Ok this is part two of the story "Lois in the Hospital". You should probably read that story before reading this one. Just a reminder, and enjoy the story.

Brian: God, what've we done.

R. Kelly: You put me in this closet.

Stewie: God I hate his rhymes.

R. Kelly: But you will leave me here no more.

(R. Kelly jumps out of the closet)

R. Kelly: I'm wearing a fucking vest you morons…and you tried to kill me…you sick bastards.

(R. Kelly starts shooting two guns simultaneously)

Lois: Everyone run.

Peter: To the petercopter.

(Everyone leaves, but they forget Meg)

R. Kelly: Alright bitch where'd they go.

Meg in a scared voice: What are you going to do to me…

Meg in a more amusing voice: What are you going to do to me?

R. Kelly: I'm going to kill you if you don't tell me where they went.

Meg: Ok…um…they probably went to…our neighbor's house.

R. Kelly: Ok…let's go find them.

(They walk over to Herbert's house)

R. Kelly: Have you seen…

Herbert: I'm gonna give it to you good young man…

R. Kelly: Oh God…get me out of here.

(They walk to Cleveland's house)

Cleveland: That was fun…do you want to play again.

R. Kelly: No…I have had enough of your black history trivia games.

(Walk to Quagmire's house)

(Open door to find Quagmire naked)

(At Joe's house)

Stewie: It was so small

Lois: Honey…we have to be quiet…R. Kelly will be here any minu…

(Doorbell Rings)

R. Kelly: I bust up in the house…go up the stairs…pull back the shower door…and a fat pregnant lady screams what was all that for.

Bonnie: I didn't say that…get out of my house…uses mace on him.

Joe: I'll right I'm taking you out.

(Shoots him five times in the head)

Joe: OH GOD…he's dead…that shouldn't have killed him…should it have.

(Everyone looks at Joe in silence)

Joe with "Trapped in the Closet" tune: Let's put him in the closet.

Peter: Or throw him out the door.

Lois: Are you crazy…people would see him there…let's take him to the garbage dump.

Peter: Oh…I've got a better idea…let's take him to the garbage dump.

Lois: Peter, I just said that.

Peter: Trying to steal my idea's Lois…how childish.

(Stewie runs into the room with a knife, goes into R. Kelly's pants, and comes out with something in his hand)

Stewie: This shall complete my experiment.

(Stewie runs out of the room)

Meg: Did he take his…

Lois: I think so

Chris: Cool

(Chris runs out of the room)

Chris Yelling: Let me see…

Bonnie: How disturbing…

Joe: Look...me and Peter will take care of him…you girls…(looks at Meg)…and wanna be girls can stay here and chat.

(Peter and Joe wrap the body in a blanket, and throw it in the trunk of Peter's car)

Peter: So where are we taking him.

Joe: You know that old pond we used to fish in.

Peter: You wanna take him there.

Joe: No, I was just thinking about the good times.

Brian: I'd better come with you guys.

(Ashton Kutcher comes up and kicks Peter in the nuts)

Peter: Aw…what the hell man…what the hell…aw…

Joe: What's your problem…

Peter: Aw god…Aw

Ashton: My friend

Peter: What…god

Ashton: My friend you've just been kicked in the nuts.

Peter: (Starts laughing) Oh…are you kidding me…oh my god…no freakin way…

Ashton: Yea…wave to the camera…it's right there.

Brian: Hey Brooke it's me Brian...from the Bachelorette...so you haven't been answering my calls...and I was wondering...

(Interupted by Joe)

Joe: Hey everyone…

Ashton: Tell the camera what happened

Peter: I just got kicked in the nuts.

Cockroach looking creature: Excellent!