Author's Note: I had gotten so much nice feedback on my last CartmanKyle I decided to write another. I think they are my favorite pairing. I thought this would be a cute little idea, and despite it being very innocent and cute, it's sad, because that is the only Kyle Cartman can actually have. Aww.Well, please review this little ficlet.
tea parties are for men
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Cartman is a manly sort of man. One who likes tea parties with his bestest friends. Artemus Cylde Frog and Kyle Broflowski.
"More tea Clyde Frog?" Cartman asked his stuffed frog, who sat limply against the little, red, plastic chair, right next to the little, red, plastic, table. The little frog didn't say anything of course, but Cartman proceeded to pour some imaginary tea into the little cup. "Oh, thank you Cylde Frog, I know my tea is delicious."
Artemus Clyde Frog sat there.
"How about you Kyle?" The husky 8 year old turned towards Kyle Broflowski, a little doll with long hair and pink lips, wearing a dress. Cartman would've picked something else to be Kyle, but all he had left was a little doll, courtesy of his mom. "Here you go Kahl." He said, voice lowering in an affectionate way as 'Kyle'
drank up and proceeded to compliment him. "Yes Kyle, I am losing weight, thank you for noticing."
He poured himself some imaginary tea, and lifted his little plastic cup. "Oh you're right Kyle." He said before letting his pinky pop out. Manners were very important at tea parties.
"How is school Kyle?" He asked, grinning widely as he sipped some 'tea'.
Kyle sat there.
"I know Stan is a gay hippie. Oh Kyle, you are too funny, Kenny IS a poor loser." He laughed mirthfully and took another sip.
"Yes Clyde Frog, I hear you." Cartman sighed in annoyance, how dare he interupt his talk with Kyle. He leaned over and poured Cylde Frog some more tea.
"Yes Kyle?" He looked over at Kyle, anxiously awaiting what he had to say. "Oh Kyle! You're my bestest friend too! What was that Kahl?" His voice lowered again, grin sneaking its way over his chubby face. "You'd like a kiss? Well ... if that's what you want." He turned towards his stuffed frog. "May we be alone Cyde Frog?"
It sat there.
"No! You can't watch!" He yelled as he picked up the stuffed frog and threw it across his room. He then turned to Kyle. "So, where were we?"
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Author's Note: lol xD. review?
