The Highschool Experience

(Chapter #1)

"I can't believe it. We're finally highschoolers!" Lil yelled with excitement.

"I can't believe it either," Angelica said with a sigh. "All you idiots are gonna be in my school again. I swear to God if you embarrass me in front of my friends all kick all of your asses!"

"Jeez, Ang. Take a chill pill. We aren't the same immature middle school kids that we were three years ago. We have better things to do now than bother you," Tommy explained.

"Last year when I started highschool, I was kind of worried about the whole highschool thing," Chuckie, still the scardy-cat of the group exclaimed, "I mean, just the thought of being around sexually active teenagers all day still makes me queasy."

"Oh shut up, Chuck. Highschool is the best! Believe me. This is my third year and I'm doing just fine, aren't I? Last year Chuck always got picked on," Angelica remembered, "Do you still have to wear that neck brace, Chuck?"

"FYI, it's a back brace! And it's because I have scoliosis! And DUHH I'm scared of highschool! If you haven't realized it by now, I'm scared of everything!"

"I feel bad for Dill. He's still in middle school. Poor Dilly," Kimi said.

"Who cares about Dill. I mean seriously, what kind of 13 year old plays with Cynthia?" Phil laughed.

"Don't make fun of him!" Harold yelled. "I played with Cynthia till I was 13 and I turned out normal."

"Chhyea right, Harold. 'Normal' is quite the opposite," Angelica explained, "Because of you Harold, I lost the 'Most Popular' contest to effing Susie Carmichael! She won by one vote and if you would have voted for me instead of her, Harold, my life would be so much better. Why did you vote for her anyway? She's such a whore."

"Hello! I'm right here!" Susie reminded her.

Suddenly, Tommy's mom Didi ran out of her house wearing a robe and curlers in her reddish-grey hair and came to the bus stop. "Mom, what are you doing here? The bus is going to come any second," Tommy told her not noticing the camera in her hand.

"I forgot to your picture. You know, the first day of school pictures that I take every year before you get on the bus," Didi explained.

"Well, make it snappy because you're embarrassing and if my friends see you...," Tommy started to say.

"Okay, okay. Everyone get together and act excited." The gang huddled together. "Say cheese!"

"Swiss or cheddar?" Phil laughed as Didi snapped the picture with her old fashioned camera.

The bus pulled up and the rats boarded. As the bus pulled away from the bus stop, Didi watched proudly, as a tear ran down her cheek. It was Tommy, Phil, Lil, and Kimi's first day of highschool. Chuckie was starting his sophomore year and Angelica, Harold, and Susie were now juniors. Dil was left behind at the middle school where he was attending eighth grade. As soon as Chuckie got on the bus, of course something was wrong. "This is not the same bus as last year! What happened to the heated seats that made my bum warm! And why does it smell! Oh God, I'm starting to feel a little dizzy."

"WOULD SOMEONE JUST GET THIS KID A DAMN BUCKET BEFORE HE PUKES ALL OVER MY BRAND NEW SHOES!" Angelica screamed, "AND WHO SAID YOU COULD SIT NEXT TO ME ANYWAY, FINSTER?"

"If you have to throw up, don't do it on my bus! Stick your head out the window or something!" the bus driver yelled.

"It's a good thing I have the window seat," Chuckie explained. Chuckie stuck his head out the window and vomited all over the street. "Oh Gosh."

"WHAT NOW?" Angelica yelled.

"My head's stuck!"

As they pulled up to the bus platform, Chuckie's head was still stuck out the window. A few people laughed and Chuckie got really embarrassed. "Hey look at that loser! His head is stuck in the window and there's green shit all over his face! Eww, it looks like puke. What a dick head," one of the older kids yelled. Pretty soon, the bus driver came and rescued Chuckie from this nightmare.

Kimi and Lil were relieved to find out that they had home room and a few other classes together. "This is so awesome!" Lil said to Kimi. "As long as our highschool experience doesn't turn out like Chuck's, this is going to be great!"

"True dat," Kimi agreed. I feel bad for Chuckie since he's my brother and all, but I think...O-M-G!"

"What!"

"Hot guy at ten o'clock!"

"Oh, that kid. He was in my Spanish class last year. There's something you should know about him though," Lil explained.

"His name! What's his name!" Kimi asked as if it were love at first sight.

"His names Michiyuki. But that's not what I was going to...," Kimi interrupted her.

"What a beautiful name. I'm going to go talk to him," Kimi said full of confidence.

Just then, Phil came in the classroom. "Is this room 145B? I think this is my home room."

The teacher replied with a yes and told Phil to sit next to Lil and Kimi. The teacher started telling the class about what you do when you enter home room, but they weren't paying attention. "Phil! Please tell Kimi that Michiyuki is not her type!" Lil asked.

"No, Phil! Don't listen to her. Please go talk to him for me."

"Okay, Kimi," Phil said as he went over by Michiyuki. Things didn't really go as planned. "Are you Michiyuki?"

"Yes I am," he replied in a somewhat girly voice. Lil started to giggle as if something was wrong and Kimi just ignored her. "Is there are problem, sexy?"

Lil started to burst out laughing when Kimi realized what was going on. "Uh, did you just call me sexy?"

"Yea. Your hot. Can I have your screen name?" Michiyuki asked.

"EWW!" Phil yelled as he ran out of the class.

"Class, calm down!" the teacher yelled as the bell rang for first period.

Kimi was still in shock as Lil laughed. "See what I meant about him not being your type?"