Final Fantasy 8: My Way Disclaimer: Square Soft owns this. I do not own this or anything else. I don't even own my own pair of underwear!!! *Cries* All: EWWWW!! O_O'

Note: This has cursing, Yaoi, violence, you name it, just not explicit sex scenes. So this is my attempt at making the game funny. So try not to gag too much.

Chapter one: Stupidity Opening scene:

Rinoa sees a flower pedal hovering and grabs it, instantly she bursts into flame.

Rinoa: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" She runs back and forth flailing her arms around until a freak storm comes and drenches her. Rinoa: "OW!"

Seifer and Squall are fighting. Seifer: Why the hell are we fighting again? Squall: That dude over there paid us to. *Points to President Bush* President Bush: Well I need someone to have a war, so the economy will never recover. MWUHAHAHAHA! * In a flash of light he is gone. * Seifer & Squall: Dude where's our money? Seifer is so mad he walks into a rock, slashing him across the bridge of his nose. Seifer: Shit!! Squall: *Bursts out laughing* Seifer: Oh yeah! * Slashes Squall* Squall: Bitch! They continue to wrestle until they fall off the cliff and are sent to the Infirmary.

In the Infirmary.

Squall: * groans* Dr K: I see your up. How's your head? Squall: What? How the FUCK do you think it feels! Dr K: O_O' . Right hurts like a crack hoe without her supply Squall: ?_?". Dr. K: Never mind. So say your name for me. Squall: It's John, you know my fucking name.! . Dr K: Ok grouchy ass! I'll call your slut of an instructor. Quistis it think her name is. Squall: ... Dr K dials the phone. Dr K: Blah your student, blah cut, blah injured. Blah blah blah. Squall lies back down and looks at the mirror on the wall besides the bed. Squall: Who the hell would but a mirror in the infirmary? Just then a mysterious girl walks in. Mysterious Girl: So we meet again Squall Squall: ???? What? Oh Christ! Don't tell me I actually do have a baby after passing out from that binge drinking?! I am not going onto one of those stupid talk shows! MG: ????????* Walks away* What a retard Squall: Shit! *Thinks about all the scenarios Quistis walks in. Quistis: I see, I thought it was that dipshit Seifer. Squall: No. Quistis: Well, come on class isn't going to wait while you screw around! Squall: BITCH I JUST GOT INJURED AND YOU WANT ME TO SLOWLY DIE FROM YOUR STUPID ASS CLASS!!!!? Quistis: *Runs to her classroom crying* Squall: Smiles and then sees 2 female students.* Hey ladies, wanna see my Gunblade!! FS: *Squeals in delight Garden Faculty: Sir you're late for class, unless you want to show us your Gunblade? Squall: *Shudders, then runs away as fast as he could without setting the Garden on fire

I know this is dare I say Moia Stupida. Reviews welcome. Flamers also welcome I guess.