Ok this is part two of the story "Lois in the Hospital". You should probably read that story before reading this one. Just a reminder, and enjoy the story.
Brian: God, what've we done.
R. Kelly: You put me in this closet.
Stewie: God I hate his rhymes.
R. Kelly: But you will leave me here no more.
(R. Kelly jumps out of the closet)
R. Kelly: I'm wearing a fucking vest you morons…and you tried to kill me…you sick bastards.
(R. Kelly starts shooting two guns simultaneously)
Lois: Everyone run.
Peter: To the petercopter.
(Everyone leaves, but they forget Meg)
R. Kelly: Alright bitch where'd they go.
Meg in a scared voice: What are you going to do to me…
Meg in a more amusing voice: What are you going to do to me?
R. Kelly: I'm going to kill you if you don't tell me where they went.
Meg: Ok…um…they probably went to…our neighbor's house.
R. Kelly: Ok…let's go find them.
(They walk over to Herbert's house)
R. Kelly: Have you seen…
Herbert: I'm gonna give it to you good young man…
R. Kelly: Oh God…get me out of here.
(They walk to Cleveland's house)
Cleveland: That was fun…do you want to play again.
R. Kelly: No…I have had enough of your black history trivia games.
(Walk to Quagmire's house)
(Open door to find Quagmire naked)
(At Joe's house)
Stewie: It was so small
Lois: Honey…we have to be quiet…R. Kelly will be here any minu…
(Doorbell Rings)
R. Kelly: I bust up in the house…go up the stairs…pull back the shower door…and a fat pregnant lady screams what was all that for.
Bonnie: I didn't say that…get out of my house…uses mace on him.
Joe: I'll right I'm taking you out.
(Shoots him five times in the head)
Joe: OH GOD…he's dead…that shouldn't have killed him…should it have.
(Everyone looks at Joe in silence)
Joe with "Trapped in the Closet" tune: Let's put him in the closet.
Peter: Or throw him out the door.
Lois: Are you crazy…people would see him there…let's take him to the garbage dump.
Peter: Oh…I've got a better idea…let's take him to the garbage dump.
Lois: Peter, I just said that.
Peter: Trying to steal my idea's Lois…how childish.
(Stewie runs into the room with a knife, goes into R. Kelly's pants, and comes out with something in his hand)
Stewie: This shall complete my experiment.
(Stewie runs out of the room)
Meg: Did he take his…
Lois: I think so
Chris: Cool
(Chris runs out of the room)
Chris Yelling: Let me see…
Bonnie: How disturbing…
Joe: Look...me and Peter will take care of him…you girls…(looks at Meg)…and wanna be girls can stay here and chat.
(Peter and Joe wrap the body in a blanket, and throw it in the trunk of Peter's car)
Peter: So where are we taking him.
Joe: You know that old pond we used to fish in.
Peter: You wanna take him there.
Joe: No, I was just thinking about the good times.
Brian: I'd better come with you guys.
(Ashton Kutcher comes up and kicks Peter in the nuts)
Peter: Aw…what the hell man…what the hell…aw…
Joe: What's your problem…
Peter: Aw god…Aw
Ashton: My friend
Peter: What…god
Ashton: My friend you've just been kicked in the nuts.
Peter: (Starts laughing) Oh…are you kidding me…oh my god…no freakin way…
Ashton: Yea…wave to the camera…it's right there.
Brian: Hey Brooke it's me Brian...from the Bachelorette...so you haven't been answering my calls...and I was wondering...
(Interupted by Joe)
Joe: Hey everyone…
Ashton: Tell the camera what happened
Peter: I just got kicked in the nuts.
Cockroach looking creature: Excellent!
