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You Know Your're A Randomer When...
+ you peep during tests or when it's quiet
+ you make noises in the hall that nobody has heard before (pun
intended)
+ you're a follower of Jhonenism
+ you've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show (heehee..Tim Curry XD)
+ you sing the songs and do the dances from Rocky Horror Picture Show at
school(works best in the hallways)
+ one of your friends is Socky the sock puppet
+ you let Zim's lawn gnomes out to graze (i swear i didn't do this one!!
*guilty look*)
+ you call soda/sodapop/pop "caffeine"
+ you refer to Jhonen Vasquez as "Lord Jhonen" or "God" (bow down to
he!!!)
+ you get mad when someone shakes up a soda (on purpose or not) and you
beat the crap out of them while yelling something like "Don't
disrespect the holy caffeine, you brain-dead wormbaby that's not even
worth the flesh you're printed on! Lord Jhonen will punish you!
SHMOO!"
+ in doubt or trouble you say "Kookookachoo" (ladeeda ^^;;;;;)
+ you play Yu-Gi-Oh (most of us do)
+ you admit that you're crazy
+ given a project on a topic of your choice for a certain country, your
topic awlways deals with weapons or war (heehee scared my world
geography class =^-^=)
+ you and your friend does the following when someone's on the elevator=
you: *lean toward your friend and whisper loudly so the person can
hear*" what'd you do with the body?" your friend: *leans toward you
and whisper loudly too* " i put it in John's car trunk" you: *when you
or the other two start to leave (remember, one of them is your friend
and the other one you don't know)* "good, that'll teach Chris not to
make Bitey the Vampire Doll date Barbie" (or think of something funny
to say)
+ you write one the floors at school. not just anything, but messages
that speak for the floors like "hey! nice thong!" (lol!!!!*guilty
look*)
+ you do the Hamtaro dance in plain view of everyone (works best in
lunch lines)
+ you eat pop rocks, pez, and drink caffeine (very scary result. a must
try =^-^=)
+ you make screetching noises in peoples' ears (heeheeheeheehee)
+ people wonder where you come from because you seem to just pop up out
of nowhere
+ all your cds contain rock, jap. pop, game music, technofied
classicals, anime theme songs (english/japapnese) and Alice in
Wonderland music on it
+ you celebrate UNbirthdays and get drunk off of tea during a mad tea
party
+ all you read are anime and manga comics
+ you hiss at people you don't like (meow if they poke you)
+ people stare at you strangely because you stop in the middle of the
hall to scream Happy Noodle Boy rants
+ people look at you strange no matter what (^^;;;;;;)
+ another one of your friends is a satanic Kacheek (a neopet) named the
Antichrist and you talk to it when the teacher says you can talk
amongst each other(*raises hand* i do!!!)
+ you're an Rp freak. (you role play on the internet, at school on a
piece of paper or outside live, or you play role playing games like
Final Fantasy IX...i do all of these!)
+ you like to draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
+ you read/watch things like Johhny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, Happy
Noodle Boy, Filler Bunny, Invader Zim, Who's Line Is It Anyway, and
anime/manga
+ you like to cosplay (i went to an anime convention once! i was Rath
from Dragon Knights!)
+ your wall is covered in anime/manga posters, drawings, and the such
+ your computer matches your wall will all the anime and manga
+ you buy more anime/manga stuff more than groceries
+ you call people deformed cows when they go
"Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
(they're suppose to say "mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo")
+ your computer desk is your art desk
+ you wear layered clothing (and people think you're an anime character
or that you're cosplaying...or they tink you're weird cuz you dress
like this during summer...i am HEAT-TOLERANT!!)
+ you have a jumbo book bag full of art stuff and anime/manga stuff
while having a little book bag full of school craps( my friend
Ghettoman does that!)
+ your parents accidentally call you an anime character's name (i was
called pikachu! lol...but i'm eevee!!! hahahah!)
+ you KNOW these are good ways to annoy Voldemort from Harry Potter:"
1.) Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar |2.) call him the-
man-who-let-the-boy-live |3.) Wake him up by singing Aretha Franklin,
'i will survive...' |4.) Greet him in the morning with a sarcastic
'my sir, you look particularly menacing today |5.) Get a pair of
finger puppets closly resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact
all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be
sure to give them both squeaky voices |6.) smile during death-eater
meetings and say you taught him evrey thing he knows |7.) chew
bubblegum all the time. shouldd he address you, your only response
will be a huge series of bubbles in quick succession, the last of
which will burst evrey where and make a huge mess |8.) dance the
funky chicken |9.) ask him when was the last time he took a bath
|10.) if you ever need to say 'like taking candy from a baby' be sure
to add 'of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others'
stare pointedly at him |11.) pat him on the head and give him flowers
when his plans are foiled yet again | "
+ you make funny noises when you jump(like what Sora does from
.hack//SIGN ex.: "SHUU~PA!", "BING", "TADA!", "BOOP!")
+ you pretend to PK(player kill) people in the halls (like how Sora
does, from .hack//SIGN)
+ you love dounuts(like Vash the Stampede from Trigun)
+ doing skits for theatre arts, you do something from like Final Fantasy
IX or from Invader Zim and the such
+ you get your parents hooked on all the anime and stuff that you like
("mom! dad! there's another anime convention coming up!" mom:"I'm on
it, honey!" dad:"gotcha!" *the supermom and superdad instincts kick in
once again*)
+ you sing songs from South Park Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
+ you read this....and you do/did some of the things listed (i do
believe i did most of them)
You Know Your're A Randomer When...
+ you peep during tests or when it's quiet
+ you make noises in the hall that nobody has heard before (pun
intended)
+ you're a follower of Jhonenism
+ you've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show (heehee..Tim Curry XD)
+ you sing the songs and do the dances from Rocky Horror Picture Show at
school(works best in the hallways)
+ one of your friends is Socky the sock puppet
+ you let Zim's lawn gnomes out to graze (i swear i didn't do this one!!
*guilty look*)
+ you call soda/sodapop/pop "caffeine"
+ you refer to Jhonen Vasquez as "Lord Jhonen" or "God" (bow down to
he!!!)
+ you get mad when someone shakes up a soda (on purpose or not) and you
beat the crap out of them while yelling something like "Don't
disrespect the holy caffeine, you brain-dead wormbaby that's not even
worth the flesh you're printed on! Lord Jhonen will punish you!
SHMOO!"
+ in doubt or trouble you say "Kookookachoo" (ladeeda ^^;;;;;)
+ you play Yu-Gi-Oh (most of us do)
+ you admit that you're crazy
+ given a project on a topic of your choice for a certain country, your
topic awlways deals with weapons or war (heehee scared my world
geography class =^-^=)
+ you and your friend does the following when someone's on the elevator=
you: *lean toward your friend and whisper loudly so the person can
hear*" what'd you do with the body?" your friend: *leans toward you
and whisper loudly too* " i put it in John's car trunk" you: *when you
or the other two start to leave (remember, one of them is your friend
and the other one you don't know)* "good, that'll teach Chris not to
make Bitey the Vampire Doll date Barbie" (or think of something funny
to say)
+ you write one the floors at school. not just anything, but messages
that speak for the floors like "hey! nice thong!" (lol!!!!*guilty
look*)
+ you do the Hamtaro dance in plain view of everyone (works best in
lunch lines)
+ you eat pop rocks, pez, and drink caffeine (very scary result. a must
try =^-^=)
+ you make screetching noises in peoples' ears (heeheeheeheehee)
+ people wonder where you come from because you seem to just pop up out
of nowhere
+ all your cds contain rock, jap. pop, game music, technofied
classicals, anime theme songs (english/japapnese) and Alice in
Wonderland music on it
+ you celebrate UNbirthdays and get drunk off of tea during a mad tea
party
+ all you read are anime and manga comics
+ you hiss at people you don't like (meow if they poke you)
+ people stare at you strangely because you stop in the middle of the
hall to scream Happy Noodle Boy rants
+ people look at you strange no matter what (^^;;;;;;)
+ another one of your friends is a satanic Kacheek (a neopet) named the
Antichrist and you talk to it when the teacher says you can talk
amongst each other(*raises hand* i do!!!)
+ you're an Rp freak. (you role play on the internet, at school on a
piece of paper or outside live, or you play role playing games like
Final Fantasy IX...i do all of these!)
+ you like to draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
+ you read/watch things like Johhny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, Happy
Noodle Boy, Filler Bunny, Invader Zim, Who's Line Is It Anyway, and
anime/manga
+ you like to cosplay (i went to an anime convention once! i was Rath
from Dragon Knights!)
+ your wall is covered in anime/manga posters, drawings, and the such
+ your computer matches your wall will all the anime and manga
+ you buy more anime/manga stuff more than groceries
+ you call people deformed cows when they go
"Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
(they're suppose to say "mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo")
+ your computer desk is your art desk
+ you wear layered clothing (and people think you're an anime character
or that you're cosplaying...or they tink you're weird cuz you dress
like this during summer...i am HEAT-TOLERANT!!)
+ you have a jumbo book bag full of art stuff and anime/manga stuff
while having a little book bag full of school craps( my friend
Ghettoman does that!)
+ your parents accidentally call you an anime character's name (i was
called pikachu! lol...but i'm eevee!!! hahahah!)
+ you KNOW these are good ways to annoy Voldemort from Harry Potter:"
1.) Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar |2.) call him the-
man-who-let-the-boy-live |3.) Wake him up by singing Aretha Franklin,
'i will survive...' |4.) Greet him in the morning with a sarcastic
'my sir, you look particularly menacing today |5.) Get a pair of
finger puppets closly resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact
all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be
sure to give them both squeaky voices |6.) smile during death-eater
meetings and say you taught him evrey thing he knows |7.) chew
bubblegum all the time. shouldd he address you, your only response
will be a huge series of bubbles in quick succession, the last of
which will burst evrey where and make a huge mess |8.) dance the
funky chicken |9.) ask him when was the last time he took a bath
|10.) if you ever need to say 'like taking candy from a baby' be sure
to add 'of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others'
stare pointedly at him |11.) pat him on the head and give him flowers
when his plans are foiled yet again | "
+ you make funny noises when you jump(like what Sora does from
.hack//SIGN ex.: "SHUU~PA!", "BING", "TADA!", "BOOP!")
+ you pretend to PK(player kill) people in the halls (like how Sora
does, from .hack//SIGN)
+ you love dounuts(like Vash the Stampede from Trigun)
+ doing skits for theatre arts, you do something from like Final Fantasy
IX or from Invader Zim and the such
+ you get your parents hooked on all the anime and stuff that you like
("mom! dad! there's another anime convention coming up!" mom:"I'm on
it, honey!" dad:"gotcha!" *the supermom and superdad instincts kick in
once again*)
+ you sing songs from South Park Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
+ you read this....and you do/did some of the things listed (i do
believe i did most of them)
