Author's Note: This is a song to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." Duh. And I know I don't have the best voice, but I hope it's not terrible! The sound should automatically start playing on Internet Explorer. If people with Netscape start complaining (and to my singing, maybe you shouldn't), I'll put one up that plays on Netscape. Okay?

Disclaimer: I own nothing. This includes everything. Happy?

The Lion Regenerates Tonight
In the Borg Cube, the mighty Borg Cube, the drones all speak tonight;
In the Borg Cube, the mighty Borg Cube, the drones all speak tonight;
We are the Borg, you must comply, We are the Borg, you must comply;
Resistance is futile;
You--will be assimilated.

In a Borg Cube, that massive Borg Cube, their Queen conducts a fight;
In a Borg Cube, that massive Borg Cube, their Queen conducts a fight;
Your biological, technological distinctiveness will be added to
Our own--unique chemistry;
Prepare to be assimilated.

Unimatrix Zero--destroyed quite fast;
Species 8472--destroyed at last;
Designated names in the--collective;
One hive mind, the Queen's--directive.

Hush, my darling, no tears, my darling, the drones won't come tonight;
Sleep, my darling, on Terra, darling, for now, we are all right;
Be wary of the Borg's intent, and hope Earth is irrelevant;
Know, little girl, it's better to be dead;
Than to be assimilated.

Author's Note: I also did have a part on "Cubes and spheres, tubules, regeneration; Tubules, will adapt, complete perfection . . . But this particular version of the song didn't have that part. So.

What do you think? I'd like to see (hear?) other Trekkie song-thingies if you're willing to make them. . .