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A/N : In Physics class one day, annie2163 and I got bored and randomly started writing…here is the outcome. It's a bit crazy and full of our favourite things! Enjoy! ( Typing up and editing(to an extent) done by me, so blame me for the grammar and spelling mistakes)

"Harry, we're ready! Are you coming out soon?"

"Move bitch, get out the way."

"Albus! You do NOT speak to Lily like that," Ginny screams.

"That's Lavender Brown, Ginny! *SMACK* Racist Sister."

"Ron! M'boy! Are you coming out too?"

"No, the scarf of sexual preference said I was bisexual"

*Darren Chris enters* "OI that's OUR line!"

"TRAITOR! Damn that G.L.E.E, they are always making twisted abominations out of everything."

"I'm not a traitor…" *Points to a stupid fat rat (which isn't yet yellow – sorry Ron)* "HE IS!"

*Hermione enters the room with a time turner*

"But at least the git kills himself in the end, unlike some." *Stared pointedly at Darren*

*Darren backs off*

*Enter Voldemort*

"Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh mouldy vouldy voldemort!"

*Exit Voldemort*

Harry: De deh dum dah (Tune to The Mysterious Ticking Noise)

"Mum are we going to go into the past and save Uncle Harry from the evil, ugly, dunderheads?"

Hermione: You mean the Hufflepuffs."

Albus : Yeah what the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

Cedric: "FIND!"

Harry: Found you! Anyway, aren't you dead?

Cedric: Oh yeah *POOF, Cedric vanishes*

Lily and James the first: Oh hello again Cedric, heaven was getting dull without you."

*Crazy fan girl enters* "NOOO! Edward! Don't leave! I love you…please bit me…ahhh!

Cedric's voice: "Bitches, I'm Cedric, not a weirdo sparkly paedophile. Hang on, wait, I am. Sorry Cho!"

Cho: Damn it, I knew I should have said yes to that scrawny kid with glasses.

Ginny: Bitch, hands off my man! *squashes Harry possessively.*

Rose: Language Aunt Gin!

*Rose hits Ginny over the head with a saucepan.*

The time turner is knocked out of Hermione's hand and everyone is transported to Neverland.

Draco: Wrong place, fools! To Pigfarts and beyond!

*Buzz lightyear enters*

"It's to infinity and beyond, you blonde git."

Scorpious: What the hell is Pigfarts?

*Everyone gasps*

Draco: You are not my son! My father shall hear about this. *Marches off while doing a dramatic pose.*

Scorp: "No Dad-ee! Dadee! Look, I drew a picture for you!"

Harry: Dude! Déjà vu!

*Marauders enter*

Sirius: Prongslet and company!

Harry and company: Wait, not yet Padfoot! You'll confuse the readers. Let's do introductions.

*Potter Puppet Pals: TMT, commences*

THE END: D

A/N : Thoughts? Review please.