You know 'em, you love 'em, you gasp when they survive! Now, see an average day in the life of those crazy Redshirts!
8:00 AM:: Wake up. Take shower. Promptly get burned to death by an acidic supervirus in the water system.
8:30 AM:: Dress. Get phasered by Klingons beaming in as part of a surprise attack.
9:15 AM:: Breakfast. Sit near a power conduit as it explodes; get incinerated.
10:00 AM:: Report to armory for away misson. Get crushed in bloody turbolift accident.
10:45 AM:: Die in transporter mishap while beaming down to unknown planet.
11:05 AM:: Encouter an unkown species and promptly have heart ripped out.
11:50 AM:: Die in avalanche.
12:25 PM:: Be buried in rockslide while aiding some miners.
12:42 PM:: Impaled on wreckage from shuttle crash
1:30 PM:: Lunch. As Romulans attack, get head blown off with a coolant explosion.
2:00 PM:: Freeze to death on dead planet during archealogical survey.
2:45 PM:: Die after unfortunate head amputation.
3:16 PM:: Stunned by a drunken shipmate, left to die in locker room.
4:00 PM:: Have head beat in by savage.
4:52 PM:: Infected by virus that induces insanity. Step into a scattering field and have atoms spread throughout ship.
5:35 PM:: Fall from cliff in battle with hostile alien.
6:19 PM:: Die after repeated kicks to head.
7:00 PM:: Have brain melted inside head by psychic entity.
7:40 PM:: Killed in power surge from a wormhole.
8:20 PM:: Stangulation by Spock during Pon Farr.
9:10 PM:: Broken back.
10:00 PM:: Snapped neck.
10:31 PM:: Head to bed as bridge crew beams off ship before it explodes.
