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Chapter 1 - Only Because Of A Teacher?
-Midgar High-
Tifa drove herself to Midgar High in her Mercedes Benz. She had easily made plenty of money by herself, as a bartender at every teens' favorite club: Daisies. Almost every teen in high school went there briefly. Some were friends, some were enemies and as much as everyone else hated it, a teacher once had visited. Oh, how everyone hated that teacher. Not only was he a psyhco, but he had been sent to jail twice and also had been sent to the 'nut-house' six times. At the club, he had ordered over a dozen bottles of alcohol. Then, he began going ultra-psychoand had a large fit over bottle caps. Nobody knows why the school hasn't fired him. Probably to scare the crap out of all the students.
Tifa parked in her usual parking space and opened the car door. She got out of the car and began walking towards the building and went inside. The first people she saw were Rude, Reno and Elena. The group were usually together at most times and nobody liked to be seen near or with them. Students thought Rude was scary just by his appearance, but he was actually a much nicer guy than that. Nobody just had the guts to make small-talk with him.
Elena was an okay girl, although she could get a bit annoying around her friends. Every time she walked by a guy, they instantly got scared and ran, thinking that Rude would beat them up. She once had a boyfriend, but when he had seen her two friends, he immediately broke up with her. Rude was rather lucky that she was quite forgiving.
Now, on the other hand of Rude being scary, and Elena just being so, Reno was much of the leader in the group. The only thing that made him stand out and made the group look freakier, was Reno's odd appearance. It's not that he looked bad, but it was just the two scars, and the odd hair. He really got annoyed when people had actually tried starting off conversations with him by asking him where he purchased his 'hair-dye'. Hey, just because his hair was unbelievingly red, doesn't mean he dyed it or something.
Tifa didn't really mind the group. They were pretty okay, evil in their own ways, good in their own ways. Since Elena was her lab partner, she became friends with Rude and Elena, but for some reason, she never got along with Reno quite as well.
Tifa gave a wave and walked up to her locker which Reno was leaning on.
"Eh, could you move? You're in the way of my locker." she told him annoyingly while attempting to push him. He gave no reply and gave her a cheesy grin.
"Unh, you're so heavy! Could you do me a favor and lose some weight?" she asked him while finally shoving him off.
"Speak for yourself," he said with a smirk.
She paused and glared at him.
"Did you just call me fat!" she hissed, wide-eyed.
He grinned stupidly and put his hands up in defense.
"Hey, hey, hey. No need to get all offensive, unless you'd rather be anorexic." he told her. Elena and Rude were interrupted with their casual chat and watched the two.
"Just leave me alone..." Tifa sighed while opening her locker and grabbing her text-books.
Reno put an arm around her shoulder and gave a fake smile.
"Anything for you, princess." Reno said with a tiny bit of laughter in his eyes. Tifa grunted and shrugged him off before walking to History class.
-History Class-
History class was the easiest, but also the scariest class in the school. The only reason why, was Mr. Hellos. Remember that psycho teacher that was sent to the mental hospital six times? Well, he teaches History class. The only reason History is easy, is because Mr. Hellos would choose a random student, and rant about them non-stop. There was no homework involved, just the class was losing students from the scariness.
Tifa sat down in between Yuffie and Vincent and noticed that instead of Mr. Hellos standing in front of the blackboard, there was a man with a uh, rather large nose and disturbingly big eyes. Yuffie gave a shriek and Vincent just rolled his eyes at her behaviour.
"What's wrong?" Tifa asked Yuffie while turning to face her.
"You don't know WHO that IS!" Yuffie squealed while trying to hide in her seat. Tifa shook her head and glanced at the teacher once more.
"GAWD! The time Mr. Nuts leaves for a day, we get the PERVERTED TEACHER!" she almost yelled out loud. Reno, Elena and Rude were sitting behind the three. Elena was doing almost the exact same thing while Rude just shrugged and Reno rolled his eyes.
"'Lena, what's gotten into you!" Reno hissed at her. Apparently, guys weren't exactly as scared as all the girls were.
"D-Don't you know who's the substitute? It's Mr. Corneo, and don't you know that he has a thing for teenage girls!" Elena stuttered while pointing at a random girl in the class. The girl had a rather disgusting hickey on her neck and she didn't exactly look as 'happy' as Elena.
"What?" Reno asked her, as she continued pointing at the girl.
"Mr. Corneo gave her a hickey once! And she did NOOOT like IT!" Elena squealed.
Reno's eyes widened but he just shrugged.
"Not my problem..." He sighed while staring at the ceiling. Elena just hissed before turning to Rude for some support in her against-the-disgusting-perverted-old-teacher-that-likes-teenage-girls talk.
Mr. Corneo clapped his hands like a school girl and looked at all of the students while licking his lips.
"Hohi, hohi, hohi!" He squealed with joy. Every single girl was frightened, while some over-protective boyfriends glared daggers at the teacher.
"Stupid, sick freak..." Yuffie muttered under her breath. Tifa saw what she meant earlier and was getting scared herself. She almost practically hid under the desk and luckily, Mr. Corneo did not see that she hid. Reno had an evil grin and put his hand up.
'Hohi, hohi- Oh, yes Reno!" The teacher said almost angrily.
Reno continued grinning evilly and Elena noticed what he was going to do.
"Reno! You can't! Do you know how bad it is for a girl to be taught by a perverted freak!" Elena hissed at him. Reno ignored her and grinned even more. Rude had to admit, he had a pretty large mouth.
"Well, MISS LOCKHEART over here is trying to avoid class," Reno told Mr. Corneo, hurting his jaw from grinning to much.
Corneo gave a delighted smile and clapped his hands together once more before observing the empty-looking seat.
"Hohi...Oh Miss LockHEART!" Mr. Corneo called out loud. He got no answer, so he walked over to the seat and looked under the desk to reveal nobody. He gave an annoyed grunt and searched some more.
"MISS LOCKHEART! NO NEED TO BE FEISTY NOW!" Corneo yelled out loud. Everyone was very scared right now and were actually glad for Tifa that she couldn't be found by the Don.
Reno felt shuffling underneath his seat and rose an eyebrow. He gave the all-famous smirk and glanced underneath his seat finding a rather horrified Tifa. She pleaded that he wouldn't tell Mr. Corneo silently using her hands, but knowing Reno...
"Please, please, PLEASE, don't tell him!" she barely whispered to him while pleading.
He gave an evil grin but this time, he didn't put his hand up to tell the Don.
"Okay...but you have to be my slave for a month." Reno told her. Her eyes widened, but as she saw as Reno was about to put his hand up to tell Mr. Corneo, she hissed at him and nodded. Tifa spent the rest of the lesson underneath Reno's chair and constantly kept whining about his 'stinky' feet. Once the teacher had finished the lesson, everyone got up and began walking out of the room. Tifa realized that the teacher was not leaving the room, but was at his desk. She gave an annoyed sigh and quickly crawled out from underneath the chair and nearly ran out of the room. Mind you, she did.
Lucky for her, Corneo didn't see her. But as she just got out of the classroom, somebody had grabbed her and pulled her beside the door. She gave an annoyed sigh. Great, time for work.
"Okay, my little flunky, pack your bags once you get home." Reno told her with the same evil grin as the one in History.
Tifa almost punched him at the 'my little flunky' remark, but was to busy being confused.
"Pack...my bags?" She asked dumbly.
Reno rolled his eyes and leaned his back against the wall.
"Yeah, as my flunky, you have to stay at my house with Elena, Rude and me for a month." He told her evilly. Man, this guy is evil (yah think?)...
She swallowed hard and stared at the ceiling. Sure, it wouldn't be bad moving in with them, because Elena and Rude were friends with her, but moving in with Reno as well? Well, she did live alone anyway, so it wouldn't do any harm...right?
"Erm, why do I have to stay at your place?" She asked him with a raised eyebrow. Sure, she was his 'flunky' for a month, but did she really have to move in?
"No questions, that's your second order. And my first order, was for you to move in with me, Elena and Rude for a month...and if you don't follow my orders..." Reno pointed at the History class door with a grin.
Tifa stared at the door and nodded. Nobody liked being near that teacher, ever. Once there had been rumors going around that Mr. Corneo had actually considered locking up all of the girls from school, and choosing one for a bride.
"And if you ever decide to refuse an order, I can have a little arrangement between you and Corneo." Reno told her jokingly. She rolled her eyes and nodded. This was going to be an extremely long month.
