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DUMBLEDORE IS A PHEONIX!

DISCLAIMER

Okay, so maybe I am crazy.

Okay so I am absolutly nuts!

But you see, I have uncovered a dangerous secret...

Now I am just saying he is part pheonix...

I ask no one to believe me...

BUT HE ABSOLUTLY POSTIVELY IS!

THE FACTS

PROOF: The entire fifth book. It is called "The Order of The Pheonix". Who's order is that? THE PHEONIX'S! DUMBLEDORE, THE PHEONIX!

MORE PROOF: During the priory incantateum with voldemort in the grave yard in book 4, the pheonix song is played. Harry thinks to himself that it reminds him strongly of Dumbledore.

STILL NOT CONVINCED- Fawks the pheonix has his own method of transportation other than flight. In the fifth book, after Harry has had his "dream" about the attack on Mr. Weasley, Dumbledore sends Fawks, his pet pheonix out for a message. To do this, Fawks dissapears in a burst of flames. As you recall, if you have read the book, that later on in the book, dumbledore has a confrontation with Umbridge and the M.O.M (Minestry Of Magic). After subdueing them, to escape he dissappears in an unncannily similar way to that of Fawks the Pheonix. Why? BECAUSE HE IS A PHEONIX!

EARLY CLUES- In the second book, when Harry is defending Dumbledore in the chamber of secrets, who comes in his aid? Not Dumbledore, A PHEONIX!

MORE RECENTLY- When dumbledore passes away in the 29th chapter of book 6, instead of calling that chapter "Dumbledore Lament" J.K. Rolling chose to call that chapter "Pheonix Lament".

THE MOST RECENT OF ALL- At dumbledore's funeral the same song played, and he erupted into flames right afterward, and Harry believed he saw a pheonix fly joyfully into the blue- just as pheonixes do once they die... DUMBLEDORE WAS THAT PHEONIX, AND HE IS STILL ALIVE!

FICTION

THE WORST LIE EVER TOLD- Dumbledore is dead!

WHAT'S NEXT

DUMBLEDORE WILL RISE AGAIN!