No One Dies a Virgin Life Screws Us All

By Littletrickstergirl

Prologue:

June 23 2012

Dear Journal,

I suppose it's a little weird for a 30 year old man to keep a diary like a 12 year old girl. But I don't really care. So much has happened over the last 13 years. Besides the boys will be receiving their letters any day now. I'm really glad that I never closed my Gringotts account. I'm also glad that I had the sense to keep putting money into it. Or I don't know how I'd ever be able to pay for the kids education at Hogwarts.

I graduated Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry myself in 1999. You know, unlike most adults, I don't miss my old school days. Sure I was Quidditch Captain, Seeker, and Head Boy, but I regret some of the decisions I made. And how would you like to be stalked by a Dark Lord attempting to regain power every year? I did finally defeat Tom Riddle though in the middle of my 7th year. The wizarding world is at peace now, but it had its cost. I still have nightmares about it. Blood every where, people I knew dieing as I watched, and everything counting on me. But it still wasn't the worst thing that ever happened to me.

No, the worst thing that every happened to me was my best friends kid sister.

Ginny Weasley.

I was going to ask her to marry me you know. Her brother, my best friend Ron, he even helped me pick out the ring. It was pure silver with one fair sized diamond. But she never got the chance to see it before she broke my heart. I never even got to ask the question. She lied when she said she wait for me. I loved her so, and I promised her that as soon as I killed Voldermort we could be together. But she didn't honor our love, and had an affair behind my back. With DRACO MALFOY of all people!

When I asked her why she flipped. All I wanted to know was why, is that a crime? She broke me down, almost to tears, with ugly words I never knew she could say. And when she was done all I wanted to do was jump off a building. And I would have if Sirius hadn't convinced me not to. I lived with my best friends for a year after school, until I nearly broke. I saw her every where I went and she haunted me every other waking moment. Every time I saw her with him shattered my already broken heart into a thousand more tiny pieces. I needed to get away.

So I hopped on the first plane out of the country. That happened to be headed for Canada. And ever since I landed in the foreign country things looked up. I only told Ron and Hermione where I was going. I changed my name, got a great job, and against all the odds fell in love with a muggle woman my age.

And this is the new me. I changed my name to Myles Edmund Wolfe. I'm a 30 year old, muscular, raven haired, emerald eyed hunk who looks no older than 26. At least that's what my wife always said. I married the 2nd love of my life, Sakura Heart. And I loved her more than life it's self. The best thing was she loved me back. I gave her the ring I had meant for Ginny.

We lived in the countryside of Huron County, Ontario, Canada. I got a job as a History teacher at Silver Darts High, a local school. The kids say I'm their favorite teacher and they all call me Mr. Middnight because they heard Sakura call me that once and it stuck. After we married Sakura gave birth to twin boys. We named them Tyson James Wolfe and Julian Tedros Wolfe. They look like carbon copies of me with out the scar, but they act like the Weasley twins Fred and George. They are about 11 years old now, and besides pranking, they play soccer and study martial arts.

2 years after the twins were born Sakura gave birth to my only daughter. But she died soon after of some kind of disease. I named our daughter Kari Sakura Wolfe. She likes soccer and martial arts just like the boys and will some day enroll in Hogwarts. Except for the fact that she has my eyes, she is a picture of her beautiful mother. Honey brown hair and all.

I hide nothing from the kids and they know all about the wizarding community though I only told Sakura who I really was. She still loved me not matter what, I told her about Ginny, and she stuck by me still. I feel bad for the kids never really getting to know her so I spend every extra minute with them. We are as close a family as can be. And I can see that the twins are going to be very protective of Kari when she's old enough to date, I feel sorry for the future men thatwill try and getmy daughter.

I think that when we go to England to get the boys supplies, we'll stay in my parents old house. I fixed it up after I graduated. I think I'll get back in contact with Sirius and the Weasleys. Even Ginny. And perhaps I'll invite them all to dinner so my kids can meet their Godfather Sirius and their Wealsey Aunts and Uncles whom I've told them so many stories about.

I really miss all my old friends. And my extended family. I'll make an excuse at the school to stay their all year if I can. Maybe I'll set up an exchange program for my grade 12's. They can tour England and visit Stonehenge and some of the castles. That sounds like a good idea….ya it does. Well I'd better go work it out with the principal….

Myles E. Wofle

Formerly

Harry J. Potter

Harry finished is entry with a happy heart. He was finally going back to his home. And the kids would get to learn so much more about their magical history. With fresh ideas for a way to skip school this year he sighed looking at a picture of his wife. He heard scrabbling up the stairs with the twins yells.

"Daddy! They came..!"

"Come on Daddy. Come see! Come see our letters!"

"HOGWARTS HOGWARTS HERE WE COME!"

Harry grinned happily at his wife's picture. "I wish you were here right now. I wish you could see how the kids have grown…..I miss you so much." He shook his head and got up in time to be tackled by his sons and lone daughter. "Daddy when do I get to go?" she asked sad at being left behind. Harry chuckled at her disappointment. "Don't worry sweetie. It'll come soon enough."

Yes this was the life Harry Potter had always wanted. But some treacherous part of him whispered in his ear. "But it really isn't exactly what you wanted.." Harry's memories showed him a red headed teenaged girl yelling at him in the Griffindor common room.

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