUYS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD! When we walk by, the gals start to cry… BUT WE CAN'T HELP THAT WE'RE SEXY GUYS!
I'm, too sexy for my shirt,
Too sexy for my pants,
Too sexy for my trailer,
Too sexy for da' daytime: Night is what I'm looking for….
Yah', we're night owls,
Hanging at the clubs and bars,
When we go by, the girl's hearts fly,
THE CROWD THEN BECOMES OURS!
I'm, too sexy for the sidewalk,
Too sexy for the horses,
Too sexy for da' law…
WE'RE TOO SEXY!
*end*
MikChee: Well, THAT WAS WONDERFUL! A little modified, but… *sweat drop*
Kenshin: I must say, that seemed a little UN like me…
MikChee: We know, Kenshin. NOW IT'S YAHIKO WITH "NOT AFRAID"!!!
Yahiko: Well, here goes SOMETHING…
MikChee: CORNY!!! SO CORNY AND BAD AND… *sweat drop* Mrow, Mrow, purrrrrrrr… Mew… (wow, like whole new songs)
Yahiko: I'm…
Not afraid
Of what will come!
Because….
I'M STRONG! I'M FAST!
I know what to do…
And it's DO IT! That's that!
I…
Can take it
To the next
Level.
I know what to do…
AND IT'S DO IT! REAL FAST!
I remember what to do
I know it cause of you,
POSE IT DODGE IT RUN IT
TRY IT
DO IT!!!!
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, ok. That's it. Shouldn't it be "I remember?"
MikChee: Whatever. That was good! Sounds like what would be at the beginning of Pokemon, though… (my gosh, the Backstreet Boys and Brittany Spears are better!) Now, everybody, it's Kaoru with "No n-o-n sense!" *sigh*
Kaoru: I'm waiting for you at the front door.
It's now twenty minutes past two.
I've been waiting since you left,
That's long gone now.
You left at eight thirty,
And I was fine with that.
But, now you've gone a little too far…
When you arrive at the door
I ask what you did
You reply 'Just some friendly gambling…'
I'M NOT TAKING NO N-O-N SENSE!
I lock you in the closet: It has happened before.
You plead to be let free
But I refuse once more.
You cry "I won't do it again"
But…
I'M NOT TAKING NO N-O-N SENSE!
You should have thought of that before…
MikChee: THAT WAS AWESOME! *cough*NOT*cough* *sweat drops* *smiles REALLY wide* Um, now it's Kenshin with "One…" *mumbling* A bit modified once again, Cause Monkey won't get off her *BBBBBBEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP!* and look up the *insert horrible curse words here* song!!! (trying to keep the rating, here)
Kenshin: One, it's like a dream come true
Two, just want to be with you
Three, isn't it plain to see?
You're the only one for me and
Four, repeat steps one-three
Five, just glad to be alive
Six, and when it all runs out,
*holds Kaoru's chin lightly* I always like to start right back at one!
Kaoru: OH, KENSHIN! I love you!
MikChee: Aw…so sweet. (WOW!!! TOO MODIFIED FOR LEGAL WORDS!!!) *eyes Monkey who's holding the contract, getting ready to RIP SHRED TEAR BURN BURN MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!* Now, It's Megumi with "Doctor, doctor"…
Megumi: Doctor, doctor!
I need you now
Time to fix my troubles,
Do it quickly now!
Doctor, Doctor!
Just look at this,
Aren't I a Mess?
MikChee: Oooo Kkkkk… *mumbling* boy, Megumi really sucks, huh folks?!?… Now, It's A DUO! Kaoru and Sano sing "Tough Guy/ Tough Gal"
Sano: Look out,
Tough guy cumin' through….
Kaoru: Well you're wrong,
That's if you're meaning you!
Sano: I'm a
TOUGH GUY! Move outta' my way!
Kaoru: No way will I
Do what you say!
I'm a
TOUGH GAL!
Watch it….
MOVE!
Sano: TOUGH GUY!
Kaoru: GAL! Sano: GUY
Kaoru: GAL
Sano: Guy, Guy, Guy, Guy, Guy!
Kaoru: Gal.
Both: Tough GUY/GAL!
MikChee: WOW! That was wonderful! You put a lot of heart in that, you two! (what the… *TV explodes*) Now, it be Kenshin with *smiles wide* "Misty Past, Foggy Future." *sweat drop* Mrow… *kitty ears*
Kenshin: Long ago,
I searched for the thrill
Of the kill
But now I see
That it just breaks my will!
My sword had no yield;
No mercy did I have
A thousand men could fall,
Know one would have to ask!
I walked through the mists of my past
To see dimly
The things I messed up.
And when the mist cleared
By the light of my life
The path was cleared
And easy at that.
But
Now I see,
That clouds are coming in.
I'll have to go through,
Will they leave
A mist
In the end?
MikChee: *crying* That was so *sniff, sniff* WONDERFUL! (I BETTER get paid for that tear shed) (Wow, that sucks arss!) Now it's Kaoru with "Fight Like a Woman!" *sniff, sniff*
Kaoru: Come on!
Step up,
Can't you hear me?
Stop fixn' your hair
I can't punch you
Way over there!
Come here and..
FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN!
I'm not talkin' pulln' hair
Biting,
Scratching,
Screamin',
NO!
I mean…
Kickin'
Punchin'
Sword fightn' too!
Not GIRLY stuff!
Get over here and
FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN!
Stop being prissy
With make-up and such
And being so
Sensitive to the touch
No high-heeled shoes
No nice berets
No mini-skirts
Or tender kiss…..
FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN!
MikChee: AWESOME! *sweat drops* Heh heh. *smiles wide* *KITTY EARS!!!!* Meow, meow!…. Um, Now it's Yahiko and Sano with "Bad".
Both: Bad to the bone…..
B-b-b-b- BAD!
BAD to the BONE!
B-b-BAD!
Get out of our way-
BAD TO THE BONE!
B-b-b-b-BAD!
BAD TO
THE BOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!
MikChee: AWESOME once more, yet modified… eh heh heh… SOOOOO modified… now it's Sano with "Dragon Fist".
Sano: Watch out,
Dragons comin' trough,
I'll name them,
Dragon one and dragon two!
And they're hungry
For some scrambled brains……
I've got
DRAGON FISTS!
Breakn' Bones
IS WHAT THEY MISS! You better run
Dragon one and dragon two,
All they want
Is a BIG CHUNK OF YOU!
Watch out
DRAGON FISTS COMIN' TROUGH!
I'll name them-
DRAGON ONE AND DRAGON TWO….
DRAGON FISTS!
MikChee: Cool. (I'm not even going to TRY any more) *sigh* Now, it's Megumi with "Gonna' Getcha'"
Megumi: I'm gonna' Getcha'
It's a matter of time
I'm gonna' Getcha'
Don't cha worry 'bout that!
I'm gonna Getcha'
By the time you say 'go'
You better know…
I'm gonna' Getcha',
I'll Getcha good…
Oh,
I'm gonna' Getcha',
Don't cha worry 'bout that,
You'll never know
What time
You'll be mine…
I'm gonna' Getcha',
I'll Getcha good.
MikChee: Once again, very modified but dot dot dot. OK! IT'S ALL OF THEM SINGING "We get along just fine…"
ALL: We just wanted to say
And tell you today
We get along just
FINE…
Yahiko: Except for when OLD UGLY HERE
Bashes me in the head…
Kaoru: Well, YOU'RE NO
PRINCE CHARMING YOURSELF,
BRAT!
Kenshin: Come on, now
Stop aguing
Kaoru and Yahiko: NO!
Sano: Shut up now
Or face my fists…
Kenshin: Can't we all just
Get along?
All: WE GET ALONG JUST
FINE!
We help each other.
& Never argue
Or yell at each other,
We never call names
Or critisze
Yahiko: Old ugly over here is lying….
Kaoru: YAHIKO!
Megumi: Hey raccoon girl
Stop yelling
Sano: Yah, you guys I've got a head ache.
Kaoru and Yahiko: NO!
Kenshin: Stop
ARGUING!
Yahiko: Grrrr….
All: WE GET ALONG JUST
FINE!
We're always in line!
We never
Push or
Shuve or
Be mean
WE GET ALONG JUST FINE!
Kaoru: Yah, right.
MikChee: That was really, really cool. (flips off Monkey behind back) Now it's Yahiko with "Humpty Dump." *devil horns and kitty claws and lizard tail!!!*
Yahiko: Humpty dump
Hum-hum, dee dump dee dumpty
Humpdy dump
Hum-hum tee dump tee dumpty
JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
TO FETCH A PAIL OF
WATER
JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS CROWN AND-
HU!
Ain't that funky now?
Humpty dump
Hum-hum dee dump dee dump dee
Humpty dump
Hum-hum dee dump dee dump dee-
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB ITS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW
AND EVERY WERE THAT MARY WENT THE LAMB WAS
WAS SURE TO-
HU!
Ain't that funky now?
Humpty dump
Hum-hum dee dump dee dump dee
Humpty dump
Hum-hum dee dump dee dump dee
DUMP!
*sweat drop*
MikChee: *anime fall* (points index finger in the air from under camera screen.) Good. You know, you make dem little kids things BAD! Yeh!
Monkey: ^_____^ BLING, BLING BABY! BLING, BLING!
Now, it's Kenshin with "I just want you to know who I am".
Kenshin: I know that you
Really
Love me
But I don't think that you
Understand
When every things made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am.
AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME!
CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'LL
UNDERSTAND!
WHEN EVERYTHING'S MADE
TO BE BROKEN
I JUST want you
To know
Who I am.
MikChee: Wonderful, very fitting. GAHHHHHHHH! THE MODIFICATION IS HORRIBLE! $%&@$%@*!#$^!!! *kitty face* Meow. Meow! Purer. Purr. Eh heh heh. *sweat drop* Oy! Can't you imagine Kenshin singing in that voice?!?
Monkey: Just wanted to say this… DROOL! WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND LIKING TALL, KIND REDHEADS *thinks about Kurama at beach* EPEE! MUNKI FUN FUN GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MikChee: Heh heh. Now it's Megumi with "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"
Megumi: R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Sock it to me!
I don't care what you want,
I just want some R-E-S-P-E-C-T !
Monkey can't stand typing this song anymore so she's going to go on to another that doesn't repete itself over and over so much!
MikChee: Good. VERY good. SOOOOO GOOD! Good-BYE MEGUMI! Now it's the last song "We are family!"
All: WE
Are
FAMILY!
Together we stand
Side by side!
WE
ARE
FAMILY!
Forever united
By love's sweet tie!
Oh yah!
We are family…
*Everyone still singing…*
MikChee: Aw! So sweet! So modified! So Corny. SOOOO MUUUCCCHHHH MOONNEEEYYYY!!! TTTHHHAAANNNKKK YYOOOUUU MMMOONNKKEEYY!!! That's a wonderful song, but, time to go!
*LOOK FOR EPISODE TWO!!!*
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