Hey Everyone! This is my friend's fanfic, not mine. She just didn't want to type it up on the computer, (so her grandma won't see.) So she writes the rough drafts and I type, edit and tweak it. So I hope you Enjoy~
Sesame Street Mafia:
Rating: T might go up later
Characters: I own nothing but would like to own Elmo~
Plot: It's not even mine either.
Hi there~ My name's Holly. Currently I'm having an interesting life..in Sesame Street. You might be thinking, "Isn't that place fake?" Actually, it's quite real. Allow me to explain...
"Big Sis! Will you watch Sesame Street with me?" Begged my little sister, Mary. Good God, she's obsessed with that show, just wait until she finds out it's not even real... "Fine, but only for a little while." I replied reluctantly, unable to resist those puppy eyes of hers. Sadly, that "little while" turned into a hour. As we were watching I felt something was a little...off. There was a short, red headed boy running around in the background, but he never truly showed his face.
"Do you like the show, big sister?' Mary prodded. "What? No!" I half-way yelled, "It's like the dumbest show, ever! And guess what? The muppets aren't even real!" Boy. Was I wrong. Right when she started crying, a cold hand reached through the screen and dragged my teenage body in. Then, everything went black.
When I woke up, there was a group of very colorful..men?
"Hiya!" said the red one cheerfully, "My name's Elmo! Welcome to Sesame Street!" "That was my line!", said the yellow one, his face angrier than before. He pulled a gun from his pocket and shot a bullet into the air. "Was that a warning shot? Or are you people trying or going to kill me?" I asked completely shocked and bewildered at the current events, that happened almost to fast to catch.
"Psh!" said the grumpy looking green one, "I wish! I heard that human blood is actually quite good! So good, in fact I'd..." Before he could continue the red one named Elmo burst out, "Shut up! You're going to scare her!"
Now personally, I think Elmo was more like my sister, Mary. Elmo had a cute red helmet hair cut, with piercing red eyes to match, his pale skin clashed wonderfully with his deep red hair and eyes, he was skinny and was pretty average height. He was always hyper and happy looking.
Now Big Bird was a super cute, blond, with a grin sweet enough to make any teenage girl's day. His hair was shoulder length and wavy, his bright green eyes complimented his whole face, charming smile, freckles and all.
Cookie Monster was pudgy, tall, blue haired, cookie eating boy, with lovely blue eyes, but Oscar put them all to shame. In my eyes of course.
He had a stern face that I craved. Not fat, but not skin and bones. He had dark emerald green eyes that could stare right through you, if he wanted. His hair was messy, but that just made him sexier, and to top it all off, bushy brows. (hence why I love England from Hetalia)! He also had his signature super cute wormy pal on his shoulder, but even with that, he still looked like the manliest there. "Nya?" said the cute little worm. "Daw!" I gushed, "How cute! It even has a little hat..." As I reached out my hand to stoke the insect, Oscar hastily slapped my hand. "Don't touch him!" he snarled, "Don't make fun of him either, just because he's a worm doesn't mean he should be squashed!"
Mother F**king Fag, super hot, but fag! I wasn't going to hurt the damn thing! God damn. Somebody needs to calm down! I seethed inside, hoping I could keep my cool.
"Weirdo." I said instead of "You're hot," and walked away leaving him with a face along the lines of, WTF B*TCH.
After having that awkward and scary encounter with my favorite character, I walked over to Elmo. Thinking this wasn't a dream, because this felt so real, I would need a place to stay, right? "So...Elmo." I said casually, trying not to excite the boy, "You appear to be a reasonable boy, may I stay with you?" "Yay!" he energetically replied back. "Of course you can!" He looked so happy, his eyes beaming at me. "I'll get you some girly clothes, just go inside the house...Wayyyy down there. The orange room is the guest room. Now it's yours!" "Oh, okay, thank you." I said walking down to where he pointed out.
As I walked down, I could hear faint whisperings from Oscar, Cookie Monster, and Big Bird. I ignored them, and continued walking to the bright red house. Obviously, Elmo's house.
So...That's how I ended up here in Sesame Street. The crazy whirlwind story of Sesame Street has just begun.
Aha. That was really fun to type. Chapter 2 will come out soon. I'll just tell my friend to keep writing, because, personally I like where this story is going.
